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South...good girl. i have been on the same road too... been about 6 months for me, just like being single, going to get used to it.

 

i think its easy to find a fwb but this is not want i want atm... i like to have emotional sex too and don't mind to wait for someone special.

 

masturbate ftw when i need to... =)

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South...good girl. i have been on the same road too... been about 6 months for me, just like being single, going to get used to it.

 

i think its easy to find a fwb but this is not want i want atm... i like to have emotional sex too and don't mind to wait for someone special.

 

masturbate ftw when i need to... =)

 

After you go for soooo long...after a certain point, it doesnt even start to bother me. Its not that I dont still want, but I've learned that just because I have urge to, doesnt mean that I have to act on it.

 

But all jokes aside.....the next time I DO get some......MAN!!! it'll be the "ORGASM-HEARD-ROUND-THE-WORLD".....:lmao::lmao::lmao:...Everybody keep an ear open for it!!...lol

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I was just thinking about this recently and thought that it would be interesting to pick others' brains to see what interesting things are said. The question is mainly for those in relationships, but others are welcome, of course.

 

I obviously am a huge fan of masturbation. Just curious about other creative things people do, if any.

 

That's pretty much what is done.

 

If I get that urge, it doesn't go away. It stays until something is done about it.

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Bring in the 'Stranger'...

 

sit on your hand for 15 minutes, till it goes numb.....

then....

rub one off....

:D:p

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That's pretty much what is done.

 

If I get that urge, it doesn't go away. It stays until something is done about it.

 

 

I love the shoe pic... I wish they were on my feet right now...

 

so for me it is fantasizing...

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Warm up a cantaloupe, cut a hole in it and have some fun. (I've never tried that obviously seeing as I don't have a penis attached me, but if I DID have a penis, I'd definately nail the cantaloupe!)

 

For me, if H and I are in a dry spell, I turn to the shower massager. Sometimes I watch a porn DVD.

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I love the shoe pic... I wish they were on my feet right now...

 

so for me it is fantasizing...

Yeah I like them myself. Their pretty for summer.

 

And speaking of a cantaloupe, I have one at my house. Yeah I can't use one but I wonder if it's crossed my H's mind.

 

Hahahaha...maybe I should ask him.

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Warm up a cantaloupe, cut a hole in it and have some fun. (I've never tried that obviously seeing as I don't have a penis attached me, but if I DID have a penis, I'd definately nail the cantaloupe!)

 

For me, if H and I are in a dry spell, I turn to the shower massager. Sometimes I watch a porn DVD.

 

 

OH MY!.....

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OH MY!.....

 

And tomorrow is Friday, so everyone get your horny thinkin' caps on cuz I will start a HOT thread. :bunny:

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Exercise. A lot. And while you

are at the gym or the track, there is still the possibility of meeting someone :)

 

I don't know about every one else, but exercise increases my sex drive! :love:

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meditation.

 

it seems daft, if you're not getting any, to do anything that ultimately makes you more horny by causing you to focus on sex.

 

stop focusing. the horniness will subside until you are getting some again.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

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Im the horniest man alive so it is a sad day indeed when I cant get any. So when Im horny and cant get any I go into the battle room and set out a plan on how im going to get some

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The battle room?

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yeah its like when a general goes into that war room to plan his next moves, I think to myself what im going to do next to get laid, like which girl Im going to shine my lights on, or which parts of town and what Im going to do to get these girls.

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Wow, lucky women

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oh yeah I brought new meaning to those words

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I don't know about every one else, but exercise increases my sex drive! :love:

 

me too

 

 

but to be honest at 31 EVERYTHING increases my sex drive. some days I feel like a 17 year old boy walking around with wood.

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I don't know about every one else, but exercise increases my sex drive! :love:

 

It increases mine too but thats the whole point....go to the gym and get rid of the energy that your building up and get the benefit of being in shape at the same time. ;)

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Warm up a cantaloupe, cut a hole in it and have some fun. (I've never tried that obviously seeing as I don't have a penis attached me, but if I DID have a penis, I'd definately nail the cantaloupe!)

 

For me, if H and I are in a dry spell, I turn to the shower massager. Sometimes I watch a porn DVD.

 

Notice that after this post, all the males (except KMT as i'm sure he's tried it before :p) have disappeared? haha, i wonder if they're carving cantelops as we speak...

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Notice that after this post, all the males (except KMT as i'm sure he's tried it before :p) have disappeared? haha, i wonder if they're carving cantelops as we speak...

 

:lmao::lmao:

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nope not me, id rather put a fruit sald on your head and poke your hole

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Im the horniest man alive so it is a sad day indeed when I cant get any. So when Im horny and cant get any I go into the battle room and set out a plan on how im going to get some

 

:laugh: I like your thinking on this matter. I could just see you in there planning your next move. :laugh:

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KMT, I could swear that was you I just saw walking around the produce isle at the grocery store fingering cucumbers and melons. I saw a bunch of women fleeing to the meat section before I saw you.

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id much rather be fingering some of the female shoppers & employees

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id much rather be fingering some of the female shoppers & employees

 

Well there ya go... that expains why I saw them all running....

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