initialize Posted March 17, 2007 Posted March 17, 2007 I'm 16, never had a gf before and I don't know what the hell I'd do on a date. I can make the guys laugh, but I don't ever see myself making a girl laugh. Besides saying jokes, what else would I talk about? Oh, and here's another important question. The girl I like is also 16 and very good looking. Sometimes she'll wear short shorts to show off her long legs and those boots with fur on them. However, she doesn't hang out with the "popular" kids (the sluts, basically), but she hangs out with normal friends, and I've seen her with a few boyfriends before, but now she's not seeing anyone. Is there a good chance she's already lost her virginity, or if not, soon? I really hope not.
Guest Posted March 18, 2007 Posted March 18, 2007 Use you imagination to start a convo man ... im the same status as you(16 and nerver had gf), classic lines:so what are you gonna do this week end? stuff like thatt mann.. and The chances are she lost her virginity.but dont worry dude. take it easy!
luvtoto Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Most guys make me laugh with simple one-liners. They also don't laugh at their own jokes. That can get annoying. After a joke or two, then keep it on the serious side and ask questions to get to know her better. Tease her some.
tanbark813 Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Making girls laugh is similar to making guys laugh but you want to steer towards clever/witty rather than farting on her head.
VirtualInsanity Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Speaking for myself, I laugh at EVERYTHING. He could trip, yell out the window or at himself and I will laugh. One-lines or a side comment cracks me up also.
Kamille Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Is there a good chance she's already lost her virginity, or if not, soon? I really hope not. hahahaha that made me laugh! How could anyone here assess whether or not she's a virgin based on her fashion sense? And besides, hopefully, by the time you do get around to the matter of sex, you'll know her enough that it won't matter so much. Ok, on to serious matters... laughter. Don't worry about making her laugh. The best way to get someone to find you funny is actually to laugh at their jokes first. So make sure you laugh at her jokes. Follow her sense of humor. Build on it. Same goes for conversation. Don't worry about trying to impress her. Instead, make sure you listen to what she says and ask questions about it. Seriously. It takes some men a long time to figure this one out. And finally, just be yourself. Girls are not that different from guys. She likely watches some of the same shows that you do and therefore shares some of the humor there. Step one though: ask her out!
Moose Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 I'm 16, never had a gf before and I don't know what the hell I'd do on a date. I can make the guys laugh, but I don't ever see myself making a girl laugh. Besides saying jokes, what else would I talk about? Oh, and here's another important question. The girl I like is also 16 and very good looking. Sometimes she'll wear short shorts to show off her long legs and those boots with fur on them. However, she doesn't hang out with the "popular" kids (the sluts, basically), but she hangs out with normal friends, and I've seen her with a few boyfriends before, but now she's not seeing anyone. Is there a good chance she's already lost her virginity, or if not, soon? I really hope not.Where are your parents lil' man? I think you should start by being an honorable gentleman, and learn more about her, rather than your intentions with her body..... Professional comedians appeal to all walks of life.....your task, (if honorable), is to win this girl's heart....if you, (at 16), are looking to get a piece of tail, I'll be questioning your parents rearing abilities.....
amaysngrace Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 If you want to make a girl laugh just be yourself. She said yes to a date so she already does like you a bit. She likes you for you. So be yourself.
IpAncA Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Pull down your pants. Do something worth laughing at. Works on me.
Green Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 yes girls love to laugh, they love fart jokes and sex jokes. Maybe she'll enjoy a good racist joke, just remember to say "Im not a racist but this joke is funny" ... you dont have to say that part if she wears shirts that have the confederate flag on them... and oh yeah make fun of something girls love that like make fun of some girl you both have class with say she has alot of freckles or something and that she probably has them on her privates to... ticle her under the armpits
Teacher's Pet Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 In an elevator, I usually push them up against the wall and tickle them. Then I lick their face, and make them guess what I had for breakfast. ...flapjacks, whore! -tp joke stolen from the great Jimmy Norton
Trialbyfire Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 One liners are the best, especially used out of context. All you have to do is flatter a sixteen year-old girl and most of the time she'll start giggling, although not all sixteen year-olds are like this. She does sound typical though with the short skirts and the UGG boots (yes, if they are originals, they are made by UGG in Australia).
Teacher's Pet Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 I'm 16, never had a gf before and I don't know what the hell I'd do on a date. I can make the guys laugh, but I don't ever see myself making a girl laugh. Besides saying jokes, what else would I talk about? Well, if you can make the guys laugh, maybe you can use some of the same things with her! Tell her to pull your finger. 10 times. On the 11th time, you've run out of fingers, and she'll have to resort to something else. But seriously..... Play it safe. Suggest a movie at first. Of course, don't do what I once did... tp: So, what movie would you like to see? chick: I want to see The Fantastic Four! (tp drops pants) chick: Ok, where's the other 3? tp: Rub it, I dare ya. (chick complies) tp: See that? The Magnificent Seven! (results may vary) Oh, and here's another important question. The girl I like is also 16 and very good looking. giggity. Sometimes she'll wear short shorts to show off her long legs and those boots with fur on them. giggity giggity giggity OH GOD! *thud* -tp watches WAY too much Family Guy and has not been laid in over 9 months.
LaughMachine Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Well if you have to ask that than you must not have a inborn sense of humour! Just be your self, and if that doesn't work start with some knock knock jokes and move your way up to some black jokes JK JK!!!
Pyro Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Ask the "Laugh" Machine. Witty one liners and cracking small jokes about yourself when you do or say something goofy always worked for me. I am goofy by nature.
Green Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 In an elevator, I usually push them up against the wall and tickle them. Then I lick their face, and make them guess what I had for breakfast. ...flapjacks, whore! -tp joke stolen from the great Jimmy Norton haha too funny
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