Teacher's Pet Posted June 2, 2007 Posted June 2, 2007 *deep breath* I MET A GIRL. Now I'll answer the list of questions that will be pelted at me. 1. Online. 2. Twice. 3. Spanish. 4. Tall. 5. Yes, she thinks I'm funny. 6. 29. 7. Travel Agent. 8. About 15 minutes away. And to all you nutty people who will ask this anyway..... 9. Not yet. -tp still innocent.
Star Gazer Posted June 2, 2007 Posted June 2, 2007 You missed a question!! When are you going to see her again?
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 2, 2007 Author Posted June 2, 2007 Friday night (my first day off in almost 3 weeks) will be our tentative 3rd date, unless we squeeze in some coffee time before then. -tp and that's a lot of squeezin'
RecordProducer Posted June 2, 2007 Posted June 2, 2007 You're going to disappoint your motha if you marry the shikseh!
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 3, 2007 Author Posted June 3, 2007 LOL. My mother just wants me to be happy. Oh, and by the way, date #3 happened tonight. That's 3 "dates" in 3 nights. It's.....amazing. -tp smitten!
allina Posted June 3, 2007 Posted June 3, 2007 LOL. My mother just wants me to be happy. Oh, and by the way, date #3 happened tonight. That's 3 "dates" in 3 nights. It's.....amazing. -tp smitten! tp, I'm so happy for you! I hope the happiness continues. I bet you make a super fun date
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 3, 2007 Author Posted June 3, 2007 LOL Yeah, maybe I do. Knowing that at 35 and 100+lbs overweight I can still work some magic in the back seat of a Honda gives me a little confidence boost, too. -tp my girlfriend rolls a Honda Oh sh*t. I said the G word.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 3, 2007 Author Posted June 3, 2007 -tp Oops. -tP. -tP damn shift key!
allina Posted June 3, 2007 Posted June 3, 2007 Knowing that at 35 and 100+lbs overweight I can still work some magic in the back seat of a Honda gives me a little confidence boost, too. Impressive, my 6' 175lb bf complains about even sitting in the back of my acura The "G" word, wow, so you've gotten to at least first base?
alphamale Posted June 3, 2007 Posted June 3, 2007 100+lbs overweight dropping that weight is probably the best thing you can do. For every 10 lbs you lose your potential pool of honeys gets larger. I remember back in '96 I dropped around 40 lbs after my divorce and literally overnite there was a line of broads out my door waiting to shag. These same girls wouldn't have given me the time of day when i was heavier.
This_Too_Shall_Pass Posted June 3, 2007 Posted June 3, 2007 Way to go, TP Glad you're getting into something interesting. This will definitely motivate you even more to lose the extra pounds. Although you're still cute, 300 lbs or not Here's to TP and his mamacita!
AriaIncognito Posted June 4, 2007 Posted June 4, 2007 She was a very nice girl. Having met her while they were on their date last night, I can attest. She was very positive and smily and didn't seem at all uncomfortable that she was meeting his best friends so soon and we were being ourselves around her (which can get pretty, um, x rated lol). The girl can hang. She also told me that I remind her of Reese Witherspoon. So, tp, if you don't marry her, I might. LOL.
alphamale Posted June 4, 2007 Posted June 4, 2007 She was a very nice girl. . was she good looking and skinny? what did she wear?
Cool Breeze Posted June 4, 2007 Posted June 4, 2007 dropping that weight is probably the best thing you can do. For every 10 lbs you lose your potential pool of honeys gets larger. I remember back in '96 I dropped around 40 lbs after my divorce and literally overnite there was a line of broads out my door waiting to shag. These same girls wouldn't have given me the time of day when i was heavier. For every 30 lbs lost, a guy gains an inch of penis. More motivation.
monkey00 Posted June 4, 2007 Posted June 4, 2007 For every 30 lbs lost, a guy gains an inch of penis. More motivation. Lies! that's one of the oldest myths! For every 30lbs lost, a guy gains an inch of hair.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 4, 2007 Author Posted June 4, 2007 Impressive, my 6' 175lb bf complains about even sitting in the back of my acura The "G" word, wow, so you've gotten to at least first base? LOL..... *wipes mouth* -tP cunning linguist.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 4, 2007 Author Posted June 4, 2007 Way to go, TP Glad you're getting into something interesting. This will definitely motivate you even more to lose the extra pounds. Although you're still cute, 300 lbs or not Here's to TP and his mamacita! Yeah.. I have this feeling I'm in for some intense....workouts. Friday night I'm meeting her friends for an evening of dining, comedy (we're going to see John Pinette), and as she put it tonight... ...breakfast. -tP over easy, please!
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 4, 2007 Author Posted June 4, 2007 She was a very nice girl. Having met her while they were on their date last night, I can attest. She was very positive and smily and didn't seem at all uncomfortable that she was meeting his best friends so soon and we were being ourselves around her (which can get pretty, um, x rated lol). The girl can hang. She also told me that I remind her of Reese Witherspoon. So, tp, if you don't marry her, I might. LOL. LOL.....If and when I marry her, you can be my best "man". Wouldn't want anyone else by my side at the altar. But yeah, she felt very much at ease with "the crew". Of course, she can get pretty x-rated too. LOL... We ALREADY have a funny sex story to tell (and we didn't even have intercourse yet) -tP glowin' like the metal on the edge of a knife
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 4, 2007 Author Posted June 4, 2007 was she good looking and skinny? what did she wear? She's an attractive, "thick" Spanish girl with VERY long legs. And...she KNOWS her legs are amazing, so she dresses appropriately. I've seen her 4 times in 4 days, and she has never worn pants for me yet. -tP leg man extraordinaire
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 4, 2007 Author Posted June 4, 2007 For every 30 lbs lost, a guy gains an inch of penis. More motivation. Well, if I lose 90lbs, then I gain 3". Since she didn't complain about the existing ones........ *grin* -tP it aint the length, it's the width
AriaIncognito Posted June 4, 2007 Posted June 4, 2007 She doesn't look spanish at all to me. As TP said, she's not skinny, but one doesn't need to be skinny in order to be attractive. It's all in how you carry yourself. You can be skinny as a pole but if you don't carry yourself with confidence, you won't get far. This girl definitely shows confidence. I made it a point to look at her legs since you had mentioned them in a post lol. Hopefully she didn't catch me "checking her out".
Author Teacher's Pet Posted June 4, 2007 Author Posted June 4, 2007 LOL..... tp loves the leggy ladies. -tP all the better to be wrapped in!
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