Is there a slight chance this plan would work?

[one goal]

Ok, I know it's about the hot teacher.

 

Just to let you guys know I DONT hit on her anymore and I've apologized to her last week about that, and that. She agreed and wanted to move forward from it.

 

Anyways I know the chances she would go out on a actual date with me are probably about 5% at the most.

 

I do enjoy her class though, and give her credit for not getting really pissed at me at times.

 

I was thinking the last day of class would it be possible after class if I told her how much I enjoyed her class and liked her as a teacher, and tell her because of it I want to do something nice for her over the summer and take her out to dinner, or something she likes to do.

 

If I word it right like that, would I have a slight chance of her agreeing to it? If I don't make it sound like a date, but just wanting to do something nice for her?

 

I mean honestly I wouldn't consider it a date, but just want to be friendly because she's a nice gal, but also because I was annoying at times.

[dreamingoftigers]

Only if you guess the amount of the change in my pocket.

[one goal's teacher]

Last day of class?

Now I have something to look forward to....

[Cracker Jack]

Of course, One Goal. Of course.

[Cloud Logic]

I mean honestly I wouldn't consider it a date, but just want to be friendly because she's a nice gal, but also because I was annoying at times.

 

Sounds like you're making up an excuse to be on a personal level with her. She only sees you as a student. Nothing more, as far as I can see from what you post every time. Would have figured everyone on here had convinced you to move on already...

[one goal]

Sounds like you're making up an excuse to be on a personal level with her. She only sees you as a student. Nothing more, as far as I can see from what you post every time. Would have figured everyone on here had convinced you to move on already...

 

Not really an excuse. Honestly though she does seem she could be a nice person outside of class.

 

If I go about it the right way, would there be any shot she could agree to it?

[CloudLiver]

For Christ's sake, there are other girls out there. Stop focusing on just one person.

 

You already got rejected (pretty much) and you're still after her. I don't know what's wrong with you guys.

[P&R]

Give her a latte with a roofee hidden inside. This is your only hope!

[one goal]

For Christ's sake, there are other girls out there. Stop focusing on just one person.

 

You already got rejected (pretty much) and you're still after her. I don't know what's wrong with you guys.

 

Well she has a hot sister also.

[one goal's mother]

Your father and I are sending you off to boot camp as soon as that last class is over.

[windows]

You are asking for a date. You just think that by wording it differently, it won't be a date. No man, just let her go.

[dreamingoftigers]

I think that if your plan is to get kicked out of school then you are right on target!

[one goal]

I think that if your plan is to get kicked out of school then you are right on target!

 

No, I don't want to get kicked out.

 

So the last day of class what do you suggest I say to show my appreciation for her, and make a lasting impression?

 

to the op,

 

How is that still asking for a date? I wanna take her out cause I'm a nice guy, and I like her as a person, teacher and want to do something nice for her.

[windows]

Choosing different words won't cut it. Would you do this for other teachers? If you like her as a teacher, why not have the entire class do something for her?

 

It's not going to work to be blunt in response to your initial question. No chance this plan will work. Anything you do like that will be construed as trying to ask her out. And if you are actually trying to ask her out, you're obviously not learning how to let go. Maybe that will be the last lesson she should teach you - letting go.

[Hules]

One goal, I understand your pain man, obviously you got to show this teacher you are the man. Don't worry I got you covered, your plan is good but I think you need to take a page from the books of our good friend, Keanu Reeves.

 

Before you talk to her you need to sit in class with this exact look on your face. http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/3531/creepystalker2.jpg

 

Direct this gaze at her for the entire class, no blinking if you blink the trance will be broken and it wont work. When you get up to talk to her do not move your head at all (the slight head tilt is really important). Walk over to her (once again I can't stress enough, no blinking). Say what you have to say + ??? = Hot teacher in the sack.

 

Good luck with your One Goal .

[onegoal's conscience]

Ok, I know it's about the hot teacher.

 

Just to let you guys know I DONT hit on her anymore and I've apologized to her last week about that, and that. She agreed and wanted to move forward from it.

 

Anyways I know the chances she would go out on a actual date with me are probably about 5% at the most.

 

I do enjoy her class though, and give her credit for not getting really pissed at me at times.

 

I was thinking the last day of class would it be possible after class if I told her how much I enjoyed her class and liked her as a teacher, and tell her because of it I want to do something nice for her over the summer and take her out to dinner, or something she likes to do.

 

If I word it right like that, would I have a slight chance of her agreeing to it? If I don't make it sound like a date, but just wanting to do something nice for her?

 

I mean honestly I wouldn't consider it a date, but just want to be friendly because she's a nice gal, but also because I was annoying at times.

 

Listen to me. Do not do it. Just leave it alone. Forever.

[whichwayisup]

I was thinking the last day of class would it be possible after class if I told her how much I enjoyed her class and liked her as a teacher, and tell her because of it I want to do something nice for her over the summer and take her out to dinner, or something she likes to do.

 

You still don't get it OG! Okay, I'm done trying to explain to you to leave her alone and stop asking her out, even as a friend, but you're hellbent on doing this.. So, I say go for it!

 

Wait until the last day, or whenever it is you get your final marks for her class.

Approach her, tell her that you want to take her out to lunch because you appreciated her as your teacher. Go and ask, see what she says.

 

For some reason you just don't see that she wants nothing to do with you on ANY level, and until she puts a restraining order against you, for harrassing her, you won't stop.

[Jazzari]

What exact words would a woman have to use, to convince you that she's not interested and never will be interested?

 

Just curious.

[one goal]

You still don't get it OG! Okay, I'm done trying to explain to you to leave her alone and stop asking her out, even as a friend, but you're hellbent on doing this.. So, I say go for it!

 

Wait until the last day, or whenever it is you get your final marks for her class.

Approach her, tell her that you want to take her out to lunch because you appreciated her as your teacher. Go and ask, see what she says.

 

For some reason you just don't see that she wants nothing to do with you on ANY level, and until she puts a restraining order against you, for harrassing her, you won't stop.

 

Now why would she get a restraining order for just asking her if she wants to go out to eat?

 

What do you expect her to tell me?

[Kamille]

OG, are you for real?

 

If you are, you need to tackled whatever it is that's making you obsessed about this professor. Because that's what you're doing. She's becoming an obsession of yours.

 

Either that, or posting on LS about fictional situations has become an obsession of yours.

 

Either way, there is an underlying issue. It's difficult to understand it, since you're extremely focused on giving us the minimal amount of information about yourself, the way you think, etc. Nope, instead, you're all about strategies and repeating the same phrases thread after thread after thread.

 

One that really intrigues me is your consistent characterization of her as a "nice gal". What's that about. What makes a woman seem like a "nice gal" to you?

[somedude81]

It's amazing. I thought I knew what obsession was based on how I feel about this girl whose always in my head.

 

After reading your threads One Goal, I realized that I don't know anything at all.

 

OG, you really should stop before you kill her while shouting, "If I can't have you, nobody will!"

[kiss_andmakeup]

You have a better chance of winning the lottery, getting struck by lightning, and spontaneously combusting, all on the same day, than getting her to go anywhere with you.

 

Putting myself in her shoes, I'd be extremely wary of you and would consider filing a restraining order against you if you continued contacting me. Guys like you are the type to suddenly snap and decide exactly what somedude posted, "If I can't have her nobody will."

 

I remember you from your posts back in your Katharine McPhee days, and this singling out one woman and obsessing endlessly over her is a definite pattern for you. Seek psychological help.

[Survivor12]

Kamille is dead on...it really doesn't matter at this point if there is any truth at all to his obsession with a teacher or if he's simply trolling as a means of getting attention. Either way, he's got some serious mental and emotional issues that are beyond being humorous or entertaining. It's rather pathetic, actually, and I hope that someone irl recognizes it before he really does end up hurting someone or himself.

[Lucky_One]

Boy, the dept head will surely like hearing how you backed off and handled the situation after you decided to tell him/her all about your obsession for some unknown reason.

 

Anything you do on the last day of class will be construed as an attempt to bribe her into a better grade. She already thinks you are a loser, since you have to constantly email for help in a class that you describe is easy.

 

PS. She is not a GAL. She is a professional adult WOMAN.

[one goal's mother]

Now why would she get a restraining order for just asking her if she wants to go out to eat?

 

What do you expect her to tell me?

 

That you're twenty years too young. Now daddy's coming home soon, stop playing with the computer.