Author a4a Posted April 4, 2007 Author Posted April 4, 2007 well I expect my teen to show up soon..... so I will update you with his Walk In Response after it happens...... Side note: The bastard did not charge up the drill batteries... both dead and now I sit waiting to use the drill to fix a gate........ :mad: I could be poopin in a curtain rod...... at least a test run. Kitchen Chicken..... my avatar is close. Replace the cigarette with a Pop Tart and that is indeed pretty much it. Oh pack on another 50-80 lbs on it too. Thicken up the mustache...... and put on a brillo pad hair wig..... yep that is a kitchen chicken!
JadeStar Posted April 4, 2007 Posted April 4, 2007 I could be poopin in a curtain rod...... at least a test run. :lmao:
Author a4a Posted April 4, 2007 Author Posted April 4, 2007 Sometimes I'm so naive... I'll wait for a4a's explanation but I think the light finally went on... It (the kitchen chicken) licks spoons and serves food to people with them... It licks the bottom of chip bags....... It likes to rip the H out of OT...... It's husband is having an affair...He looks like Mr. Burn but a Mr. Burn of some heavy metal band.... It probably has some sort of vermin living on it between the folds.... It is not a nice person..... It truly is not. Many a story her about the Kitchen Chicken aka Pop Tart Snaffer. It ate a used Pop Tart..... just snatched it up without knowing whos or where that Tart had been.......
Storyrider Posted April 4, 2007 Posted April 4, 2007 As a late-comer in the betting, I am going to choose none of the above. I think he will come home with feigned concern about some kind of made up problem, hoping to distract you, like, "What should we do about the gerbils clogging up the toilet?"
JadeStar Posted April 4, 2007 Posted April 4, 2007 HOw did someone like your H get hooked up with someone like pop tart kitchen chicken anyway? I have seen his pic before awhile back, thats why I was wondering.
Author a4a Posted April 4, 2007 Author Posted April 4, 2007 As a late-comer in the betting, I am going to choose none of the above. I think he will come home with feigned concern about some kind of made up problem, hoping to distract you, like, "What should we do about the gerbils clogging up the toilet?" Well it is driving my TRUCK so it better show up soon.... I sent it to the grocery store on the way home to pick up some food for my sweety cakes old girlie chi chi dog....... and he better bring her something she likes! oh kitchen chicken was having some weird one sided EA with my H...... Starting to wonder if it wasn't a two way as he defends her often......... maybe they will ROLL away together.
Author a4a Posted April 4, 2007 Author Posted April 4, 2007 HOw did someone like your H get hooked up with someone like pop tart kitchen chicken anyway? I have seen his pic before awhile back, thats why I was wondering. Biz partners wife.... old friends....... my H mentally belonged to her or something ....... she went nutso evil on him when she found out we were getting married......... like tantrum nutty. weird....... too weird for me even.
dropdeadlegs Posted April 4, 2007 Posted April 4, 2007 the odds seem to be on option # 3, but we could ALL be off base, and maybe hotgurl made the additional reference neede to give her an edge. a4a, when you have time, trialbyfire really needs your special kind of explanation as to the definition of "kitchen chicken." I couldn't possibly explain it in your unique way, and my definition would pale in comparison. Anxiously awaiting the arrival of your "teen" and I say that with way too much understanding of the usage of teen. Don't mean to be condescending, I'm laughing with you, not at you. I only wish it were a different kind of laughter. Hang tough, as I know you are completely capable of doing.
Trialbyfire Posted April 4, 2007 Posted April 4, 2007 It (the kitchen chicken) licks spoons and serves food to people with them... It licks the bottom of chip bags....... It likes to rip the H out of OT...... It's husband is having an affair...He looks like Mr. Burn but a Mr. Burn of some heavy metal band.... It probably has some sort of vermin living on it between the folds.... It is not a nice person..... It truly is not. Many a story her about the Kitchen Chicken aka Pop Tart Snaffer. It ate a used Pop Tart..... just snatched it up without knowing whos or where that Tart had been....... Okay, I have to go and do a search about Kitchen Chicken. She reminds me of someone I know. Btw, you crack me up.
Trialbyfire Posted April 4, 2007 Posted April 4, 2007 the odds seem to be on option # 3, but we could ALL be off base, and maybe hotgurl made the additional reference neede to give her an edge. a4a, when you have time, trialbyfire really needs your special kind of explanation as to the definition of "kitchen chicken." I couldn't possibly explain it in your unique way, and my definition would pale in comparison. Anxiously awaiting the arrival of your "teen" and I say that with way too much understanding of the usage of teen. Don't mean to be condescending, I'm laughing with you, not at you. I only wish it were a different kind of laughter. Hang tough, as I know you are completely capable of doing. Thanks ddl, a4a explained. I'm off to do a search now.
Author a4a Posted April 4, 2007 Author Posted April 4, 2007 ding ding ding the winner is #3!!!!! Yes! 1 and 3 combo! Discussion : the weather, supposed to get cold tonight. and I scheduled two more clients after he got home. The dinner question will come later...... no mention of the elec bill being paid! I did ask him if the elec. fence is working (solar powered, cuz I know he forgets the elec. bill) :lmao: Oh man the things I do. Told him he maybe should test it with his face........ ooooooops it slipped out.
Author a4a Posted April 5, 2007 Author Posted April 5, 2007 So hows things going today then? :lmao: :lmao: How do you think they are going? :lmao: Actually I am having a super duper day. Only about 3 hours of office work to do, it is cool out, I can spend time with my horse today...... H has my truck so I will not being leaving the house for any reason....... I may fix myself up a bit today. I might bust out the hair spray even. :lmao: As for the H he cried, I f-ed him, I told him not to attach any emotion to it and he needs to move in the guest room, I will let him know when I welcome him into my bed for services. Of course I was much more evil than just that. Something about a passive aggressive spineless pussyboy, he sucks in bed and needs to read some books, asked if his past gf's were treated as cumdumpsters, game over, cry fragile ego boy but you are not suckering me back in.......... oh my......... asked how he liked feeling hurt....... lots of f-bombs....... I think it was about a good hour of flyin' f-bombs...... I feel better, and that is all that matters to me. cuz it is no longer my responsibility to worry why he treats me like crap. I did tell him to feel free to go out and get laid...... or not to bother to come home. I just don't care. But I was horny so I used him, likely the same way he has used me for quite some time. He made my coffee again this morn, kissed me and the I love you..... me - no reply. But indeed it is a spectacular day........ the dog has stopped farting.
JackJack Posted April 5, 2007 Posted April 5, 2007 How do you think they are going? With you...its just no telling. But now that you explained it, I see how things are going. Good for you, hang in there. Good the dog stopped farting I guess.
JackJack Posted April 5, 2007 Posted April 5, 2007 How do you think they are going? With you...its just no telling. But now that you explained it, I see how things are going. Good for you, hang in there. Good the dog stopped farting I guess.
Author a4a Posted April 5, 2007 Author Posted April 5, 2007 How do you think they are going? With you...its just no telling. But now that you explained it, I see how things are going. Good for you, hang in there. Good the dog stopped farting I guess. thanks! I actually do feel great. I don't recall all the evil things I said to him..... I think I told him he needed to be abducted by aliens and get a deep anal probe so perhaps they could find the problem with him. :lmao: See this is why the shrink starts laughing when I sit in on the sessions.... I know it is not good but the shrinky dink cannot help but to laugh. I was cruel and it felt good, it was good to see him in pain. I told him this as well...... how do you like it Buckwheat...... cry, cry, .... cry for both of us cuz I have nothing left to cry about. I am wicked..... I told him to expect more, and then maybe he will decide to become the bad guy and leave..... oh so much...... I talk fast so I can fit quite a bit of evil quips into an hour. :lmao: I think my finger flew up a few times as well...... and no I am not sorry....... not one bit. f him. It's over but now I will torture him until I leave...... see how he likes being treated like crap. I told him maybe if he was smart he would learn and when he hooks up with a 20 year old with 3 kids he at least be a little aware of how to treat her. If you were a fly on the wall; you would either piss yourself laughing or you would have your mouth gaping and all of your eyes bugging outta your head in disbelief. Jimmy smokes crack and I don't care....... doo dah doo dah........
hotgurl Posted April 5, 2007 Posted April 5, 2007 a4a, I know your funny as hell and have a way with words but i think you do that a lot to cover up your pain. I am sorry it got to this point. So did he move into the guest bedroom? it's good the dog stopped farting. speaking of farting my BF had the worst case of gas last night I actually kicked him out of the bedroom so I could breath.
JackJack Posted April 5, 2007 Posted April 5, 2007 I do hope the poor boy knows WHY the sh*t was hitting the fan and splattering all over him?? I mean maybe, he was just thinking you were having a double expresso shot of PMS? :lmao:
Author a4a Posted April 5, 2007 Author Posted April 5, 2007 I do hope the poor boy knows WHY the sh*t was hitting the fan and splattering all over him?? I mean maybe, he was just thinking you were having a double expresso shot of PMS? :lmao: nah he knows....... hell shrinky dink even told him... H says "I know, I don't know why I do this" "I know I need to fix it" "I don't want to hurt you". ehhhhh........ whatever. he sure as hell knows. I have said it nice, the shrinky dink has said it, H has said it, short of the ass screaming it he is aware....... Hell I even copied Gunnys how to treat a woman crap and he read it...... ignored it. I gave him a manual on how to operate this biotch and he refused to do anything about it. cried, screamed, pleaded, asked, blamed my self for eons...... he know exactly why I am over it. He is getting the reaction he deserves. I don't care any more why he treats me like crap...... I only care that I feel good about me. There are more recent events that I have not brought up ...... but I am sick of him not coming to my defense..... like he enjoys watching people treat me like crap...... I swear if I got mugged and he was there he would just stand there and watch it happen....... wimpyasspussyboy. It is his pa way...... mad because I asked him to take out the trash..... so he gets me back. He pulls this shat at work too. "I am late because I don't want to go".... :lmao: ... oooooh....... what a confession of being a PA ass he made last night with that one. He denies it because he says he doesn't do it on purpose. :lmao: I did tell him I expect him to go clothing shopping with me at the end of the month and he is buying. :eek: I am making a list of things I expect him to purchase for me today.... new shrubs, my barn roof, wood for the new deck here...... and a manicure. See I go without so I can pay his accumulated bills off..... I bust my ass and he treats me like crap, and I go without......... no more baby.
Author a4a Posted April 5, 2007 Author Posted April 5, 2007 a4a, I know your funny as hell and have a way with words but i think you do that a lot to cover up your pain. I am sorry it got to this point. So did he move into the guest bedroom? it's good the dog stopped farting. speaking of farting my BF had the worst case of gas last night I actually kicked him out of the bedroom so I could breath. nope he would not leave my room last night........ "I don't want to not share a room". Too bad...... oh he did go right into mopey man mode...... I told him to grow some balls and at least say something..... call me a biotch...... sulk and stare...... "I don't know" ...... who does know than? Oh that is right it is MY RESPONSIBILITY TO KNOW!!!! "I cannot help it if I don't remember things"......... OH your right you got frickin alzheimers or something right.... :lmao: As for your H slip his ass some Beano...... I fart all the time but it doesn't stink. I was making these super loud ones during the fight last night "Now isn't that romantic, see I can be just as romantic as you are" RIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP........ thhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiist...... toot toot. then a nice BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP! Eh........ really no pain. relief....... like a giant fart.... such a good fart my pants fit better even.
JackJack Posted April 5, 2007 Posted April 5, 2007 He denies it because he says he doesn't do it on purpose. If he doesn't do it on purpose, then how can he deny it? Yep, sounds like he knows exactly what the deal is.
hotgurl Posted April 5, 2007 Posted April 5, 2007 you know wht the kicker will be. I am willing to bet that as soon as you leave for good. He suddenly realizes all that you have done for him etc.. and than starts trying to change. sometimes men makes me angry. I did get him beano for X-mas (put it in his stocking) I should start sliping it into his coffee.
dropdeadlegs Posted April 5, 2007 Posted April 5, 2007 If you were a fly on the wall; you would either piss yourself laughing or you would have your mouth gaping and all of your eyes bugging outta your head in disbelief. Jimmy smokes crack and I don't care....... doo dah doo dah........ I'm pissing and gaping sitting right here, I can only imagine being a fly on the wall. How long have you been married? None of my business, I'm just curious. It doesn't factor into my advice or opinions. I think I'm pretty good with words and verbal scolding, yet not nearly as witty as you are. Does he just sit there and take it? I ask because I found that to be so frustrating in my marriage, and at the same time recognize that no standing up for himself would have mattered because I was right and he was wrong. I really was, and ultimately I had to leave because it would have taken more years than we were married to effectively change or repair the relationship. No, not the relationship, but HIM. I know I sound pompous to the masses, but I was married to a real humdinger. Hope you have a wonderful day, a4a.
Author a4a Posted April 5, 2007 Author Posted April 5, 2007 you know wht the kicker will be. I am willing to bet that as soon as you leave for good. He suddenly realizes all that you have done for him etc.. and than starts trying to change. sometimes men makes me angry. I did get him beano for X-mas (put it in his stocking) I should start sliping it into his coffee. well good..... I hope he does change for his own good and the next stupid broad that gets suckered in by his campaign promises. My bet is he will end up with some dingy lingly with kids in tow that cooks him up shake and bake and her greatest achievement in life is getting knocked up and scrapbooking. (not that there is anything wrong with that) I think he is actually kinda delusional in a way..... Now start dosing the man with the Beano..... hide it in some tater tots.
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