Pink Amulet Posted May 29, 2007 Posted May 29, 2007 my turn offs are women who: has a lifetime subscription to cosmowatches all those dumb shows like American Idolwon't do Karaokeso self absorbed they are clueless about their environmentthinks that real journalism is found on E! entertainment channel *nods* I also hate women like that ^^^ As for my turn offs and turn ons: I am so sexually deprived right now, even my 59yo balding defamation law lecturer was looking pretty fine today
directx Posted May 29, 2007 Posted May 29, 2007 To Alpha Male, How do you know that YOUR breath doesn't stink? And please don't give me that inhaling into your palm trick? Or that your body doesn't permeate an odorous smell? In some cultures "bad" body smells like sweat and garlic are a tremendous turn on!!! Seriously now, how does one know if one's breath is the culprit? Garlic? What about alcohol? Belching? Not to mention vomiting? Or a bad digestive system? Or maybe simple "filthy" language? Some men I know hate perfumes (even when sparesly used) and prefer pure, unadutlerated, natural ( the forest primeval kind of thing), totally beastly smells? What's your take on this one? Must know! Forgive me if I am butting in but WOW he hit a nerve with you! But you do make some good points. I always had bad breath as a kid due to my allergies but I have taken care of it now. If the girl is hot enough, bad breath is worth working around. I wanted to try the suggestion I read here where you suck on a stainless steel spoon. I hate perfumes sometimes but like them others. For some girls it works, others it doesnt. I cant explain it. If a hot women is sweating up a storm from exercising, and I can get her right after, yeah, im taking that!
Lizzie60 Posted May 29, 2007 Posted May 29, 2007 my turn offs are women who: nag excessivelytell me what to dothink they are smarter than medon't do what I sayrefuse to cook or cleandon't drink alcoholspend half their time in a place of worshipthink they're better than menhave no sense of humour (which is almost ALL women)won't talk to me coz I don't have a mansion und a yachthave french nailsdon't wear high heelsdislike pornat a restaurant they order a salad and at home they're pigging outthink that cause I'm male i am their personal handy mandon't put out by the fourth dateask me for my number instead of giving theirsthink they can get men to do anything cause they're beautifulknow nothing about the current geo-political climatearen't femininewon't even tolerate watching just one quarter of a football gamedoesn't like doggy stylehas a stinky genital regiondoesn't know how to felate a man (this is like 90% of women)tells me what to wearsays to me "thats your 7th drink Alpha, you won't be able to drive"wan't so called "equality" but won't pick up the checknail polish is all chipped and dull and crackedsays her kids are "good kids" -- hello...ALL moms say thattells me she's taking the pill when she's really notdoesnt' tell me about her STDsthinks I'm her "true love" and soulmate yaks on her cell phone while driving 10mph under speed limitdoesn't realize she is replaceabletalks too muchcan make good browniesonly owns 4 pairs of shoesthinks she's good lookin' when she's notthinks she's schmart when she's notthinks life revolves around shoppingwatches QVChas seen Gone With The Wind more than three times.... Then I am a huge turn-off : think they are smarter than me (I know I am LOL) don't do what I say (I hate macho) refuse to cook or clean (I don't cook but I clean) don't drink alcohol (no booze no drugs for me) think they're better than men (I know I am) have no sense of humour (which is almost ALL women) - not me won't talk to me coz I don't have a mansion und a yacht - no need for a mansion but need to be well-off... think that cause I'm male i am their personal handy man (this is the only time I wish I had a male in the house, when I have stuff to be done around the house) ask me for my number instead of giving theirs (I do that) think they can get men to do anything cause they're beautiful (I do that) won't even tolerate watching just one quarter of a football game (can't stand sports on TV) doesn't know how to felate a man (this is like 90% of women) (ha-hem I am a MASTER at BJ) tells me what to wear (no cause if you don't know what to wear, I won't even be with you) says to me "thats your 7th drink Alpha, you won't be able to drive" (I might do that if you don't know that) can make good brownies (I don't cook) thinks she's good lookin' when she's not (I know I am) thinks she's schmart when she's not (I know I am) thinks life revolves around shopping (I'm a shopholic) has seen Gone With The Wind more than three times....(No but I've bought 'Unfaithful' and already watched it over 5 times)
Lizzie60 Posted May 29, 2007 Posted May 29, 2007 my turn offs are women who: obsessed with avoiding or masking foul smellsthinks true "bisexuality" existstay in touch/friends with all their ex boyfriendstheir bodies are either too hot or too coldnever sleep totally nudeonly want to have sex with the lights offstart an argument with me then wonder why i haven't called in 2 wkswon't let me come in their mouthwhen i ask for anal she says "why don't you stick something up YOUR butt!"won't go to a cheap no-tell motel for a quick romp but instead must go to the Hyatthas a lifetime subscription to cosmowatches all those dumb shows like American Idolwon't do Karaokelocks her self in the bathroom and cries for hourscalls me up at 3am to yell at me or fight over the phonecan't hold her booze and starts berating everyone around hercomes from a blue collar background but tries to act all hoity-toityso self absorbed they are clueless about their environmentdoesn't masturbate or have any sex toyswon't dress up in a sexy outfit for halloweengoes to everyone elses parties but won't throw one herselfthinks that real journalism is found on E! entertainment channelthinks that I don't know when she's checking me outdoesn't realize I could snap her neck in two with my bare handscan't make a decent pot roast and homemade mashed potatoeshates her familywants me to put down the toilet seat all the timethinks i'm her chaufferwants me to wear rubbers cause she doesn't like the pillwon't do 69 thinks true "bisexuality" exist (I do) stay in touch/friends with all their ex boyfriends (all my exes are friends) their bodies are either too hot or too cold (mine is hot) never sleep totally nude (naked except for my sport bra) only want to have sex with the lights off (I only have sex with the lights ON, always when i ask for anal she says "why don't you stick something up YOUR butt!" (have you ever tried it?) won't go to a cheap no-tell motel for a quick romp but instead must go to the Hyatt has a lifetime subscription to cosmo (I do but not Cosmo) watches all those dumb shows like American Idol (I do, and also Dancing with the Stars, Skating with the Stars, I wish they had the F*ing with the Stars LOL) doesn't masturbate or have any sex toys (I do masturbate a lot but no sex toys, I hate them, the real thing or nothing for me) can't make a decent pot roast and homemade mashed potatoes (I don't cook) hates her family (I haven't spoken to my parents for over 7-8 years) wants me to put down the toilet seat all the time (of course) thinks i'm her chauffer (I hate to drive) wants me to wear rubbers cause she doesn't like the pill (rubber is also good to prevent STDs) won't do 69 ( I hate that... I can do oral for hours but I need all my concentration, one at a time is the way to go!!!) ;)
Sk8away Posted May 30, 2007 Posted May 30, 2007 Okay, I'll start: if I meet an absoletely beautiful girl, drop-dead gorgeous in every way, but if I come to find out that she is a frequent church-goer, this absolutely turns me off and I don't really see her in a sexual way anymore. Does anyone else find this strange? Does anyone else here have a peculiar turn-off (or turn-on, for that matter) when sizing up a potential mate? Turn-offs: 1. Needy/clingy 2. Jealous/insecure 3. Lacks empathy/compassion 4. Lacks intellectual curiosity 5. Critical and criticizes 6 Analyzes "everything" 7. Lacks spontaneity 8. Men who say they LOVE/admire "independent" women, then feel threatened/insecure by the very quality they claim to love/admire.
allina Posted May 30, 2007 Posted May 30, 2007 I thought this would be a fun thread about getting down and sexy with what turns us on, not another thread about what we expect in a mate
alphamale Posted May 30, 2007 Posted May 30, 2007 I thought this would be a fun thread about getting down and sexy with what turns us on, not another thread about what we expect in a mate where's your list sister? I'll still putting together part III of mine.
Pyro Posted May 30, 2007 Posted May 30, 2007 Turn-Ons: smells good good hygiene Turn-offs: Full-time smoker bad hygiene uses "like" and "um" excessively when talking
allina Posted May 30, 2007 Posted May 30, 2007 where's your list sister? I'll still putting together part III of mine. Your lists are just demands of what you want the person to be, nothing unusual. I wanted to see peoples real turn-ons, like feet, spanking...... Turn-Ons: smells good good hygiene Turn-offs: Full-time smoker bad hygiene uses "like" and "um" excessively when talking So you don't like an idiot that smells bad, shocker Man, you people are boring
IpAncA Posted May 30, 2007 Posted May 30, 2007 Turn Offs: Excessive excessive excessive hair. Even on the hands/nuckles. Bad Hygiene (bad breath, Oily hair) Smoker Covered with warts or something. Maybe a fungus I'm not sure what it is. Winers Know it alls People who always yell and cut you down. Dressing trashy Judgemental Well that's all I have. Sure there's more but I'm not about to make this a series.
Chamari Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 Odd turn on: when a guy is comfortable playing with kids. Weird turn off: ears. If a guy has funny shaped ears or ears that are too small, too big . . . it just kind of weirds me out.
alphamale Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 Your lists are just demands of what you want the person to be, nothing unusual. I wanted to see peoples real turn-ons, like feet, spanking...... fine, then I won't publish part III
Pyro Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 So you don't like an idiot that smells bad, shocker Man, you people are boring So lead by example then, dork. I do like a girl who has cute feet. Is that more like it?
This_Too_Shall_Pass Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 Turn-ons: - Nice, honest eyes - Nice smile - Respect for self and others - A decent I.Q. - Decency, in general Turn-offs: - Lack of directness / courage to speak up / Avoidant behavior - Sly / cunning personality - Humongous ego - Smoking - Bad hygeine - Moronic facial expressions - Speaks too fast or too slow But most of all (and this is a true fetish of sorts), - Bad written English and inability to write and express himself coherently.
Storyrider Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 Here are some specific things that have turned me on or off in the past. Turn-ons: Great listener, articulate speaker An amazing way with words in writing Reads books, gets literary references Verbally quick Makes me laugh Nice hands--Type a: long and slender or type b: strong and muscular Broad shoulders Muscular legs Takes charge without being overbearing Remembers things I've said I like and tries to please me Turn-offs Doesn't read Wishy washy and wimpy Dull conversationalist Shallow Boorish Dismissive of my feelings, insensitive to others in general Doesn't control temper or negativity Overly materialistic and money mongering Talks about himself too much or no give and take in conversation Overly judgemental or moralistic Doesn't like to try new things
Trialbyfire Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 Turn-ons: Assertiveness Ability to analyze and disseminate information Enjoys conversation, a combination of light and serious topics Turn-offs: Overly-aggressive Overly-dominant
monkey00 Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 Turn ons: sexy/feminine voice cute smile minor shyness (table) manners friendliness confidence fashionable maturity/understanding loves children Turn offs: bad breath smokers analytical-critical women hypocrites (arent we all?) jealousy/insecurities drama queens egotistic/selfish girls
Topper Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 The drunker Alpha gets the shorter his list... Or he might not ever get laid.
Trimmer Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 OK - not my only one, or even my primary one, but I like that whole pull-the-pony-tail-through-the-back-of-the-baseball-cap thing... One other: I like that place where a woman's leg meets her pelvis, right along the little valley in front that runs from her hip down to the edge of her pubic hair (or where it would be) when her leg is slightly bent. I love stroking that with my finger... There, allina - more what you were thinking of?
Trimmer Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 But most of all (and this is a true fetish of sorts), - Bad written English and inability to write and express himself coherently. But what if he speak gooder than write for you to still be fetishing his likablness?
monkey00 Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 Your lists are just demands of what you want the person to be, nothing unusual. I wanted to see peoples real turn-ons, like feet, spanking...... : Those sound more like fetishes...Perhaps you should revise the post name to : "Do you have peculiar fetishes for the opposite sex, and then some?"
allina Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 [*]when i ask for anal she says "why don't you stick something up YOUR butt!" [*]won't go to a cheap no-tell motel for a quick romp but instead must go to the Hyatt [*]has a lifetime subscription to cosmo [*]wants me to wear rubbers cause she doesn't like the pill Aww Alpha come on and "publish" your part III. I somehow feel the need to defend the above 4, as they apply to me 1. I'll do anything but the butt, if you think it's so great YOU spread them! 2. Cheap motels gross me out, all hotels are known for their nasty factors, it's even worse at the cheap ones. 3. I have a 2 year subscription, I like the magazine, it's one of the many things I like to read. 4. I love the pill, but I don't feel like getting an std, so unless I'm dating someone exclusively and know they're clean a rubber is a must. Now for my own list (I'm leaving out things like filthy and toothless as they are obvious) Turn Offs- *practices any religion *uneducated *no job *goes hunting/fishing *collects coins *speaks "ghetto" *has never been out of the country *has rims on his car *dresses like a hick *has a kid *picky eater *doesn't care bout his family *alcoholic/drug addict *mental/emotional issues *wears too much jewelry *unwilling to try new things *criminal record *has "poor me" attitude ~I'm sure there are many more~ Turn Ons- *Physically fit (not meaning perfect body but someone who can handle a long hike, an able body in motion is very sexy) *articulate *intelligent *well traveled *nice lips *nice butt, I love butts! *high sex drive *willing to let me do anything in bed *happy with life *wears converse *plays a musical instrument *enjoys going to concerts, shows, festivals... *dark hair and eyes *can bbq *strong (won't complain about having to move a tv) *opens doors *doesn't b*tch about my 100 pairs of shoes *has friends *loves my cats *doesn't take everything too seriously *funny laugh *cares about family *likes good music *good table manners
Topper Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 With all those list is anybody getting any? I mean no wonder the sex toy industry is growing so fast. remind myself to look up sex toy stocks.
allina Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 With all those list is anybody getting any? I mean no wonder the sex toy industry is growing so fast. remind myself to look up sex toy stocks. Well my lists are both long but if you read them they are not anything rare or outrageous. To answer your question yes I am getting some, very frequently actually. I'm I'm very in love with my SO
riobikini Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 re: AndySA: " Okay, I'll start: if I meet an absoletely beautiful girl, drop-dead gorgeous in every way, but if I come to find out that she is a frequent church-goer, this absolutely turns me off... Does anyone else here have a peculiar turn-off (or turn-on...?" Man -I have a list of turn-offs that stop me dead in my tracks -and cause me to grow wings and fly (as fast as they'll carry me) in the *other* direction! Extreme physical turn-offs: bad (or yellowed) teeth, bad breath, dandruff, dirty fingernails, visible earwax, sour-smelling body odors -like a street person- even tho' the guy might appear "normal" (may even be dressed well, etc., etc.) until he smiles, talks, or you get within a few feet of him. Spitting when talking turns me waaaay off, too. Tobacco-chewers, and snuff users. Really b-I-g guys who sweat profusely, have a large ol' tummy hanging well over their trousers -and who have to stop every ten seconds just to breathe, or wait several seconds to catch their breath every other word or so -and who are obviously (unfortunately for both of you) deeply infatuated with you. Personality/Behavioral Turn-offs: Men who have to get right to the point right away and tell you what their likes/dislikes are regarding sex. Men who want to show you their private parts (and think the sight of it's going to make you hottern' hell and you'll just not be able to resist and jump right on it.) Men who invite their old girlfriends over to your table to chat -or, in some insane, ridiculous cases, have dinner as a "friendly" threesome! Or worse. (Smile) Men who want to tongue kiss you on the first date -or all the feakin' time! Men who always manage to "accidently" touch your boobs -several times- during *one* first-time date. Men who have "Mom" problems, ex problems, and other silly relationship problems -and tend to keep the whole evening of conversation on them. Men who brag, brag, brag! Especially, men who brag about kicking someone's a*s (making them always the "hero", of course.) Men who can't take "NO!" for an answer. Men who can't take "NO!" for an answer -and then call you really bad names because you weren't receptive, or wasn't impressed with the invitation. Men who choose the lOuDeSt! cologne they can find (and practically bathe in it.) Men who are cheap dates -I'm talking not even the appetizer menu is cheap enough! Men who are shallow enough to keep the phone numbers of past "easy" dates if they didn't get any from *you* by the time the date's over. Men who pretend they love children, little old ladies, puppies, rainbows, and candycanes (Smile) -until the about the second or third date- when they can't stand pretending, anymore and just decide to get loaded from the bar and come clean with the act, stating in slurred, humble speech *exactly* what they were after, in the first place. Men who want to go Dutch, try to start a convo about your money, or want to know what possessions you own in the world (and try, for as long as they can, to hide the fact they're *not* working in any real job, anywhere.) Well -that just about covers the iceberg of turn-offs, for me -but there's a mountain I probably, could probably still go on about.... (Smile) However, I find it much easier to list the turn-ons: my SO, "L" is the only thing flipping any of my switches these days! -Rio
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