This_Too_Shall_Pass Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 hmmm. yeah, i don't think i'd call just yet. i'd copy her in on a return email to your mum (the one with the 'mungous pic on it) and change the biog to something humorous and /or outrageous about yourself. if she thinks that's funny - and she'll either mail you back or tell your mum - THEN i'd call her. the girl might be a dope with no sense of humour. if it was me i'd want to know that BEFORE i called her. also it'll let mummy know, in the nicest way, that you're taking the piss out of her matchmaking. makes you seem less needy, IMO. i'd be cautious about a bloke who allowed his mum to send a 'selling' email like that and didn't take the opportunity to make a joke about it. In Johan's defense, I don't think his mom was trying to be meddlesome or that Johan was projecting himself as "needy". And, he didn't ask his mom to send a "selling" email. She just did that because she thought it might do him good to meet a new woman, and if they both end up liking each other, it would be worth it. IMO, if you're close to your parents, you'd understand why they do the things they do, sometimes.
This_Too_Shall_Pass Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 That's the best idea I've heard... ever. Well, almost. Pinky, did you really just say what you did?? I thought you were the one who was supposed to say "No, I don't want TTSP to be with anyone else"!! Don't tell me this was one-sided. And Storyrider, you come up with the most superfantastic ideas
Storyrider Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 Pinky, did you really just say what you did?? I thought you were the one who was supposed to say "No, I don't want TTSP to be with anyone else"!! Don't tell me this was one-sided. And Storyrider, you come up with the most superfantastic ideas Well, Johan has a matchmaking mother, and I'm sure her radar is almost dead on. But he doesn't have a Jewish matchmaking mother. That is where I come in. Except I'm only old enough to be his much, much younger sister. OK, slightly older sister.
VirtualInsanity Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 Anyway, I get an email forwarded from my mom where she lets the girl know I'd be up to meet. The girl says she'd rather I call. Then I scroll down the email and what do I see? A billboard-sized picture of me and a brief job description of what I do for a living! Damn. What the hell? Is she marketing me? This girl must think I'm pathetic. I mean, sure I'm not always emanating good vibes, but still. I don't really need help from Mom. Loving it.
pelagicsands Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 Pinky, did you really just say what you did?? I thought you were the one who was supposed to say "No, I don't want TTSP to be with anyone else"!! You took the words right out of my mouth. Well, you would have... except the first time I swallowed them by mistake. It sometimes happens when I get choked up and emotional about stuff. That's why I couldn't say it last time. Don't tell me this was one-sided.One-sided?! No way!! Unless you mean that my feelings for you are one-sided like a sphere. Simple, yet elegant... perfectly symmetrical and wholesome... smooth and pure and flawless from every angle. Yeah, just like that. Oh - and when it comes to you, I'd be crazy not to put my balls in motion. And Storyrider, you come up with the most superfantastic ideas She is superfantastic. Luckily I have a big bed. Or I could take the couch, and watch.
luvtoto Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 I am happy for you Johan. I know a couple that met like that. They have been married for over 20 yrs now. Exactly same scenario. With the mom working with the woman...and introducing you two. I think this girl must be pretty special for your own mother to recommend her.
pelagicsands Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 I know a couple that met like that. They have been married for over 20 yrs now. Exactly same scenario. With the mom working with the woman...and introducing you two. History is repeating itself. At least we know that the first 20 years will go relatively smoothly. After that, who knows. This is so exciting. I wonder if she has picked out the church, yet?
Author johan Posted April 11, 2007 Author Posted April 11, 2007 Or you could just scrap the whole thing and let me fix you up with TTSP. She can stay in my guest room. Why would she stay at your place?? I have a guest room, too. I have three of them, actually. All of which would be completely off limits to her, of course. ha ha. Thanks for all the comments. I think my mom is pretty cool. She's probably the best mom ever. She isn't meddling. She never has gotten very involved in my life. I don't share a lot with her. I definitely never have asked her to find a woman for me. I don't ask anyone that. This must have just occurred to her. Maybe this girl is worth a look. I'll probably call her later.
pelagicsands Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 I think my mom is pretty cool. She's probably the best mom ever. And how many moms have you had, exactly? Anyway, I doubt she'll give up until you have all of those guest rooms filled. So I guess she must love you a lot. Maybe she is the best. In a tie with mine, I mean.
This_Too_Shall_Pass Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 You took the words right out of my mouth. Well, you would have... except the first time I swallowed them by mistake. It sometimes happens when I get choked up and emotional about stuff. That's why I couldn't say it last time. Awww. There, there. I don't want you to get choked up. It's hard to do the Heimlich maneuver on an elephant. One-sided?! No way!! Unless you mean that my feelings for you are one-sided like a sphere. Simple, yet elegant... perfectly symmetrical and wholesome... smooth and pure and flawless from every angle. Yeah, just like that. That's more like a description of a Lindt truffle. Are you sure your feelings aren't directed towards Johan? She is superfantastic. Luckily I have a big bed. Or I could take the couch, and watch. Pinky, you're sick.
pelagicsands Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 Pinky, you're sick. And I'm in desperate need of a sponge bath. Please tell me you care.
This_Too_Shall_Pass Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 Why would she stay at your place?? I have a guest room, too. I have three of them, actually. All of which would be completely off limits to her, of course. ha ha. You're gonna be a bad host? Making me sleep in the living room? Thanks for all the comments. I think my mom is pretty cool. She's probably the best mom ever. She isn't meddling. She never has gotten very involved in my life. I don't share a lot with her. I definitely never have asked her to find a woman for me. I don't ask anyone that. This must have just occurred to her. Maybe this girl is worth a look. I'll probably call her later. Yeah, your mom sounds a lot like my mom. I've always tended to be this super-secretive person, in the sense that I never really shared my relationship stuff with my parents. Or anyone else. Only a privileged one or two friends know what's going on - besides LSers, of course. And yet, I've always felt so lucky to have such wonderful parents. They know me anyway, no explanations needed. So maybe your mom knows how you feel, despite you not really discussing your relationships with her. Hey - let us all know how the phone call goes! Who knows, the girl might actually turn out to be a good match.
Shadowdog36 Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 My mom's selling her house, and her agent is single, and cute. My mom goes to the doctor, and the nurse is single, and cute. My mom goes shopping, and the girl at the counter is single, and cute. My mom stops at a red light, and the girl in the car next to her...you get the idea.
This_Too_Shall_Pass Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 And I'm in desperate need of a sponge bath. Please tell me you care. Jeeez, Pinky!! I do care, but I don't think a sponge bath would cut it. I think you need a psychotherapist and a colon-cleansing session. That would fulfill your anal obsessions. Back to Johan's call-girl. (sorry, couldn't resist!!) P.S. I will NOT be involved in either session, Pinky.
pelagicsands Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 That's more like a description of a Lindt truffle. Are you sure your feelings aren't directed towards Johan? Hmmm. This gives me an idea. Do you think that you would melt in my mouth? Alternatively, I will have to keep sucking until your insides go all gooey.
This_Too_Shall_Pass Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 Hmmm. This gives me an idea. Do you think that you would melt in my mouth? Alternatively, I will have to keep sucking until your insides go all gooey. HEEELLLP. I shouldn't have gotten you started. Uhh...unless you're referring to Johan being the Lindt truffle.
pelagicsands Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 My mom's selling her house, and her agent is single, and cute. My mom goes to the doctor, and the nurse is single, and cute. My mom goes shopping, and the girl at the counter is single, and cute. My mom stops at a red light, and the girl in the car next to her...you get the idea. Wow. Your mom is a magnet for cute, single people. Although I do think she asks a lot of personal questions.
pelagicsands Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 P.S. I will NOT be involved in either session, Pinky. Have it your way. I'll have to close my eyes, and pretend, then. See you on the other side.
Shadowdog36 Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 Wow. Your mom is a magnet for cute, single people. Although I do think she asks a lot of personal questions. Yes, I often thought that if I were a 65 year old Italian woman, then I'd have much better luck with the ladies.
burning 4 revenge Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 Is Johan Italian? Well, at least his mom can probably cook then.
Vera_Louise Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 Wow. Your mom is a magnet for cute, single people. Although I do think she asks a lot of personal questions. Are you sure your mom isn't gay, shadowdog?
whichwayisup Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 LOL!! Vera's on a gay kick....She thinks Caliguys' ex girlfriend who is engaged to another man, is a lesbian too. Me thinks Vera is a lesbian troller.....
Author johan Posted April 12, 2007 Author Posted April 12, 2007 I called her. I got her damn machine. I left a message. I hate leaving messages. Oh well. Looking back on it all now, I'll just have to remember the good times. The sound of her voice on her machine. The number of rings before her machine picked up. It was good while it lasted.
Author johan Posted April 12, 2007 Author Posted April 12, 2007 You know, what they say is true. You never appreciate what you have until it's gone. I miss her already.
pelagicsands Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 LOL!! Vera's on a gay kick....She thinks Caliguys' ex girlfriend who is engaged to another man, is a lesbian too. Well, there must be a reason why she hasn't married him yet.
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