Gold Pile Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 Thursday my nun friend began her journey to a new life. She won't be in this area for a few weeks, then she'll take residence nearly 80 miles away. Not that 80 miles too much, but for other reasons too, it's best to part. I and a couple of do-gooders loaded her belongings (mostly recent gifts from several people...she didn't own much of anything) into her ride. Here is the R rated stuff several have hoped for. I felt it would be ok to give her a kiss goodbye. I assure you it was our first kiss. Keeping in mind that she will not be a nun by years end and is attractive. I decided to have the kiss serve as a "keep me in mind" resume. It was aprox a 6 second kiss, one of my better non tongue kisses. Odds are nothing will come of it. It is an old GP tactic to walk away from non sexual relationships with the door open for possible good times in future. Other do-gooders hugged and kissed her too, so it fit right in. The afternoon was marred by one creep. He was semi friendly in greeting the others, but was cold to me. He was a burly creep about 50, with bright white hair. He directs the church choir. His clothes were costly but very old and worn. a 1975 +/- brown leather jacket. A tacky jeweled cross hung from his neck. Of all things he drives a BMW same model as mine. He clearly formed a negative opinion of me B4 we met. The way he glared at me was actually making me nervous. I'm a good bluffer, so I gave him my best Clint Eastwood stare. stalemate. During the last stare off, the others grew silent..it was a tense moment. A small mutt dog joined us, I'm ashamed to say I looked at the dog so I could avert my eyes from the guy's physco stare. I snatched victory from defeat by spitting on the dog, then looking back at the shocked thug with a sneer. He left, I made my apologies to the others about the spitting...spitting is a vile habit and I never do it. Whatever good impression the kiss made, was certainly damaged by the spitting...sometimes being a guy is tough:(
Author Gold Pile Posted November 18, 2005 Author Posted November 18, 2005 poor lil doggie. I feel bad about dog too. I really feel he helped me avoid an as$ beating. At the very least he helped me maintain a certain macho dignity. The event stunned everyone, especially the dog!
dawn duval Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 The event stunned everyone, especially the dog! Hehe, the thought of the dog with a puzzled look on his face is amusing. Anyway, I'm digressing. Back to the nun...
Basic Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 During the last stare off, the others grew silent..it was a tense moment. A small mutt dog joined us, I'm ashamed to say I looked at the dog so I could avert my eyes from the guy's physco stare. I snatched victory from defeat by spitting on the dog, then looking back at the shocked thug with a sneer. Quick thinking there Mr Pile! Thats about the funniest thing I've read in weeks. Thank You.
ReluctantRomeo Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 So, let me get this right GP. Now you're on the verge of fisticuffs with 50year old church choir directors? I bet dodge city main street cleared quickly when you started facing off Whatever next? Tuning forks at dawn? I require "I can't get no" satisfaction?
Author Gold Pile Posted November 18, 2005 Author Posted November 18, 2005 So, let me get this right GP. Now you're on the verge of fisticuffs with 50year old church choir directors? I bet dodge city main street cleared quickly when you started facing off Whatever next? Tuning forks at dawn? I require "I can't get no" satisfaction? I admit that a 50 yr old choir director doesn't sound tough. But this guy looks like he hard a hard life or something. Would have been a good alternate character to Dan Brown's murderous Albino monk. All modesty aside, I don't scare easily....he scared me! I see no reason that he and I would meet up again. I couldn't be more happy about that. (That dog must be happy too:laugh: )
whichwayisup Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 Did she say anything about the kiss? Do you think it turned her on, abit? If she knows that guy is a real jerk, then I'm sure you spitting at the dog won't make a difference. Yes, I'm sure you doing that didn't impress her but maybe the kiss clouded her judgment. Maybe he was jealous of you because of you and the Nun's friendship. I hope that your piece still airs on TV and that the dog spitting incident doesn't ruin it.
Outcast Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 Well, you just certified in the minds of all those people that you are right out of your mind. If I saw somebody spit at a dog, I'd wonder how long he's been out of the hospital. Talk about bizarre behaviour!
Art_Critic Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 GP.. I'm with Outcast on this one.. Bizzare Behavior
basscatcher Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 :lmao: :lmao: Too Funny--I'm laughing out loud at work and trying to keep it quiet. Inquiring minds want to know what I'm roaring about,. :lmao: GP you need to write a book or at least short stories of your crazy adventure.. Keep people on the edge of their seats wanting to know what happens. :lmao: nun-sense spitting rivalry
whichwayisup Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 :lmao: :lmao: Too Funny--I'm laughing out loud at work and trying to keep it quiet. Inquiring minds want to know what I'm roaring about,. :lmao: GP you need to write a book or at least short stories of your crazy adventure.. Keep people on the edge of their seats wanting to know what happens. :lmao: nun-sense spitting rivalry Ya, it's called FICTION! The male version of Danielle Steele!
kitkat826 Posted November 19, 2005 Posted November 19, 2005 Other do-gooders hugged and kissed her too, so it fit right in. So...everyone in the good-bye group got a six second kiss? Great way to start your secular life...
alphamale Posted November 19, 2005 Posted November 19, 2005 So...everyone in the good-bye group got a six second kiss? Great way to start your secular life... maybe group oral sex would have been a better idea, KK826
kitkat826 Posted November 19, 2005 Posted November 19, 2005 maybe group oral sex would have been a better idea, KK826 I kept waiting for GP to say that they broke out into a farewell group orgy right there by the car. LOL and with the dog to witness/join in...
Author Gold Pile Posted November 19, 2005 Author Posted November 19, 2005 Did she say anything about the kiss? Do you think it turned her on, abit? If she knows that guy is a real jerk, then I'm sure you spitting at the dog won't make a difference. Yes, I'm sure you doing that didn't impress her but maybe the kiss clouded her judgment. Maybe he was jealous of you because of you and the Nun's friendship. I hope that your piece still airs on TV and that the dog spitting incident doesn't ruin it. You're not baiting ol GP are you? The creep ruined everything as far as feelings of warmth I generated with the nun. My understanding is the film is nearly done...GP's role IS done. No film crews for the spitting incident.
Author Gold Pile Posted November 19, 2005 Author Posted November 19, 2005 Well, you just certified in the minds of all those people that you are right out of your mind. If I saw somebody spit at a dog, I'd wonder how long he's been out of the hospital. Talk about bizarre behaviour! It's not my normal behaviour! Everyone there could feel the tension. I'm convinced that if the stare down stalemate continued...he would have attacked. Or If I let it stand that I backed down...I would be disrespected by all present. The dog was not injured, my enemy was stunned and defeated. At that point he must have thought I was crazy and badder than he. Get it outcast?...I wanted to appear crazy...to win.
Author Gold Pile Posted November 19, 2005 Author Posted November 19, 2005 GP.. I'm with Outcast on this one.. Bizzare Behavior Acting crazy saved me from a fight I would have lost.
Art_Critic Posted November 19, 2005 Posted November 19, 2005 Acting crazy saved me from a fight I would have lost. at a greater sacrifice .. Your self respect At least in a fight you would still have it.. win or lose and who is to say that there would have been a fight ? the dog ?
Author Gold Pile Posted November 19, 2005 Author Posted November 19, 2005 :lmao: :lmao: Too Funny--I'm laughing out loud at work and trying to keep it quiet. Inquiring minds want to know what I'm roaring about,. :lmao: GP you need to write a book or at least short stories of your crazy adventure.. Keep people on the edge of their seats wanting to know what happens. :lmao: nun-sense spitting rivalry It was scary at the time, but I have to admit it was looney as hell:lmao: I pretty much think the nun adventure is over. We'll see how fame affects me in January.
Author Gold Pile Posted November 19, 2005 Author Posted November 19, 2005 So...everyone in the good-bye group got a six second kiss? Great way to start your secular life... No, the others were more polite and shorter kissers. I did a darn nice kiss too (as far as tongueless goes) My hands caressed her ears,face, neck. All for not, as that creep ruined everything.
Author Gold Pile Posted November 19, 2005 Author Posted November 19, 2005 at a greater sacrifice .. Your self respect At least in a fight you would still have it.. win or lose and who is to say that there would have been a fight ? the dog ? In some ways respect is damaged, but increased in other ways. Bet nobody in the do-gooder church group would mess with me;) Too bad they're not a threat. (except the creep) Nobody (except dog!) got hurt, so I can laugh about it and not worry about loss of respect...can't undue it anyway.
Art_Critic Posted November 19, 2005 Posted November 19, 2005 Nobody (except dog!) got hurt, You got hurt.. you can't see it yet
Author Gold Pile Posted November 19, 2005 Author Posted November 19, 2005 You got hurt.. you can't see it yet Well I did lose any chances with the future ex nun. Can't chang that either. Maybe I'll need a nicer car to offset the respect void PS: GP is tired...nite all!
Author Gold Pile Posted November 19, 2005 Author Posted November 19, 2005 Ya, it's called FICTION! The male version of Danielle Steele! In January I'll be validated. Exposed, but validated.
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