Izzar Posted April 2, 2007 Posted April 2, 2007 Guest, Do you have dirt under your fingernails?? You're kidding me right?
JustBreathe Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 Some possible excuses he could use: "I went for a walk and a cat jumped on my back." "I fell on a tree branch." "I went coo coo with the back scratcher and hurt myself." "I was trying to see how hairy my back was with a purse mirror, I tripped, it broke and a shard flew off and hit me in the back." "We need a new loofah." See? There are lots of things he could say.
whichwayisup Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 See? There are lots of things he could say. He could even say in a joking manner to his wife, "Honey, DO you think I'm that stupid to go have an affair and get scratch marks all over me? Come on......Trust me."
Leoni Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 "We need a new loofah." This is so funny. "Natural sponge please."
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