Young&Sexy21 Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 "Hi, how's it going?" <-------The best icebreaker?
magichands Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 "Hi. I'm offering free flexibility tests. Have you had your flexibility tested recently? It's incredibly important to do whatever you can to minimise injury in today's hectic world. Now might be just the time to jump on this strictly limited offer. What do you say?"
cynicalnlove Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 you: "Hey are your parents retarded????" (she gives you a strange look or raises her eyebrows in offense - telling you, no...) you: "Because you sure are special to me." Another one: Your eyes are so blue, I could swim in them. number 2: Hey, I'm thirsty; and you look like my gatorade.
magichands Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 Hey, I'm thirsty; and you look like my gatorade. That one always gets the job done. Sugar rush, here we come.
Pink Amulet Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 I heard a great one the other day. *walk up, place a piece of paper with your number scrawled on it in front of the target* "Do yourself a favour" *walk away*
magichands Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 *walk up, place a piece of paper with your number scrawled on it in front of the target* "Do yourself a favour" *walk away* :lmao:
boshemia Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 Those pants look great on you, they'd look even better crumpled at the foot of my bed.
amaysngrace Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 I hate the one: "I know you from somewhere" It makes me have to sit there and think and spill my guts out to wherever I've been in my life and then I realize 'hey, I don't know this guy' But it gets me every time.
kribby Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 I hate the one: "I know you from somewhere" It makes me have to sit there and think and spill my guts out to wherever I've been in my life and then I realize 'hey, I don't know this guy' But it gets me every time. That's a pickup line??? I didn't know that! No wonder folks give me strange looks when I go off into my explanation that-- 'NO I am not from this state-- It is highly unlikely that you know me from anywhere-- YO, the world is a big place. Bye!' Ooops!
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