IpAncA Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 Kind of bord here but here's mine: I was friends with this guy for a long time and decided to take things a bit further. I ended up driving thinking we were going to Applebees. Yeah I was wrong. We ended up going to some off name place where old folks hang out at because he said he didn't have a lot of money. We get there, ordered food and yeah he lied because they were more then Applebees. So I brushed that off thinking he just didn't want to go there or something. Turns out he knew the people that worked there so he wanted to go to this place instead. The food comes and he says that he'll be right back. He ended up going to the bar and chatting with some people while he finished his smoke. At first I was okay with it but he left me there all by myself. I ended up eating my dinner alone. Needless to say I felt so stupid among other things. So he comes back after about 15 or so mins and asks if I'd be willing to go the owners house and pick up something that she left at her house. Of course I said no. So he goes back over and tells her and she comes over to me and says that she'll pay me $20.00 to do it. Needless to say I took the money and ended up going after debating it. Yes that was stupid of me to agree. We get there, he goes in and leaves me in the car by myself for about 10 mins. Comes back with a lighter and we head back towards the place. At that point I didn't really think much of it but going to someone's house for a lighter didn't make any sense. After everything said and done I broke any more dates off with him. I just couldn't believe he did that to me. I mean who leaves their date by themselves while they go and talk to someone else. It was embrassing and I can't believe he had the balls to ask me to go to someone else's house so he could get this person something.
Pyro Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 Hey, at least you were $20 richer at the end of the night. Unfortunately I don't have any stories to share that really stick out.
Author IpAncA Posted March 26, 2007 Author Posted March 26, 2007 Hey, at least you were $20 richer at the end of the night. Unfortunately I don't have any stories to share that really stick out. They don't have to stick out.
polywog Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 The worst "date" I ever had was with this guy I knew superficially. He overheard me at an art opening telling someone that I really wanted to see a show of Ingres drawings at a museum in a city several miles away. He remarked to me that he wanted to see it, too and that he was planning to go, and would I like to ride there with him (I didn't have a car at the time). Naively, I said "sure". I was not even remotely attracted to him, and he was not flirtatious toward me, and he was ugly (tho wealthy) to boot, so I did not see this as a come-on. He picked me up the next morning and had to make a stop before we hit the highway. He stopped at a house and obviously had some fight with a woman in the doorway there. This was weird and disturbing. He was all tense when he got back in the car, and needless to say, I felt awkward. Nothing was said about this as he seethed in silence for about 15 minutes. On the ride there he was such a boring windbag, bragging about some pathetic blues guitar career he had years before (his brother had been a famous musician, and he'd gigged with him sometimes). It was yadda yadda boring yadda for miles. It dawned on me that he was trying to impress me and considered this a date. Yuck. I was trapped, but eager to get to the museum to see the show and just put up with it. When we pulled in the parking lot, it was late and we only had an hour to see the show, so I was itching to get in there. But he was one of these ***holes who has to find the closest parking space possible. The lot was crowded and he kept driving around and around, cursing at his bad luck, and muttering obscenities at other drivers while I just saw the clock ticking. I asked him to just drop me off and meet me in there, but he said he had free passes and insisted on going in with me. Finally we went in and he went up to the desk which was manned by one of those sweet little old lady museum volunteer types. The admission to the museum was paltry, but he got in an argument with the poor lady because his press pass (he was a writer for some half-assed artsy magazine) did not entitle us to free admission. I pulled out my wallet to just pay, and he got insulted and continued to badger the poor lady over some $5 admission. I just slapped my $5 down on the counter and fled into the show, mortified, as he was making a scene. He eventually found me, all huffy and puffy because "they were such fools not to honor his pass", and I just ignored him and took in the work as best I could. He sort of tried to follow me around, but thankfully he ran into someone he knew and probably bored them to death with the press pass admission outrage story. Whatever. I endured the ride home including a greasy meal at a cheap diner (reminder: this guy was rich, heir to a big construction company fortune) where I had to listen to the most boring blathering imaginable. Not one to humor men, I just sat through all this in stony faced anguish. When he finally dropped me off, obviously clueless about my total lack of interest and my obvious boredom, he had the nerve to invite himself in, pushing his way through before I could say NO and continued to try to impress me with more prattle about what a great photographer he was. He then told me that he'd like to use me as a model, and photograph me nude. I was flabbergasted, and told him to leave. I don't think my disgust could have been more obvious. However... The next morning I was going to work and found a note tucked in my door. It was a long raunchy letter telling me about what he'd like do to me (sex-wise), and bragging about what a great, accomplished guy he was. Good God. The few times I ran across him again at those blasted art opening scenes he treated me as if I was some woman who'd unjustly dumped him. Go figure. It was obviously memorably bad since I remember all these details!
LucreziaBorgia Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 Heh... I was just talking about this with my bf today. The worst date I had was with a trainer at the gym I used to go to more than ten years ago. I thought he was so hot! I told someone how I felt about him, and of course that person told him about it. Next thing I know, he is asking me out to dinner. We go out and within a few minutes it became painfully apparent that we had absolutely nothing to talk about, and I mean nothing. The dinner was spent almost entirely in uncomfortable silence. After dinner, we were heading out and I told him I was tired and just wanted to go home. He said he felt the same way. He dropped me off at my apartment with a 'see you', and I jumped out of the car so very relieved that the night was over. Another bad date was one that didn't happen for me, but happened for someone else. I had a crush on this one guy that I used to see come into the coffeeshop where I worked. We struck up many conversations and it looked like it was going pretty well. He asked me out, and the night came and I got all dressed up, makeup perfect, hair all done - I was ready to go, and I do mean READY! Well, the time he was supposed to pick me up came and went. I sat there at my apartment waiting for an hour or so and then finally called up my friend Michael to go out with me. We went to our "spot" and started in on the beers. No more than fifteen minutes later, here comes the guy who stood me up, walking in with his DATE. Michael looked at me in shock, and I nearly sunk into the booth in a puddle of shame and humilation. He actually had the nerve to stop at our booth and say 'hello'. That was pretty f*cking awful.
magichands Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 The next morning I was going to work and found a note tucked in my door. It was a long raunchy letter telling me about what he'd like do to me (sex-wise), and bragging about what a great, accomplished guy he was. You too, hey? I wish I didn't attract guys like that. Maybe I am splashing on the wrong cologne.
polywog Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 Another bad date was one that didn't happen for me, but happened for someone else. I had a crush on this one guy that I used to see come into the coffeeshop where I worked. We struck up many conversations and it looked like it was going pretty well. He asked me out, and the night came and I got all dressed up, makeup perfect, hair all done - I was ready to go, and I do mean READY! Well, the time he was supposed to pick me up came and went. I sat there at my apartment waiting for an hour or so and then finally called up my friend Michael to go out with me. We went to our "spot" and started in on the beers. No more than fifteen minutes later, here comes the guy who stood me up, walking in with his DATE. Michael looked at me in shock, and I nearly sunk into the booth in a puddle of shame and humilation. He actually had the nerve to stop at our booth and say 'hello'. That was pretty f*cking awful. WTF was he thinking??? Bizarre! Wonder how "his date" with that woman went?
polywog Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 You too, hey? I wish I didn't attract guys like that. Maybe I am splashing on the wrong cologne. I just think you are asking for it. "Write me a raunchy letter" is written all over your wrinkled pink hide. You can't help it.
Storyrider Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 My all time worst date was with a guy I met at a Greatful Dead concert. It is described here: http://www.loveshack.org/forums/showpost.php?p=981682&postcount=11
magichands Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 I remember this one time, when my date took me to the zoo. And sold me whilst I was feeding the monkeys. Anyway, the zookeeper was way hotter, so it wasn't a bad deal.
bridget_jones Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 The worst date I had was a 2nd date. We went to Red Lobster. We were still at that small talk, getting to know each other stage, 'ya know? So we're sitting there talking during dinner, everything's hunky dory. We got onto the topic of "What is the best place you've ever visited during vacation?" Typical neutral, early in the dating stage type, right? I then told him I had the best time in Canada. I started describing my trips there, I had been to various places in Canada three times and always had a blast. Ok. Everything's fine now. Until I said "Yeah, Canada is the best country, it's awesome." Well, he started laying into me, yelling at me right there about how I was anti-American. He continued literally yelling at me right there about how he had been in the National Guard, didn't I see the American flag sticker on his windshield. It was really embarrassing because everyone in the room was looking at us, because he was so loud. I calmly tried to explain that I didn't literally mean that Canada was the best country, it was just the best time I ever had on trips. He then continued to yell at me that well, I was very insensitive to him considering the sticker in his windshield. I then got up to go to the restroom. A waitress followed me in there, as I was standing there moritified by the sink. She said "Are you OK?" She thought he was my bf and we were having a fight. I said "No, he's just a jerk and i want to go home." So she then went to the bar and called me a cab! LOL I went home and ditched this guy at the restaurant. She was an awesome waitress. This was about 6 years ago. The funny thing is I TOTALLY am pro-American, I totally respect the military of our country. If he would have calmed down I could have explained this to him but I wasn't even given that courtesty.
magichands Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 I went home and ditched this guy at the restaurant. She was an awesome waitress. This was about 6 years ago. Is he still waiting for you??
bridget_jones Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 Is he still waiting for you?? I doubt it. I never heard from him again. But that was the best $25 cab fare I ever spent, totally worth it.
magichands Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 I doubt it. I never heard from him again. But that was the best $25 cab fare I ever spent, totally worth it. Wow. Did you get a ride in the back seat?
bridget_jones Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 No, the cab drivers here are pretty casual, I sat in the front seat.
DanielMadr Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 Me: Where are you? She: Oh I havent forgot. Its just I broke my back and I cant move. Me: Oh Im sorry. Do you need any help? I can help you to the hospital. She: Dont bother. Im going on my own. Me: Its really not a problem. Ill help you to the car. She: Oh Im actually already in the hospital. Me: Which one? Ill come and help you on the way back. She: Flake Hospital but it is OK. Ill make it on my own. Me: Oh please. With broken back you wont make it back to the car. Im coming. She: No, dont go. I have a friend here to help me. Me: Only one? Its better to have two to help you. Im going. She: OH NO, dont go. Im here with my boyfriend. Me: OK. Tell him Im your homosexual joga teacher. Im almost there. She: NO. Absolutely not. Dont even go here. Me: Im few yards from the hospital Ill just check up on you....just ignore me when you see me. She: No dont come here. We are leaving right now actually. Me: He he he, that was the most advanterous break up
bridget_jones Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 Hey Daniel, did you know she had a boyfriend when you were dating her? Also did she make up that whole story about the broken back? Just wondering. you handled it pretty well!
DanielMadr Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 Hey Daniel, did you know she had a boyfriend when you were dating her? Also did she make up that whole story about the broken back? Just wondering. you handled it pretty well! No I didnt know she had a boyfriend. Im pretty naive...I always think when a girl is OK to set up a date she is single and probably virgin. Really. I knew she was lying from the begining...she forgot about the date....she probably didnt care that much. I just wanted her to sweat a little. When I first met her she was for 1 hour bragging about boys selling her telephone number to each other. So I knew she is pretty spoiled.
Fiona Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 I setup a double date for a good friend and a female aquaintance. I knew she was somewhat of a liberal, but not to which extreem. She made this poor guy's evening so miserable. He opened her door; she snarled, 'you don't think I can't open my own doors!'. on and on, everything a I think a gentleman should do, was critisized and ripped to shreds. In the end, he stood, gave her a peck on the cheek and left her to pay his tab. She found no sympathy from either Shrekky or me, paid the bill without another word and we've never seen her since.
DanielMadr Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 I have one more actually. I met her at a club. She was sitting on the table alone. We catted a bit and then I took her to dance. She was dancing pretty close. I prefer the more traditional/classic dance style. She danced pretty good. She eventually ended with her head on my shoulder. When I wanted to go home, she just stood apart with their friends and shooed me to go home....no good bye kiss. Whatever. I set a date a week later. I didnt see her coming. She stayed there. When we kissed each other and started to walk, she was seriously limping. I said 'Are you OK? What happend?'. She: Nothing. Im OK. Me: Are you sure? What happend? She: Nothing. Me: Look. It seems pretty serious. You shouldnt walk that far. Is it a broken ankle? She: Dont ask. Im OK. She was limping. When I looked closer....it was her hip. It looked pretty comic. Whatever. We had a date. We played pool. Drank a lot of wine. She became pretty sad. I was sorry for her. She was fine and she had the leg and probably had pretty tough life because of it. I got a bit too friendly with her;) . Then we limped home:) . It was pretty late and I couldnt go and acompany her home, so I suggested to go to my house. She declined. I was quite happy. It was too late and I was feeling like I have a fever. I asked her a couple more times, telling her it is OK and we will sleep only. She declined. So I went home quite happy. Next morning I was dead. I really had a fever. I was dead for 20 days. I eventually warned her about a possibility she may catch some flu from me but she was fortunatelly OK. It took long for my recovery. And she got pissed blaming me I want to chicken out. I got pissed too because of her blaming me. When I got better I suggested break up.
bridget_jones Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 Aww. That's kind of sad in a way, Daniel. She was probably very insecure about dating since, as you said, her disadvantage with her leg. Oh well.
DanielMadr Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 Aww. That's kind of sad in a way, Daniel. She was probably very insecure about dating since, as you said, her disadvantage with her leg. Oh well. I was trying to be samaritan but she would be insecure more around me. I didnt find her so attactive leg or no leg. No reason to go further. I thought it would be better to let her go sooner than later. The leg is a obstacle but more like in long term (what about children).
DanielMadr Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 I setup a double date for a good friend and a female aquaintance. I knew she was somewhat of a liberal, but not to which extreem. She made this poor guy's evening so miserable. He opened her door; she snarled, 'you don't think I can't open my own doors!'. on and on, everything a I think a gentleman should do, was critisized and ripped to shreds. In the end, he stood, gave her a peck on the cheek and left her to pay his tab. She found no sympathy from either Shrekky or me, paid the bill without another word and we've never seen her since. Yeah its pretty annoying when they start to nag when you help them with a coat. Thank me, shut up or good bye. Once I was walking out of club with a girl and I let her go first on stairs. And she goes 'Men should lead the way, Im so annoyed when guys go behind me like my fans.' I said only 'Its protocol, ladies go fisrt up the stairs. When you slip your fancy shoes miss, I can catch you.' She was ashamed and I was pissed that I wasted my time on this little princcess-wannabe.
DanielMadr Posted March 26, 2007 Posted March 26, 2007 I love this thread.....one more. First date: Me: Hi She: Hi I think we should go there and there.... Me: OK. As you wish. You look tired. She: Yeah hold me this bag of papers please like real gentleman. Me: No problem She: I had a really bad day. My female client was analy raped by her husband. Its just awful. Me: Hmm (wtf is she trying to shock me?) She: Dont you know why he did it? Me: Have no idea. (probably wanted him to hold her bag of papers) She: What actresses do you like? Me: Natasha Henstridge (exact opposite of her) She: blablabla some wine later Me: I like English girls...no BS around She: May I kiss you? Me: Why not. Very passionate kiss later She: I have to call a friend, excuse me Me: Sure Ten minutes later She: Oh I have broaken heart you know Me: Dont say. (so early?) She: My boyfriend left me. He was marvelous. Me: (here we go) I bet he was good in bed. She: Yeah he was very good. Me: Good for him. Its fine when someones good in something. She: May I kiss you again? Me: Its for free today. Very passionate kiss She: I have to go now. standing in front of doors She: Will you open the doors for me or what? Me: (I kissed her instead and grab her ass) She: Hmm I like it. Me: (nevermind boy. you are single and she is freak) She: Im Christian you know? Me: Yeah me too sort of. Im freemason. She: Im Christian you know. more kissing just to shut her up Me: (pulling her tshirt a little) I just want to see what are you made of She: (trying to touch my ehm ehm) That was pretty rude...Im curious too She: I have to go...I have work to do on that analy raped wife case. And I live with my parents you know. Me: OK (pissed like that you wont write a single sentence) next day on phone She: I will have my own flat in a week Me : Yeah good for you She: Im having a bath Me: Dont drown. What about weekend She: I cant. Im quite busy you know. Me: OK ( yeah right) next week of radio silence email She: I dont think we match Me: Probably not
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