Green Posted August 25, 2008 Posted August 25, 2008 Fart loud, fart smelly, and do it alot. Eat lots of beans and drink lots of soda and milk. Dont take showers or swim, and stay out of teh rain but keep the heat up so you sweat alot and get really smelly. Brush your teeth with manure, and spit alot when you talk. be short, make no money, have no drive. wear nothing but robes and slippers that are dirty. only talk about farts, and stuff like that, and wear dirty glasses. randomly spill stuff on the girl. if she tries to tell you her birthday or something like that say TMI
Star Gazer Posted August 25, 2008 Posted August 25, 2008 That's the list on how to lose a girl in 1 minute flat, not 10 days! LOL
Angel1111 Posted August 25, 2008 Posted August 25, 2008 That's the list on how to lose a girl in 1 minute flat, not 10 days! LOL Ha! Ha! Good one!
Author Green Posted August 25, 2008 Author Posted August 25, 2008 Actualy I'm a journalist and I have a "how to" collum. So I ended up writing this article about all the things guy do wrong and I was to test it myself. But at the same time a Advertising executive made a bet with her boss that she could make any guy fall in love with her and would take him as her date to the company ball... well you can see where this is going
Ocean-Blue Posted August 25, 2008 Posted August 25, 2008 KMT, you aren't fooling anyone. Quite transparent, you are.
Citizen Erased Posted August 25, 2008 Posted August 25, 2008 Actualy I'm a journalist and I have a "how to" collum. So I ended up writing this article about all the things guy do wrong and I was to test it myself. I pray to God if you are in fact a journalist it is not for any English language newspaper. Column darling. Column.
april1325 Posted August 25, 2008 Posted August 25, 2008 Actualy I'm a journalist and I have a "how to" collum. So I ended up writing this article about all the things guy do wrong and I was to test it myself. But at the same time a Advertising executive made a bet with her boss that she could make any guy fall in love with her and would take him as her date to the company ball... well you can see where this is going hmmm...sounds like a movie i watched...what was it? Oh, how to lose a guy in 10 days:p
Meaplus3 Posted August 25, 2008 Posted August 25, 2008 That's the list on how to lose a girl in 1 minute flat, not 10 days! LOL :laugh::laugh:
Kamille Posted August 25, 2008 Posted August 25, 2008 if she tries to tell you her birthday or something like that say TMI Oddly enough, that's the one who would infuriate me the most. If you want to brush your teeth with manure and eat lots of beans, it's all up to you dahling. But don't TMI me!
jerbear Posted August 25, 2008 Posted August 25, 2008 That's the list on how to lose a girl in 1 minute flat, not 10 days! LOL :lmao: You're funny.
Author Green Posted August 25, 2008 Author Posted August 25, 2008 :laugh::laugh: by the way it was your movie list that inspired this thread
stoopid_guy Posted August 25, 2008 Posted August 25, 2008 Or if she puts up with all that (better yet, joins in) she's definately a KEEPER!!!
Meaplus3 Posted August 25, 2008 Posted August 25, 2008 by the way it was your movie list that inspired this thread Now I feel famous.:laugh: AP:)
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