pelagicsands Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 I feel badly for men that have to endure ED. It must be hell when they're dating. Not really. I just put a cucumber down my pants, and guide their hands between my legs. Works every time. Then it's back to my place for fresh cucumber.
champagne Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 I think I could tell a difference between "it" and a cucumber. a cucumber has those sticky things poking out sometimes. oucch.
pelagicsands Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 a cucumber has those sticky things poking out sometimes. oucch. Ouch?? How far did you stick it in?!
lonelybird Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 Because...I can't think of another reason why a woman would say that. I certainly haven't. You might grab a wrong cucumber, which some women always do, you know.......... Nothing wrong with waiting
pelagicsands Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 You might grab a wrong cucumber, which some women always do, you know.......... Nothing wrong with waiting Very wise words. You have to scrutinise the soil, before you lube up with oil.
lonelybird Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 Very wise words. You have to scrutinise the soil, before you lube up with oil. Please refer to johan's post #16, last line
pelagicsands Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 Please refer to johan's post #16, last line Now that's just silly. It doesn't have to be my cucumber - you can grow your own.
lonelybird Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 Now that's just silly. It doesn't have to be my cucumber - you can grow your own. I didn't even mean yours cucumber, you picked it up I meant play boys's
pelagicsands Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 I didn't even mean yours cucumber, you picked it up I meant play boys's My mistake - sorry. Sometimes I get a bit too fresh with my cucumbers, unfortunately.
Author GregsBad Posted June 1, 2007 Author Posted June 1, 2007 You're wrong, darling. Sex isn't everything. But it's a very, very important something. Then why make the point that it isn't everything? Who said it is? Get my point? Remember (it's my scenario) that the guy is NOT pressuring for it. But she makes the point without him having made an issue of sex. More like out of the blue. So I think Tank is closest to the real motive.
Author GregsBad Posted June 1, 2007 Author Posted June 1, 2007 Ahh, but you misinterpret, m'dear. I'm not saying that I think sex is everything (though I agree it's a very, very important something), I'm saying that a woman who considers it important and has a healthy sex drive is unlikely to bring up the point that "sex isn't everything". Right!!! That's how I would take it. Much like if a guy said, "Money ain't everything, right honey?" That's his way of lettin' her know he's broke And if she sees the need to make her point that, "Sex ain't everything (like who the hell said it was? even if it IS ) then she's lettin' him she's broke (that way).
Author GregsBad Posted June 1, 2007 Author Posted June 1, 2007 This might be TMI, but I recall a time where I was dating this dude who (while I was living in L.A.) flew us to S.F. for the weekend (Valentine's Day weekend) for this uber-romantic rendezvous. We spent the day at Nob Hill Spa, went to the opera, and then retired to our ridiculously overpriced and huge suite. He even busted out candles. It was waaaaaaay over the top. Too much effort. Anyway, after his fifth attempt (and failure) in getting it up, I said those words: "Sex isn't everything..." I didn't want to make him feel bad. But in retrospect, I know I was a damn liar. I guess my point is that the meaning of those words really depends on the context of when and how they're said... LOL OK OK - you got me there That was mecy on your part ... Damn, if a woman ever had to sooth me with those words, I might NEVER be able to get it up - ever again.
Storyrider Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 Right!!! That's how I would take it. Much like if a guy said, "Money ain't everything, right honey?" That's his way of lettin' her know he's broke And if she sees the need to make her point that, "Sex ain't everything (like who the hell said it was? even if it IS ) then she's lettin' him she's broke (that way). Unless she suspects he's "broke" and she thinks she's taking the pressure off him by saying this, as SG said.
Author GregsBad Posted June 1, 2007 Author Posted June 1, 2007 Unless she suspects he's "broke" and she thinks she's taking the pressure off him by saying this, as SG said. What? She thinks he's broke ... so she she says, "Sex ain't eveything" ???? no no no ... that's all backwards! That's like a guy suspecting she has a low sex drive so to take the pressure off, he says he's broke. That doesn't make sense
champagne Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 You guys aren't for real about the cucumber thing, are you?
pelagicsands Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 That's like a guy suspecting she has a low sex drive so to take the pressure off, he says he's broke. That doesn't make sense I'm guessing that logic is not your strong suit. Stick to sex. Or take a trip to the planet Vulcan.
pelagicsands Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 You guys aren't for real about the cucumber thing, are you? I take my vegetables very seriously.
DanielMadr Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 I'm single and dating for some time now. I love it. I have learned so much that I wish I knew when I was younger. I'm a kid in a candy store! I'm a country boy in the big city! Anyway ... one subject that really facinates me is: What does it mean ... When a woman says, "Sex isn't everything". I'm talking about cases where a man and woman are in early stages of getting to know each other ... say like on their first to their fifth date. I'm NOT talking about if the man is comming on like a horn dog, practically FORCING her to say something like that. No! I'm talking about when she needs to make this clear to him, for some other reason. What reason? To begin with, to me, when that statement is made early on, it's about the same is if the man were to have said, "Money isn't everything, right honey?" - I mean, there is a reason a man would say that, right? And we all know why. Well to me, it's pretty close to the same reason that a woman would say, "Sex isn't everything". Any thoughts? She says "Stop f@cking around with other women and search relationship with me." or She is trying to patronize you for the purpose of testing (throw you of balance) or for the hack of it. or Like TanBark wrote, she is proud she has low sex drive, because she is above it and it should be considered as worning. or She says..."take it slow, Im not FWB or ONS"
K-os Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 What's the full situation here, Greg? I'm assuming this isn't purely hypothetical. Either this happened to you or to a friend of yours, but probably you. What were you two doing at the time? How had the date been going? What exactly was said by both of you leading up to and away from her statement, and most importantly how? Like Star Gazer said, context changes everything.
Author GregsBad Posted June 1, 2007 Author Posted June 1, 2007 Now that's just silly. It doesn't have to be my cucumber - you can grow your own. My thread has been hijacked by a perishable dildo! So do you girls peel those first? Scrub 'em with your loofa? Please tell me you DO throw 'em away later. Ohhhhhhh .... I just figured it out. You slice 'em for hubby's salad, don't you? You are baaaaaad girls!
Art_Critic Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 Please tell me you DO throw 'em away later. that is why the salad always tastes great .. You don't go around wasting food...
Author GregsBad Posted June 1, 2007 Author Posted June 1, 2007 What's the full situation here, Greg? I'm assuming this isn't purely hypothetical. Either this happened to you or to a friend of yours, but probably you. What were you two doing at the time? How had the date been going? What exactly was said by both of you leading up to and away from her statement, and most importantly how? Like Star Gazer said, context changes everything. It's not a "tell me what to do with this girl" thing. Like I said in the "tee-up", I have my theories on why women would say such a thing to men. And I have my own ways of getting around it when it comes up. Many times, when I apply my theory, I manage to overcome the obstacle. Just like when she wants to wait a long time before sex, I have my ways for that too. But that's another subject I'll say this, that I think this kind of statement comes from older women, more than from younger women.
Author GregsBad Posted June 1, 2007 Author Posted June 1, 2007 I'm guessing that logic is not your strong suit. Stick to sex. Or take a trip to the planet Vulcan. Hmmmmm ..... most illogical.
alphamale Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 What does it mean ... When a woman says, "Sex isn't everything". it means that she's looking at all aspects of the man before she makes the decision have sex with him. Here are some of the things she'll examine: how much money does have have or makeis he good looking, average or uglywhats his personality likewhats his occupation, blue collar or whitewill her girlfriends and/or family accept himis he cheapdoes he have a good bodyis he funnywill he be putty in her handswill she be able to get him to the altardoes he have any kidsdoes he want kidswhen he gets old will he wear his pants up to his nipplescould he be tempted to cheat with her better looking best girlfriendwill he become abusvie later ondoes he have any addiction problems (drugs, sex, booze, golf)is he boring or excitingetc...
Author GregsBad Posted June 1, 2007 Author Posted June 1, 2007 that is why the salad always tastes great .. Depending on the girl! She'd be pleased and tickled if her husband said, "Mmmmmm, this is yummy! It's light! And little zesty! Wha'd you put in it baby?" But it would probably hurt her feelings if he said, "eeeeeeewwwwww! Did you put anchovies in this?"
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