Woggle Posted May 5, 2007 Posted May 5, 2007 Today she got off early from work so I came home and she had cooked dinner. She set the table nice dressed sexy and all that. I did the same for her last week so she thought she would repay the favor. I know a lot of men married to witches that nag them incessantly and treat them trash and I wonder if they are jealous of me.
This_Too_Shall_Pass Posted May 5, 2007 Posted May 5, 2007 Hey, good for you, Woggle. At least there's one woman you hold in high esteem.
burning 4 revenge Posted May 5, 2007 Posted May 5, 2007 Today she got off early from work so I came home and she had cooked dinner. She set the table nice dressed sexy and all that. I did the same for her last week so she thought she would repay the favor. I know a lot of men married to witches that nag them incessantly and treat them trash and I wonder if they are jealous of me.posts like these remind me that i should take up reading books again
This_Too_Shall_Pass Posted May 5, 2007 Posted May 5, 2007 posts like these remind me that i should take up reading books again You read my mind, B4R. I am still searching for a name for this syndrome that Woggle seems to have. It's all about demonizing all women - save for his wife, who he idolizes. I mean, it's good (and necessary) to love your wife and all, but it's a bit strange that you have to brag about it. It's like a rich kid looking down on all the other kids in the playground because they don't have a personal chauffeur.
Art_Critic Posted May 5, 2007 Posted May 5, 2007 What he didn't post about was after dinner she asked him to cleanup the dishes and take out the garbage and he flipped.. Now she is buried in the back yard.. /Joking
This_Too_Shall_Pass Posted May 5, 2007 Posted May 5, 2007 What he didn't post about was after dinner she asked him to cleanup the dishes and take out the garbage and he flipped.. Now she is buried in the back yard.. LOL. That was a good one, A_C. Look for recently dug up earth in Woggle's backyard...
pelagicsands Posted May 5, 2007 Posted May 5, 2007 Today she got off early That happens to me all the time. I usually have a glass of milk, and try again. so I came Your partner's pleasure can be a most effective catalyst. It seems she rubbed off on you.
pricillia Posted May 5, 2007 Posted May 5, 2007 Today she got off early from work so I came home and she had cooked dinner. She set the table nice dressed sexy and all that. I did the same for her last week so she thought she would repay the favor. I know a lot of men married to witches that nag them incessantly and treat them trash and I wonder if they are jealous of me. ahhhh good for you woggle... did you have dessert???
Salicious Crumb Posted May 5, 2007 Posted May 5, 2007 Today she got off early from work so I came home and she had cooked dinner. She set the table nice dressed sexy and all that. I did the same for her last week so she thought she would repay the favor. I know a lot of men married to witches that nag them incessantly and treat them trash and I wonder if they are jealous of me. Oh you better bet we are jealous....but happy for ya at the same time bud. You're a lucky man.
Author Woggle Posted May 5, 2007 Author Posted May 5, 2007 ahhhh good for you woggle... did you have dessert??? Yes I did and the dessert was on her but I won't get too into detail about that.
pricillia Posted May 5, 2007 Posted May 5, 2007 Yes I did and the dessert was on her but I won't get too into detail about that. good for you.... it is nice to have love and intamacy with someone you enjoy...
whichwayisup Posted May 6, 2007 Posted May 6, 2007 Today she got off early from work so I came home and she had cooked dinner. She set the table nice dressed sexy and all that. I did the same for her last week so she thought she would repay the favor. I know a lot of men married to witches that nag them incessantly and treat them trash and I wonder if they are jealous of me. This would have been the perfect post, minus the part I bolded...You really don't need to bring that negative stuff up. What counts is you, your wife and your happiness together.....Besides, noone knows what happens behind closed doors. A couple could look happy as heck out in public, and behind closed doors be miserable. Yes I did and the dessert was on her but I won't get too into detail about that.
alphamale Posted May 6, 2007 Posted May 6, 2007 I am still searching for a name for this syndrome that Woggle seems to have. It's all about demonizing all women - save for his wife, who he idolizes. Baron Von Munchausen syndrome?? I mean, it's good (and necessary) to love your wife and all, but it's a bit strange that you have to brag about it. It's like a rich kid looking down on all the other kids in the playground because they don't have a personal chauffeur. yeah TTSP it gets a bit annoying. He never says she's like 15 yrs older than him. She'll be a dried up prune in a few years, either that or their marriage will dissolve. WOGGLE will be singin' a different tune then.
This_Too_Shall_Pass Posted May 6, 2007 Posted May 6, 2007 Baron Von Munchausen syndrome?? Not quite. The Munchaussen syndrome (Munchaussen by proxy is the term that is used), is for mothers who harm their kids, believing that they are actually doing a good thing. yeah TTSP it gets a bit annoying. He never says she's like 15 yrs older than him. She'll be a dried up prune in a few years, either that or their marriage will dissolve. WOGGLE will be singin' a different tune then. The age difference is between them to accept. Actually, it's the way Woggle puts it that gets jarring. Like I said before, it's like a kid who's contemptuous towards everyone else because they don't have what he has. I don't know, it's an Oedipus complex, in an oblique sort of way.
alphamale Posted May 6, 2007 Posted May 6, 2007 I don't know, it's an Oedipus complex, in an oblique sort of way. quite....good diagnosis TTSP
whichwayisup Posted May 6, 2007 Posted May 6, 2007 She'll be a dried up prune in a few years, either that or their marriage will dissolve. WOGGLE will be singin' a different tune then. If he truely loves her, then her aging before him shouldn't be an issue. Sexual attraction and love in a marriage doesn't just disappear if one person's body ages. I mean, if that was the case, then why do OLD people who are together, not grossed out by eachothers bodies???
alphamale Posted May 6, 2007 Posted May 6, 2007 I mean, if that was the case, then why do OLD people who are together, not grossed out by eachothers bodies??? because they get old together WWIU. Not one 15 yrs before the other. When he's 40 she's gonna be like 55 and then when he's 50 she's gonna be 65
whichwayisup Posted May 6, 2007 Posted May 6, 2007 So what? Maybe that stuff doesn't bug him or turn him off. Maybe she'll age well. I mean, he could go gray or go bald, get wrinkles before she does...Never know. Anyway, if that stuff kills a marriage, then it never was true love. Sorry, just my take on it.
alphamale Posted May 6, 2007 Posted May 6, 2007 Anyway, if that stuff kills a marriage, then it never was true love. Sorry, just my take on it. look WWIU you know that these unions where the guy is like 15 or 20 yrs younger than the woman rarely work out long-term. the divorce rate is huge. usually the guy splits for someone more age-appropriate. I mean when she's like 50 and WOGGLE has some 30 year old hussy hitting on him at the bar...
This_Too_Shall_Pass Posted May 6, 2007 Posted May 6, 2007 because they get old together WWIU. Not one 15 yrs before the other. When he's 40 she's gonna be like 55 and then when he's 50 she's gonna be 65 Alph, like I said, the age difference is between them to accept. And I agree with WWIU here. I mean, it's one thing to joke about it. But it takes a lot of things to make a marriage work. If they're getting along well despite their age difference, they've obviously found what each one of them was looking for. Of course, Woggle still has a syndrome
whichwayisup Posted May 6, 2007 Posted May 6, 2007 I mean when she's like 50 and WOGGLE has some 30 year old hussy hitting on him at the bar... I doubt Woggle would allow a younger woman to hit on him and get results, seeing as how he is with women in general. He loves his wife and I honestly believe that as she ages, it won't be a turn off for him.
alphamale Posted May 6, 2007 Posted May 6, 2007 He loves his wife and I honestly believe that as she ages, it won't be a turn off for him. I must respectfully disagree. It may not be an issue now but with every passing year it will become a bigger and bigger issue.
Pink Amulet Posted May 6, 2007 Posted May 6, 2007 posts like these remind me that i should take up reading books again :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
This_Too_Shall_Pass Posted May 6, 2007 Posted May 6, 2007 I must respectfully disagree. It may not be an issue now but with every passing year it will become a bigger and bigger issue. I agree it's not a small issue.. But when I think about it more, something tells me that the age difference might precisely be the reason for them being together. Who knows?
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