mandylee1980 Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 hello, i have been reading some of the forums and it seems as though everyone gives pretty good advice. I thought I'd tell you all my problem and see what you think because I am going mad thinking about it.... my fiance is a manager at an appliance store, he goes out for dinner meetings about twice a month with the other managers and store owners. last night he went to dinner at about 7 and got home at 10:30 - no big deal right. he said after dinner he and one of the others went and had a drink at a bar just down the street from our house. still fine. as we were sitting talking i noticed a weird color right in his crotch area, i said whats that. he said oh i ripped my pants (there was also a seam rip which i hadn't noticed until then) he had like orangish brown stuff all over his crotch area. it looks to me like makeup smudges. after he changed i inspected the area further and it def looks like a heck of a lot of foundation or something rubbed off on his crotch, also a sweet smell. i asked if he went to a strip club and got a lap dance ( he has before which i was not happy about but i got over it- he doesn't go very often) he said no. is it possible to even get makeup down there from a dance if thats what the stuff really is? what else could he have possiblt gotten down there? if it wasn't a lap dance was it something worse way worse? am i right to be upset. he still says he did nothing wrong and i said if you got a lap dance just tell me and it will be over with but he still says nothing happened. i just can't believe him...........
polywog Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 Well, unless the lady who gave him a lap dance applied make-up to her labia, I don't think this would be the cause of the mysterious and disturbing crotch stain.
Trialbyfire Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 It just might be some food or drink that he had because you mentioned that it was sweet smelling. Most makeup contains a mild perfume, which can be sweet smelling but is usually more floral. Ask him where and what he had for dinner and drinks. If it happens again with a similar type of stain, ask him again what he had for dinner and drinks. You should be able to make a match at that point with the food or drink product. If not, and it's the same stuff, you can always ask him about it.
magichands Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 i have been reading some of the forums and it seems as though everyone gives pretty good advice. Sometimes. Are you able to tie this in with the pant ripping, or are these isolated incidents? I think there might be a clue here that we aren't taking advantage of.
Ireallyhatecheating Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 hello, i have been reading some of the forums and it seems as though everyone gives pretty good advice. I thought I'd tell you all my problem and see what you think because I am going mad thinking about it.... my fiance is a manager at an appliance store, he goes out for dinner meetings about twice a month with the other managers and store owners. last night he went to dinner at about 7 and got home at 10:30 - no big deal right. he said after dinner he and one of the others went and had a drink at a bar just down the street from our house. still fine. as we were sitting talking i noticed a weird color right in his crotch area, i said whats that. he said oh i ripped my pants (there was also a seam rip which i hadn't noticed until then) he had like orangish brown stuff all over his crotch area. it looks to me like makeup smudges. after he changed i inspected the area further and it def looks like a heck of a lot of foundation or something rubbed off on his crotch, also a sweet smell. i asked if he went to a strip club and got a lap dance ( he has before which i was not happy about but i got over it- he doesn't go very often) he said no. is it possible to even get makeup down there from a dance if thats what the stuff really is? what else could he have possiblt gotten down there? if it wasn't a lap dance was it something worse way worse? am i right to be upset. he still says he did nothing wrong and i said if you got a lap dance just tell me and it will be over with but he still says nothing happened. i just can't believe him........... Mandy, denial is not just a river in Egypt. Yes, all appliance managers must work overtime and attend important dinner "strategy sessions" that last 3 1/2 hours, I believe these "power dinners" are common in the car wash attendant field as well. Often while shopping for make up for my SO at Lord & Taylor foundation, lip gloss and eyeliner often stain the crotch of my pants. Why are you so suspicious???????
magichands Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 Often while shopping for make up for my SO at Lord & Taylor foundation, lip gloss and eyeliner often stain the crotch of my pants. You can avoid this if you get the assistant to sit on your lap.
Citizen Erased Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 I think the real question you should be asking is why when your partner has a stain on his clothing, you automatically think the worse. It is a stain. It could be food, dirt, anything. Seriously, you are analysing the smell and colour of a small stain?
magichands Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 True. It's not like it is a greasy handprint on his arse.
Citizen Erased Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 True. It's not like it is a greasy handprint on his arse. Seriously, I had no idea people were so insecure in their relationships they resort to pant sniffing
CATENZA Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 Did you ask what the brown orange stuff was on his pants??
norajane Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 Did you ask what the brown orange stuff was on his pants?? Exactly! Why wouldn't you ask him what it is?
SoleMate Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 No, it is not possible to have heavy makeup transfer to the crotch area from a lap "dance". My understanding of lap "dances" is that the "dancer" typically puts down a cloth, such as a slinky nightgown, and grinds on top of that, because most clients do not want vaginal secretions on their business suit for reasons suggested by this post. Based on the OP's description of facts, it's clear that someone wearing heavy foundation makeup moved his/her face in the fiance's crotch. (Heavy makeup transfer would require some friction, not just contact.) The heavy telltale evidence suggests an amateur/unpaid service provider was involved. We don't have enough info to determine whether the fiance received a blowjob or not. However, the preponderance of the evidence suggests YES. Like another poster implied, most appliance sales managers do NOT have legitimate twice-monthly dinner business meetings. Sales meetings are usually monthly or quarterly and usually within business hours. If this is the engagement, the marriage isn't going to be any fun. :-(
polywog Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 Exactly! Why wouldn't you ask him what it is? Yes, please ask him because I'm curious, and can't get that image of his stained crotch out of my head.
sb129 Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 Mandy, denial is not just a river in Egypt. True. It's not like it is a greasy handprint on his arse. Or lipstick on his balls.
sb129 Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 PS- ladies. Who actually uses orange foundation? Mine is more beige.. However, I am not orange (anymore- the orange monster avatar has been shelved) or permatanned, so maybe there are shades out there I don't know about.
norajane Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 Three words: sunless tanning lotion Lap dancer may have had it on her ass and thighs. Or it could be make-up from a lady on her knees. You gotta ask and see how nervous he gets.
sb129 Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 Oh yeah! Duh! I didn't think of that, I don't use that stuff I hate the smell of it, but I know people who do and it gets everywhere! Good work Gumshoe NJ!
norajane Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 Oh yeah! Duh! I didn't think of that, I don't use that stuff I hate the smell of it, but I know people who do and it gets everywhere! Good work Gumshoe NJ! I don't use it either, but I saw an orange woman at the coffee shop this morning, so it was top of mind when I saw this thread...
justpassingthrough Posted March 25, 2007 Posted March 25, 2007 If it was tan in a bottle, wouldn't it get on the front of the legs, too?
americat Posted March 25, 2007 Posted March 25, 2007 No, it is not possible to have heavy makeup transfer to the crotch area from a lap "dance". My understanding of lap "dances" is that the "dancer" typically puts down a cloth, such as a slinky nightgown, and grinds on top of that, because most clients do not want vaginal secretions on their business suit for reasons suggested by this post. Based on the OP's description of facts, it's clear that someone wearing heavy foundation makeup moved his/her face in the fiance's crotch. (Heavy makeup transfer would require some friction, not just contact.) The heavy telltale evidence suggests an amateur/unpaid service provider was involved. We don't have enough info to determine whether the fiance received a blowjob or not. However, the preponderance of the evidence suggests YES. Like another poster implied, most appliance sales managers do NOT have legitimate twice-monthly dinner business meetings. Sales meetings are usually monthly or quarterly and usually within business hours. If this is the engagement, the marriage isn't going to be any fun. :-( I've never seen strippers carrying around blankets or tablecloths to prevent crap getting on their customers. Where did you hear that and can anyone validate it?
americat Posted March 25, 2007 Posted March 25, 2007 Orange? Lipstick maybe. Could be blush. Eyeshadow? But probably some kind of body makeup or something if she was grinding on him. If not, then maybe some kind of dressing fell on his lap from dinner.
PinkShorts Posted March 25, 2007 Posted March 25, 2007 A rip in the crotch area? Someone was awfully excited trying to get off those pants really quick!!!
whichwayisup Posted March 25, 2007 Posted March 25, 2007 tan in a bottle Tanbark!! When did you graduate from doorknobs to bottles?? hehe...Sorry, couldn't resist.
justpassingthrough Posted March 25, 2007 Posted March 25, 2007 A rip in the crotch area? Someone was awfully excited trying to get off those pants really quick!!! Or in them.
CATENZA Posted March 25, 2007 Posted March 25, 2007 No, it is not possible to have heavy makeup transfer to the crotch area from a lap "dance". My understanding of lap "dances" is that the "dancer" typically puts down a cloth, such as a slinky nightgown, and grinds on top of that, because most clients do not want vaginal secretions on their business suit for reasons suggested by this post. Based on the OP's description of facts, it's clear that someone wearing heavy foundation makeup moved his/her face in the fiance's crotch. (Heavy makeup transfer would require some friction, not just contact.) The heavy telltale evidence suggests an amateur/unpaid service provider was involved. :-( Well all strippers aren't perfect with perfect bodies, some do fight with stretch Marks and maybe some makeup was applied to the ass! Also, when men receive lap dances don't you have to spread ur legs? Maybe thats how his pants ripped??
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