No Foolin Posted May 23, 2007 Posted May 23, 2007 So a friend rolled over to my apartment today (in fact he left about an hour ago). He is currently sweating the 5th week of being broken up with his girlfriend (she left him because he was too clingy). So, because I’m a friend, I get to listen to his 70s light rock super group “Air Supply” poor me spiel (I’m all out of love, I’m so lost without you b/s). I get the rejection thing, I do. But, I cannot tolerate the scheme of the week; get the girl back into your life gig. I just sat there with loosened tie, cocktail in one hand, cigarette in my mouth (with 3 inch ash), thinking “why am I listening to this when I could do something productive”. So, I got up put out my cig, took off my tie, left him in my living room and went and cleaned my cat box in the bathroom. After about two minutes he rolled into the bathroom like nothing happened and continued his “need her back” jive. I just looked at him and said “what have you got goin in yer life besides this girl?” I received no answer. I told homeboy this: “If you build it they will come. If you try to slide up to some chick with s**t, then that’s what yer gonna get in return, period. If you slide up to some chick hoping she’ll fix you, then expect a broken person to sign up for the job. A solid stand up chick ain’t fixin s**t!!!!” Then I closed with a solid sincere “get a life, then get a girl” blast. The night ended with homeboy finishing his drink and carrying a sack of cat s**t to the dumpster. Maybe he’ll throw his delusions in the dumpster as well. No Foolin
InvisibleTouch Posted May 23, 2007 Posted May 23, 2007 Just one question,What's your cats name? Very amuzing and very true!
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