wamulover Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 Ok, I have a question for all you gals out there. A friend of mine has been dating a guy who thinks he's Darth Vader. She finally took my advice and broke up. Shortly afterwards she started dating a guy, similar height, similar interests but a bit chubbier. Turns out they knew eachother and the other guy thinks he's Rick Moranis from Space Balls! This girl is a masochist. How do I get her to leave Moranis wannabe and date a normal guy. Maybe a nice banker or a Doctor?
1DeadB Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 Start taking her to "date" movies, or even porn... Stay away from that sci fi stuff!
Swingwithyou71 Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 Maybe she has a fetish for guys who resemble movie characters!!!
1DeadB Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 Not cartoon characters!!!! I know a guy for her...He's a real huckleberry!
1dw Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 Who says she doesn't think they are normal or nice guys? Truthfully, they sound much more interesting than a banker of all things.
Plokette Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 Oh please! what kind of juvenile loser still dresses as a movie character? Do you see any star wars avatars here? Don't be so high on doctors or lawyers or bankers, they tend to be full of themselves
sb129 Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 Tell her to use the force. When she starts dating guys that look like Yoda, then you will really have a problem.
Author wamulover Posted March 23, 2007 Author Posted March 23, 2007 Oh please! what kind of juvenile loser still dresses as a movie character? Do you see any star wars avatars here? Don't be so high on doctors or lawyers or bankers, they tend to be full of themselves Imagine a lawyer who thought he was Darth Vader? Now THAT would be funny!! lol
Author wamulover Posted March 23, 2007 Author Posted March 23, 2007 Tell her to use the force. When she starts dating guys that look like Yoda, then you will really have a problem. I don't know, I always thought Yoda was kinda cute in a puppy dog sorta way..
Swingwithyou71 Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 oh and Rick moranis in spaceballs. Mmmmmm that helmet reminds me of my giant d***o I keep in my night stand!!!
Fiona Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 We all have fantasies, why don't you just leave her alone? I'd love to be Dorothy and screw the Cowardly Lion , but got stuck with a green piece of ****.
Author wamulover Posted March 23, 2007 Author Posted March 23, 2007 Yes, but would you want to shag him???? No. I try not to shag anything green.
Swingwithyou71 Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 We all have fantasies, why don't you just leave her alone? I'd love to be Dorothy and screw the Cowardly Lion , but got stuck with a green piece of ****. Fiona, do you happen to be bi-sexual. I thnk you and me could double team the cowardly lion!!!!
1DeadB Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 I think I know the Cowardly Lion. That big pussy needs to grow a pair!
sb129 Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 Oh please! what kind of juvenile loser still dresses as a movie character? Do you see any star wars avatars here? Don't be so high on doctors or lawyers or bankers, they tend to be full of themselves Well thats a massive generalisation. And bound to offend LOTS of people on loveshack, myself included. What kind of loser slags off entire professions? A little less hostility please Plokette. (aka Grouchy) And I am sure that some people have used starwars avatars..... as they are within their rights to do.
westernxer Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 What's wrong with Darth Vader or Rick Moranis from Space Balls?
1DeadB Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 Plokette, your so grouchy. Have you been getting in touch with your masculan side?
Author wamulover Posted March 23, 2007 Author Posted March 23, 2007 There's nothing wrong with them, silly boy! But if people who aren't Rick Moranis or Darth Vader *think* they are Rick Moranis or Darth Vader, there is a problem!!
Fiona Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 Fiona, do you happen to be bi-sexual. I thnk you and me could double team the cowardly lion!!!! ?? Poor man, you must be very confused. If I sleep with a male lion, and you join in, wouldn't YOU be the bi-sexual one???
Swingwithyou71 Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 ?? Poor man, you must be very confused. If I sleep with a male lion, and you join in, wouldn't YOU be the bi-sexual one??? Fiona silly, I am a female!!!!
1DeadB Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 There's nothing wrong with them, silly boy! But if people who aren't Rick Moranis or Darth Vader *think* they are Rick Moranis or Darth Vader, there is a problem!! I think I am Darth Vader, therefore I am Darth Vader, I think... Guys should be guys, girls should be girls.
Fiona Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 Fiona silly, I am a female!!!! Oh! (I'm not bi-sexual you can have the lion, I've got enough with one Ogre already.)
Plokette Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 Well thats a massive generalisation. And bound to offend LOTS of people on loveshack, myself included. What kind of loser slags off entire professions? A little less hostility please Plokette. (aka Grouchy) And I am sure that some people have used starwars avatars..... as they are within their rights to do. LOL! Don't get your panties in a bunch! Yes it is a massive genralization and thus patently untrue, I was just writing a little tongue in cheek as it were. I do get rather grouchy without my coffee, especially about now.
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