pricillia Posted February 24, 2007 Posted February 24, 2007 Ha I know that I started this thread way back... but I think it needs to be refreshed... So any ideas on how to loose a MM in 10 days... Humor welcome!
puddleofmud Posted February 24, 2007 Posted February 24, 2007 I'll go there in a mini-second: Think about walking the bathroom after he was in there...
Meaplus3 Posted February 24, 2007 Posted February 24, 2007 Ring his doorbell at 11:00 a clock at night. Tell him you need to speak to his wife because she need's to know about his A. That will do it! Trust me I know! Funny thread. AP:D
whichwayisup Posted February 24, 2007 Posted February 24, 2007 Tell him you're either HIV positive or you have herpes!
puddleofmud Posted February 24, 2007 Posted February 24, 2007 Tell him, bashfully, you have a "little medical problem down there"....
LucreziaBorgia Posted February 24, 2007 Posted February 24, 2007 Offer to "off" his wife, so that he can be free to be with you.
MySugaree Posted February 24, 2007 Posted February 24, 2007 Tell him that you're pregnant with his love child, and that you cannot wait for the both of you to raise the little bundle of joy as Husband and Wife.
JackJack Posted February 24, 2007 Posted February 24, 2007 Tell him the next time you all "get together" to make sure he brings his crab net.
Curmudgeon Posted February 24, 2007 Posted February 24, 2007 Tell him about the sex change operation you had just before you met and he makes you glad you became a woman.
Seen_It_All Posted February 24, 2007 Posted February 24, 2007 Well, if he's one of those SCUMBAGS who lied and pretended to be single when I met him - then I found out the TRUTH months or a year later - that he really married and had LIED to me - I wouldn't even give the piece of sh*it 10 minutes, much less 10 days. I'd gather my self respect and pride, dump his loser a*ss, and tell his wife everything. I certainly wouldn't forgive him and stay with him, and I'd DEFINITELY have no respect or loyalty to a conniving LIAR who was only looking to get laid in the first place. But, hey...that's just me.
Author pricillia Posted February 24, 2007 Author Posted February 24, 2007 Well, if he's one of those SCUMBAGS who lied and pretended to be single when I met him - then I found out the TRUTH months or a year later - that he really married and had LIED to me - I wouldn't even give the piece of sh*it 10 minutes, much less 10 days. I'd gather my self respect and pride, dump his loser a*ss, and tell his wife everything. I certainly wouldn't forgive him and stay with him, and I'd DEFINITELY have no respect or loyalty to a conniving LIAR who was only looking to get laid in the first place. But, hey...that's just me. Seen it all you are the biggest B***H on the planet... that is my opinion though... but hey that's just me!
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