ShoeGirl Posted April 5, 2007 Posted April 5, 2007 Someone cheer me up! I have a soap opera life (in the words of my best friend). I constantly have crap coming up, usually there is only a few things at a time but these last few days I think everything has come up at once:( -my father keeps bringing up things that happened over 10 years ago, for instance the affair that my mom supposedly had for 9 years (funny thing is that they were only married for 6 years and she didn't have an affair he did according to their divorce papers which I accidentally saw) and the fact that I chose to not see him as often 10 years ago because he ran off and got married without introducing his bride to me or my brother before hand then hiding it for over a month, all within a few years of his divorce from my mom. -my father has been "brainwashing" my brother (2 years younger than me) into believing everything he says, so now he hates my mom, and me for reasons unknown to me. -my mom calls me upset because I am the only child who seems to like her but I live so far away (5 hours)... there are also problems with my step brother and sister (13 and 16) treating her poorly because of what their mother says (she has boarderline personality disorder, and possibly more) and the fact that they are teenagers who like to rebel anyway. -my ex seems to find fun in calling me and leaving messages (because I won't answer his calls) telling me all about his new relationship... I hate it because the one relationship I have had since then didn't work out (which is fine until my ex starts going off about his relationship). He doesn't even know I was in a relationship for 3 months because I wasn't going to go rub it in his face! -my grandmother (father's mom) has trouble with her computer and messes up her email on a regular basis, so she calls me and I log on to her account and fix whatever it is that she messed up... she called today and had me fix a few things and told me to read an email from a certain person, so I did... well the email also contained a copy of the email she sent to that person telling them that I am finally graduating (I thought getting my bachelors at 20 was a huge achievement!), that she is surprised that I finished and that she won't be attending my graduation ceremony, as well as some things about why my brother supposedly hates my mom. there is a lot more but these are the things that are on my mind at the moment... I am starting to feel better typing all of this out but I just want it to all go away! I hate drama with a passion and yet I can't seem to escape it no matter what I do!
pelagicsands Posted April 5, 2007 Posted April 5, 2007 Wow. Cheer up, ShoeGirl. (I still see your life going down the toilet, but it doesn't hurt to stay positive.) And what channel is this on? I could really do with a laugh. You have to ask yourself if it is really that bad. I mean, you have pretty cool hair, right?
Author ShoeGirl Posted April 5, 2007 Author Posted April 5, 2007 Sometimes it is that bad, when I start thinking about all of it, or weeks like this come up, usually I am pretty good at ignoring most of it and only handling a few things at a time. I wish it was on TV, I could also use a laugh! Why do you say I have pretty cool hair?
Pyro Posted April 5, 2007 Posted April 5, 2007 Wow, that is a soap opera life that you have. You could make a movie or write a book about everything and make some profit off of it instead of a headache. In regards to cheering you up, here are some jokes for your reading pleasure. Enjoy! What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts. Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? Everyone has the same DNA. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong" What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe". How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time...." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t..." Why is there no Disneyland in China ? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
Author ShoeGirl Posted April 6, 2007 Author Posted April 6, 2007 Thanks Riddler! I definitely needed that! I'll just have to come back and read those again when I start getting stressed about all of this crap.
Pyro Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 Thanks Riddler! I definitely needed that! I'll just have to come back and read those again when I start getting stressed about all of this crap. no problem.
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