ladydesigner Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 My WS' explanation for why he didn't tell me that his A went underground: "Well if I would have ended it with MOW she would have told you about it and I was trying to protect you." 10 Link to post Share on other sites
HurtOfGlass Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 "It didn't mean anything. My love is only for you. I would never have married him" My reply: Is IDIOT written on my forehead? What makes you think I would consider marrying you after this?" 7 Link to post Share on other sites
Noirek Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 My WS' explanation for why he didn't tell me that his A went underground: "Well if I would have ended it with MOW she would have told you about it and I was trying to protect you." I can see this fear. but I think it is more self protecting than trying to protect you. There have been people afraid to end an affair becase of the AP exposing. Or just affair protecting. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Confused48 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 After being suspicious, I checked the phone of WS and found the smoking gun text. Indisputable proof of a pregnancy. WS says, "Its not what you think. I can explain." WS proceeded to tell me that the AP doesn't understand how babies are made. LOL. Sort of. 7 Link to post Share on other sites
WasOtherWoman Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Oh, I have a really good one. After I found out my ex was cheating I was like "did you use a condom"? He replied "of course I did?" I said "well where is it then" (my classless ex actually invited his affair partner to our home while I was out of town.... in my humble opinion, sleeping with my husband is one thing, doing it in MY BED is entirely another. I am very particular about my bed, but I digress). Anyway, his answer was priceless... "I got rid of it, what did you think I should do with it, hang it on the refrigerator?" I actually laughed out loud. 6 Link to post Share on other sites
Hardgrind Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 "My affair was good for our marriage" "You should be happy that he is so much like you" "I never lied to you" "You didn't want to know" "You were/are always my top priority" "I am sure he was faithful to me. I made him promise that before having our affair". (They both were married) "It's not my fault. You keep blaming me! It just happened". This was a long term affair in which she leased an apartment to be close to him. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
sammy7111 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I wonder if any wayward spouses cam tell us what they said to there spouses. Link to post Share on other sites
autumnnight Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I wonder if any wayward spouses cam tell us what they said to there spouses. I sure wouldn't if I were wayward and posting. Why subject yourself to a stranger's venting by proxy? Link to post Share on other sites
Sandy43 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 My favorite was "I made a mistake", I said "the same mistake every day for a year and a half"? 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Noirek Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I told my husband I did start to "fall in love" with MM but it was born out of my inexperience with casual sex. My husband was glad I was not in an affair bashing him and our marriage and future faking so I don't think it was dumb. I think most would see asking for an open marriage was dumb. But besides that I never gaslighted or told lies so it takes away from "the dumb things waywards say". I wasn't caught the first time and the second time I just was honest. It helps not having to sort through a web of lies. Even your own. I know one person who told his wife "you were emotionally distant" when she asked "why". She had suffered a miscarriage and he knew about it. She became depressed. And he became a KISA to a single mom who had a taste for married men. Link to post Share on other sites
sammy7111 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 So are u in a open marrige Link to post Share on other sites
sandylee1 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 "We've got more in common, she likes the X factor " "You're too good for me " "It's not fair, can't I have you both " "I need your help so I can get over him" "Under other circumstances, you'd like her, she's a lot like you " All true words from WS's . 2 Link to post Share on other sites
autumnnight Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Honestly, anything except: I was terribly wrong, and my choice is 100% my responsibility is a dumb thing to say 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Author ladydesigner Posted July 10, 2015 Author Share Posted July 10, 2015 Here's a really dumb one from my WH: This is after I discovered I had been given an STD... "Have you been sleeping with someone else?" 6 Link to post Share on other sites
BrokenPrincess Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I am a WW and two years later, I still cannot get over something that actually came out of my mouth to my xAP during just a routine mid morning video call. "Everything about 'us' feels so RIGHT, that I forget sometimes that it's even wrong!" Was I possessed????? 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Noirek Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I am a WW and two years later, I still cannot get over something that actually came out of my mouth to my xAP during just a routine mid morning video call. "Everything about 'us' feels so RIGHT, that I forget sometimes that it's even wrong!" Was I possessed????? Yes, we were/are 2 Link to post Share on other sites
flowergirl14 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 My wh said " I've done nothing that I would lose sleep over." Well everyone has to sleep sometime! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
gettingstronger Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 When I told him he was free to go, no strings attached, easiest divorce ever if that's what he wanted he looked hurt and said, you'd give up on us that easily. 6 Link to post Share on other sites
merrmeade Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 omg this is FUN! "But it WAS 90% friendship!" "We just lost it a couple of times." "I was working for her and didn't have any other income." "It was a group gift." (birthday gifts w/ email receipts: "Love, BH") "I realized it was getting beyond flirtation." (fondling, bjs, masturbation, etc) "I realized she was sleeping with other people." (more than one affair referenced) 3 Link to post Share on other sites
I4givehim Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 STBXH said "I was helping her get out of a bad marriage." blahaha.... I said "Help me get out of mine...." lol 11 Link to post Share on other sites
merrmeade Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 "Finally, I didn't know what else to do. So I brought her home and introduced her to you, so she could see I really did have a wife and child. It worked." 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Arieswoman Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 I think I've posted these before, but just a little recap ;- On DD - "It not like you think it is" - I never believed until then that people actually said that !! " It wasn't done deliberately to hurt you" " If you'd met OW under differences circumstances I'm sure you could have been friends" "I didn't get enough affection" - this was someone who refused sex night after night because he 'had to go to work' the next day (and I didn't ?!) "I won't let you divorce me" - oh well, we'll see about that..... "If we'd had kids I wouldn't have done it" - you knew I didn't want kids when you married me. "It was a distraction until things got better at home" - If you'd put half as much effort into the marriage as you did into sneaking about and f***ing some slut in our bed, things might've got better. "If you'd had anything about you, you'd have seen there were problems in the marriage" - the only problem in the marriage, sweetie was you sitting on your lazy @r$e most of the time " AP and I don't talk but we communicate" - what? You both do sign language?? "AP and I kept saying how awful it was to have such a wonderful relationship with so much guilt" - but not enough guilt to stop doing it/tell me. AP says that she won't fight you for me, if we want to make a go of it she keep out of the way" - that's big of her, now she's helped blow up my marriage ! "You were too independent, I couldn't do anything for you" - from someone who was too freaking bone idle to wash up a coffee cup or pick up his dirty clothes without a major argument. When I asked why he took her to hotels using marital funds - "AP says we need to get away from it all" (It seems that AP got into his brain and he then had no original thoughts of his own.) I wish I could turn the clock back" - Yeah, right, and maybe not get caught. The more of these I hear from others the more I am convinced that somewhere there is a Cheaters Handbook. 7 Link to post Share on other sites
Popsicle Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 These are hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites
bobwhite007 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Me:"why did you delete all those texts?" Her:"I was protecting you." (Early one morning before day of discovery)Me: " who text you this early?" " Her:" Lyle text me a pic of a sign , I needed the phone number." 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Hardgrind Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Arieswoman, I got the "under different circumstances you and the OM would be friends" too - really? I don't tend to buddy up to serial cheaters. I also got the line that the OM was a better communicator than me. Translation, "He told me all of the lies I wanted to hear about myself" 4 Link to post Share on other sites
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