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MEN:(4 Laughs) What would your "Disclosure" sound like?


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:p Just for laughs guys (cant wait to see the responses you give...lol)....if there was a requirement for you to give each girl a disclosure when you meet her, what would it sound like? For example:

 

Hello, my name is (blank). My only intentions are to (blank). Now, in the event that (blank) occurs, then (blank) and (blank)..Now, there are some stipulations to (blank) ........you get the picture...lol

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Hello, my name is tanbark813. My only intentions are to respond to your thread. Now, in the event that you post another thread about that guy who blew you off occurs, then I will laugh and remind you I said he wasn't into you about a week ago..Now, there are some stipulations to getting over a guy. One of them is to let it go.

 

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Hello, my name is tanbark813. My only intentions are to respond to your thread. Now, in the event that you post another thread about that guy who blew you off occurs, then I will laugh and remind you I said he wasn't into you about a week ago..Now, there are some stipulations to getting over a guy. One of them is to let it go.

 

:D

Thanks Tan.....i have let it go and this thread has nothing to do with "that guy". Like I said, this was for laughs and fun only. ;)

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:p Just for laughs guys (cant wait to see the responses you give...lol)....if there was a requirement for you to give each girl a disclosure when you meet her, what would it sound like? For example:

 

Hello, my name is (blank). My only intentions are to (blank). Now, in the event that (blank) occurs, then (blank) and (blank)..Now, there are some stipulations to (blank) ........you get the picture...lol

 

Me: Hello, my name is Daniel

Her: :eek:

Me: And yours?

Her: Take a guess / why do you want to know?

Me: *Ugh* Arafat / Doesnt matter, bye.

 

OR

 

Me and Her: blablablablablabla *very interesting conversation*

Me: OK. Do you have a phone number?

Her: No.

Me: *confused*

Her: I bet no girl told that to you before *very proud*

Me: Actually yes

Her: *confused*

Me: OK. Lets then give me your email on this napkin.

Her: Here you go.

Me: You can fill down some more information like height, education, character....phone number.

Her: Im not gonna be on some list of chicks *rips the napkin and giving it to bartender*

Me: Im gonna have some rum, you broke my heart. See ya. *heart attack*

Her: *confused*

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This is how it would go if I was dating...

 

Hi, My name is kdark. My only intentions are to stick with you until I have found someone better. Now in the event that you display that you are anything less than what I want out of you, I will leave you and never come back. Now some stipulations to this are that you will forget that I ever gave this disclosure, because if you ever remembered this, you would never keep me around.

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