johan Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 Wow you guys are WAY off. For one, I'm single, never been married. For two, I dont have any kids lol. For three, I'm 100000% still in love with my ex who I am still "friends" with, which is of course killing me slowly. So no, I hate to say it, but it's not me lol. TP and I are friends, which is what we will always be. It's nice that everyone on here is rooting for both of us to be happy, though. :-) YOU LIE!!! The evidence is right there in your own post!! Do you think we can't see through your feeble attempt to throw us off your reeking trail?? Please!! You can't be 100000% anything. Your math is way off, and I don't believe you've ever actually taken the time to calculate how much in love with your ex you actually are. In fact, now I have doubts that you even have an ex. Your story is so inconsistent with any kind of reality, I can only conclude that you've been doing TP all day, non-stop.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted April 7, 2007 Author Posted April 7, 2007 I smell something fishy You need to meet women who douche regularly. -tp taste tester.
whichwayisup Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 I smell something fishy -alpha chicken of the sea LOL!! Well, her ex sleeps over because she likes to go out with her friends, and he watches the kids, so instead of driving home at all hours of the a.m., he sleeps over. They've had this arrangement since before the bf came into the picture. I see no problem with it. I wouldn't want someone out on the roads in the middle of the night if they were that tired! -tp mr. considerate I do get that, and maybe if it's put to the bf in those terms, then maybe he wouldn't have a huge problem with it. But, on an emotional level he does have a right to be upset. Logically sure it's fair, but once the heart starts to get in the way, all rational thoughts kind of get thrown out the window... Also, if it is a once in a while thing, OK, but if this happens ALOT, then if I were in his shoes, I'd be concerned.... -wwiu may or may not be breathing after tonights hockey game.....
Ariadne Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 So no, I hate to say it, but it's not me lol. TP and I are friends, which is what we will always be. (sigh) Ok, so much for a happy ending, Ariadne
Author Teacher's Pet Posted April 7, 2007 Author Posted April 7, 2007 YOU LIE!!! The evidence is right there in your own post!! Do you think we can't see through your feeble attempt to throw us off your reeking trail?? Please!! You can't be 100000% anything. Your math is way off, and I don't believe you've ever actually taken the time to calculate how much in love with your ex you actually are. In fact, now I have doubts that you even have an ex. Your story is so inconsistent with any kind of reality, I can only conclude that you've been doing TP all day, non-stop. Between the two of us, our reality is pretty unreal, actually. You think we're nutty online... lol But no, she has not been doing me all day, non-stop. I'd HAVE to take a break every half hour or so, anyway. You know, come up for air and all. -tp i'm good like that.
whichwayisup Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 -tp taste tester. Or you will be soon! wwiu -smart ass
Author Teacher's Pet Posted April 7, 2007 Author Posted April 7, 2007 So no, I hate to say it, but it's not me lol. TP and I are friends, which is what we will always be. (sigh) Ok, so much for a happy ending, Ariadne There is no reason why she and I can't have our own happy endings. We can both be QUITE happy, without being together. Of course, we are "together", as very good friends, and that is quite enough to make me happy as it is. In fact, just a few moments ago, I got a phone call, propositioning me for a happy ending of sorts this week. -tp gonna get laid!!!
Ariadne Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 In fact, just a few moments ago, I got a phone call, propositioning me for a happy ending of sorts this week. Well, have fun. Ariadne Ps: ohh...we can both have happy endings with someone "else", I hate that stuff....
AriaIncognito Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 In fact, just a few moments ago, I got a phone call, propositioning me for a happy ending of sorts this week. Well, have fun. Ariadne Ps: ohh...we can both have happy endings with someone "else", I hate that stuff.... Why would you hate the idea of 2 people having happy endings? That seems odd.
alphamale Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 In fact, just a few moments ago, I got a phone call, propositioning me for a happy ending of sorts this week. take advantage of it TP! -alpha hiding in the bdrm closet
Author Teacher's Pet Posted April 7, 2007 Author Posted April 7, 2007 Here's the up to the minute (almost!) update..... As I've posted earlier, I've gone out with this 23yr old girl a couple of times. Nothing serious, just hanging out, talking, and NOTHING MORE. She's up with her family for the weekend, but she just called me an hour or so ago. I told her I was busy cleaning up my place, since my mother was coming home (she lives here, half the time) soon, and I is very picky about the cleanliness of the place. She said to me, "How come you didn't invite me over the whole time she was gone?" And of course, I gave the "politically-correct" response. "Well, I know you've been busy working, and I've been busy with my stuff and all......"........ and then I added, "But when she leaves again, come over, I'll make dinner for us..." Then she went on the attack. "What if I don't want dinner? How about dessert?" My brilliant response? "I don't bake, but I'm sure if I buy an Enteman's cake and throw away the box before you get here, it will be fine. It's all in the presentation." "And what sort of presenation did you have in mind for me?" (about here, her voice starting getting a little lower) Drawing on my years of comedic and acting training, my years at Second City, and my time on stage as an improv performer, I came up with THIS gem: "Ummmmmmm." She then took over the conversation "Well, what kind of presentation can you offer me? Would it be an oral presentation?" I finally caught up. "Well, yes, there would be an oral segment to the presentation, complete with hard facts......." (I know, tacky) "And why would I prefer your presentation to others?" (Great, back me against a wall lol) "Well, I do have many years in the business, have performed a lot of research, and have MANY satisified clients, many of whom have requested my services again and again." (Now, I'm finally catching on!) "Well, then I'd like to reserve your services for one night this week......." (and then her voice returned to normal) "I am so worked up right now, I wish I wasn't all the way up here...." So I closed the deal. "Well, when you get back, let's pick a night to see each other....." "Yes, I want to." And then Ariawoman text me just then to let me know everything on LS thinks I'm doing her. lol Thanks, everyone! *grumbles* lol So then I finish up my "business meeting", get online, remind people that I'm not sleeping with my best friend, and now telling you about the girl who is 12 years younger than me who wants to *really* find out why they call me Big Poppa. And as soon as I figure that out, I'll let you know! -tp home stretch!
Author Teacher's Pet Posted April 7, 2007 Author Posted April 7, 2007 Now I have to put all this together. In the last few days, 1. A close friend of mine has expressed something of an "FWB" interest in me. 2. A perky 23yr old really wants to f**k me, and I'm going to let her little dreams come true! 3. I'm still not sleeping with/dating/marrying Ariawoman. 4. I've gone 0 for 5 in my last 5 poker tournaments (no final tables in 5 tries) 5. My Warcraft mage is now level 44, and STILL can't afford to buy a horse. 6. My job interview for yesterday was postponed until next week. Who says unemployed = not keeping busy! -tp a real life "kramer" lol
alphamale Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 Who says unemployed = not keeping busy! funny how men get more action once they are unemployed! -alpha time to make the donuts
whichwayisup Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 "Well, yes, there would be an oral segment to the presentation, complete with hard facts......." (I know, tacky) Holy moly man, I can't believe you actually said that outloud! -wwiu watching TP turn from born again virgin to slut!
whichwayisup Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 the girl who is 12 years younger than me who wants to *really* find out why they call me Big Poppa. "come sit on daddy lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up!" LOL! -wwiu wonders if TP is gonna sue me and AM for coping him. (Oops, I mean copying him! Decided to leave in the typo cuz it's funny!)
pelagicsands Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 2. A perky 23yr old really wants to f**k me' date=' and I'm going to let her little dreams come true![/quote'] You're lucky she has little dreams. Life is all about managing expectations.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted April 7, 2007 Author Posted April 7, 2007 Holy moly man, I can't believe you actually said that outloud! -wwiu watching TP turn from born again virgin to slut! I actually can't believe I didn't invite this girl over the whole time I had the place to myself. Heh. -tp missed opportunities
Ariadne Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 Why would you hate the idea of 2 people having happy endings? That seems odd. Oh, because that's what every guy I've ever liked told me: Go have a happy ending with someone else. Is like "I've been busy" or "you are wonderful but..." or one of those phrases that give me the creeps. :( Ariadne
dr strangelove Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 It breaks down like this +250 he does his phone friend while her cuckold boyfriend watches from a closet +180 he asks me for advice and mojo sex-dust and he does both at the same time +75 she makes him dress like a construction worker and he tells us +50 he actually gets laid +40 gets filthy sanchez +35 they actually eat dessert off her body +100 his mom catches them +12 he gets a finger wet +7.5 he sees a boob +14 he touches a boob -20 they play warcraft instead +85 they do it while he plays warcraft +5 he asks his phone friend to meet +25 sees her birdy +27 they do it while a birdy sits on his head +35 do it while eating a plate of eggs and ham and reciting green eggs and ham +45 they do it while the easter bunny watches +65 he does either woman while his poker buddies watch from a closet +17 he gets a hummer while making a sandwich +19 he finishes the sandwich +22 gets a "helmut wash" while doing a load of laundry Ok places your bets early, Im working on some more odds. You can leave your cash with frankie the fish.
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