Disillusioned Posted April 20, 2011 Posted April 20, 2011 At least this masterpiece isn't dishonest... SWM, 43, 6’6”, N/S, N/D, SKS QT SWF, PB4UGO2BED. I have 2 steady jobs, a house, a car that actually runs, and all that other malarkey any third grader can find out. No kids, no debts, no criminal record, financially stable. Not interested in games (video or otherwise), hookups, or porn. Send pic if you want a reply. No land whales please. Do not reply if you’re hung up on junk like income or college degrees… ehh, heck with this. I don’t want to meet anyone anyway. I have my Realdoll.
Art_Critic Posted April 20, 2011 Posted April 20, 2011 The land whale comment.. ouch.. not many women, even underweight ones would reply after reading that... If you really didn't have a realdoll then it would be kinda funny... but what will they think when they see it on the bed ?......
SmileFace Posted April 20, 2011 Posted April 20, 2011 Is the profile made to seek a new real doll? Can a real doll reply?
orangelady Posted April 20, 2011 Posted April 20, 2011 At least this masterpiece isn't dishonest... SWM, 43, 6’6”, N/S, N/D, SKS QT SWF, PB4UGO2BED. I have 2 steady jobs, a house, a car that actually runs, and all that other malarkey any third grader can find out. No kids, no debts, no criminal record, financially stable. Not interested in games (video or otherwise), hookups, or porn. Send pic if you want a reply. No land whales please. Do not reply if you’re hung up on junk like income or college degrees… ehh, heck with this. I don’t want to meet anyone anyway. I have my Realdoll. He'll only get replies from psychobeeyatches then.
Author Disillusioned Posted April 20, 2011 Author Posted April 20, 2011 He'll only get replies from psychobeeyatches then. Great! I'll put 'em on a blog along with their pics and e-mail addresses! Puts a whole new slant on "damned if you do, damned if you don't"!
Cee Posted April 22, 2011 Posted April 22, 2011 Wow, that ad is really old school. It reminds me of the personals that people would put in the newspaper. That's precisely how people wrote the ads back then. I remember the oft repeated phrase "no fatties or druggies need apply". I'm getting nostalgic now, except for the fact that the personals were totally scary to do. I put a personal ad in once and got 50 replies by letter and voicemail. And only had the guts to answer one guy. The guy turned out to be incredible handsome and interesting. But he wasn't into me. Le sigh. What does SQS QT mean? I recognized most of the other acronyms from back in the day. Well, except the PB4 one, but I figured that one out myself.
Eeyore79 Posted April 22, 2011 Posted April 22, 2011 The "land whale" comment would make me think you're shallow, and that you'd be constantly assessing my weight and bugging me about it. I'm 130 pounds and a US size 8, so I'm hardly a land whale... but I wouldn't reply to you because of that comment. "Do not reply if you’re hung up on junk like income or college degrees"... this makes me think you must be a low achiever with very little income, and that would put me off right away. You already said you were financially stable, and you just contradicted yourself with this comment. "I don’t want to meet anyone anyway. I have my Realdoll." This screams loser to me, and suggests that you're only interested in sex, not a relationship.
Author Disillusioned Posted April 22, 2011 Author Posted April 22, 2011 6’6” ????? You're not really that tall, are you? Come on, could I make that up and hope to get away with lying about it? Wouldn't people wonder why the doorways in the picture with me look unusually small? The "land whale" comment would make me think you're shallow, and that you'd be constantly assessing my weight and bugging me about it. I'm 130 pounds and a US size 8, so I'm hardly a land whale... but I wouldn't reply to you because of that comment. Hey, I'm FAT and that's why I'm building a racing trike, so I can get down to 250 from 390. IMO if someone is fat and they want to stay that way, they're the one with the problem. "Do not reply if you’re hung up on junk like income or college degrees"... this makes me think you must be a low achiever with very little income, and that would put me off right away. You already said you were financially stable, and you just contradicted yourself with this comment. That's a pretty narrow-minded thing to say. So, in your book, it's not possible to make decent money and live a decent life unless you have credentials? I hate to rain on your picnic, but I'm far from being the only business founder who never went to college. DOES NOT COMPUTE... "I don’t want to meet anyone anyway. I have my Realdoll." This screams loser to me, and suggests that you're only interested in sex, not a relationship. A loser is anyone with testicles and a Y chromosome. Besides, once my weight loss plan kicks in, it'll feel great to lose. Would it ever have crossed your mind that I'd NEVER put a pitiful pastiche like that profile on any OLDS? I simply got annoyed by the "rate my profile" threads and decided to have a few laughs with the idea. Not everyone appreciates my irreverent sense of humor.
Mrlonelyone Posted April 22, 2011 Posted April 22, 2011 Hey with that profile I would try to date you if I thought you were interested. I would even consider retransitioning and having that sex change to do so. Before you say that's disgusting.... consider that you openly admit to putting it into an inanimate object "doll". Seriously though....consider pointing out that you founded your own successful business.
Author Disillusioned Posted April 22, 2011 Author Posted April 22, 2011 Before you say that's disgusting.... consider that you openly admit to putting it into an inanimate object "doll". Au contraire, mon frere... I never bragged about putting in anywhere, least of all in my Realdoll. I didn't know it when I bought her, but these Realdolls are actually not designed with platonically-minded people like me in mind. She is kind of awkward because she has mandatory features I'll never use. Seriously though....consider pointing out that you founded your own successful business. Win some, lose some. Every woman who's looking for Prince Charming needs to learn that. Bad boys may be hot, but they come with rap sheets... can't have one without the other.
Mrlonelyone Posted April 22, 2011 Posted April 22, 2011 Win some, lose some. Every woman who's looking for Prince Charming needs to learn that. Bad boys may be hot, but they come with rap sheets... can't have one without the other. That's the appeal of one of them for some women I suppose. Lord knows that's the appeal I have to some women. Ignoring my education..I am the kind of guy that women aren't supposed to want. Which makes them want me but want me in secret. That's what disillusions me. So just consider that the real bad boys may be able to get women but they don't keep them and are treated like dirty secrets. (The proverbial ni44er in the woodpile or under the slave mistress's bed.) TBH your profile should make you a catch and I can't see why you have trouble. It may be that you have to be less honest.... just hold your nose and write the utter BS that women think they want to hear (i.e. make it sound like "land whales" have a chance then just ignore them when they message you.) Good luck.
Eeyore79 Posted April 26, 2011 Posted April 26, 2011 IMO if someone is fat and they want to stay that way, they're the one with the problem. You may not want to date a fat person, and that's up to you. But there's no need to speak of fat people in a derogatory way as "land whales". Regardless of what size you are yourself, the judgemental nature of that comment is a turn off. You can choose not to date fat people without making any explicit derogatory comments. That's a pretty narrow-minded thing to say. So, in your book, it's not possible to make decent money and live a decent life unless you have credentials? I never said that. What I said was that when you say "Don't reply if you're hung up on junk like income", that implies you have a low income, which is a turn off. Would it ever have crossed your mind that I'd NEVER put a pitiful pastiche like that profile on any OLDS? Well if you're not intending to post that profile, why are you wasting people's time by asking them to rate it?
sagetalk Posted April 26, 2011 Posted April 26, 2011 At least this masterpiece isn't dishonest... I have 2 steady jobs, a house, a car that actually runs, and all that other malarkey any third grader can find out. No kids, no debts, no criminal record, financially stable. You're doomed right there. You didn't mention how fun you were in the first two sentences. It seems like most online girls only care about jokes and things that make them laugh.
Author Disillusioned Posted April 26, 2011 Author Posted April 26, 2011 You're doomed right there. You didn't mention how fun you were in the first two sentences. It seems like most online girls only care about jokes and things that make them laugh. That's true, but what's fun to one person may be deathly dull to another. "Fun" is a word which sounds innocent enough to most people, but to me it'sa red flag that tells me someone is probably shallow and a thrill-seeker... i.e., a great player but a lousy keeper.
Owz600 Posted April 26, 2011 Posted April 26, 2011 No offence you come across boring and very serious in that paragraph, I am sure you are not.
Author Disillusioned Posted April 27, 2011 Author Posted April 27, 2011 No offence you come across boring and very serious in that paragraph, I am sure you are not. If anything, I'd have to say people are put off in conversations with me when they find out I'm very deep and my sense of humor isn't for everyone. This does not compute, because people expect giants to have the IQ of a fence post... so they end up feeling disappointed when I don't operate as they instruct me to operate. No one wants to be the butt of a smartass giant's jokes.
sagetalk Posted April 27, 2011 Posted April 27, 2011 but to me it'sa red flag that tells me someone is probably shallow and a thrill-seeker... i.e., a great player but a lousy keeper. I have dated a large number of these "fun" girls unfortunately. Give me serious and boring over them any day of the week.
Author Disillusioned Posted April 27, 2011 Author Posted April 27, 2011 I have dated a large number of these "fun" girls unfortunately. Give me serious and boring over them any day of the week. You know exactly what I mean.
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