O'farrell Posted August 25, 2012 Posted August 25, 2012 So she was walking outside alone from the club. So im half drunk and I decide to harass her for the fun of it. I tell her " if your hot **** then why are you walking alone?" She tells me theres no one she wanted to go home with. So I told her that I was waiting outside for her and she smiled. She called her friends and told them she had a ride home.
eleanorhurting Posted August 26, 2012 Posted August 26, 2012 So she was walking outside alone from the club. So im half drunk and I decide to harass her for the fun of it. I tell her " if your hot **** then why are you walking alone?" She tells me theres no one she wanted to go home with. So I told her that I was waiting outside for her and she smiled. She called her friends and told them she had a ride home. are you the same person who was asking where the classy ladies are at? 9
Author O'farrell Posted August 26, 2012 Author Posted August 26, 2012 are you the same person who was asking where the classy ladies are at? yes. hahaha
Royster Posted August 26, 2012 Posted August 26, 2012 are you the same person who was asking where the classy ladies are at?A friend of mine does the same thing. But he is demanding for a Christian, devoted girl but yet he's been around the block and gone to countless clubs.
kaylan Posted August 26, 2012 Posted August 26, 2012 Super cool story OP. Did she nibble on your ears?
KungFuJoe Posted August 26, 2012 Posted August 26, 2012 Did she go skinny dipping in your pool? Hope your parents didn't come home and catch you with her.
bac Posted August 26, 2012 Posted August 26, 2012 So she was walking outside alone from the club. So im half drunk and I decide to harass her for the fun of it. I tell her " if your hot **** then why are you walking alone?" She tells me theres no one she wanted to go home with. So I told her that I was waiting outside for her and she smiled. She called her friends and told them she had a ride home. And, how did it go? Did you have sex with her? Did she have multiple orgasms? Did she enjoy it?
Author O'farrell Posted August 26, 2012 Author Posted August 26, 2012 Super cool story OP. Did she nibble on your ears? Thats funny It's men like the OP and these threads that at times really makes me lose hope. But I still think there are more quality men than how society wants them to act (''Oh you gotta start hitting on girls at an early age and go wild because that's all about being a man''). Hope this is a troll. jeeeeez Did she go skinny dipping in your pool? Hope your parents didn't come home and catch you with her. I took her to my mate's house! And, how did it go? Did you have sex with her? Did she have multiple orgasms? Did she enjoy it? I came twice. She did a few times. I purposely kept my mind off the sex to last longer.
kaylan Posted August 26, 2012 Posted August 26, 2012 (edited) It's men like the OP and these threads that at times really makes me lose hope. But I still think there are more quality men than how society wants them to act (''Oh you gotta start hitting on girls at an early age and go wild because that's all about being a man''). Hope this is a troll. Men? llol OP isnt even a man yet. He acts more like an immature and insecure boy if his threads are any indication. Thought he was a teenager, but checked and hes 22. He doesnt represent all guys at all...so dont fret Edited August 26, 2012 by kaylan
madjac74 Posted August 26, 2012 Posted August 26, 2012 He will post another thread with a picture of him in the bathroom asking why this girl never called him back...is it my big ears or is it because Im short? Maybe it's because you have no self confidence and treat women like they are a score 4
Author O'farrell Posted August 26, 2012 Author Posted August 26, 2012 The internet is mad Why is everyone mad the girl obviously wanted to go home with someone for the night its not like I played her or anything.
madjac74 Posted August 26, 2012 Posted August 26, 2012 Are you you ok that she just wanted to go home with anyone? of course you are. 1
bac Posted August 26, 2012 Posted August 26, 2012 The internet is mad Why is everyone mad the girl obviously wanted to go home with someone for the night its not like I played her or anything. Congrats on your lay! IMO, many people are not mad and you are a typical guy, 18 and she is a hot girl, hopefully 18. There are nothing wrong with your story. You both went to a bar in CA, you was drunk and she had multiple orgasms at your mate's house.
madjac74 Posted August 26, 2012 Posted August 26, 2012 Congrats on your lay! IMO, many people are not mad and you are a typical guy, 18 and she is a hot girl, hopefully 18. There are nothing wrong with your story. You both went to a bar in CA, you was drunk and she had multiple orgasms at your mate's house. Isnt it a bit odd that he is posting it on here though. Most of his posts lack self confidence and then he posts the "booyah! Im awesome because I got laid" post? Who is he trying to impress? 2
rocketman122 Posted August 26, 2012 Posted August 26, 2012 Bang! Scored my hottest girl so far. BULLSHEET ALERT!
soccerrprp Posted August 26, 2012 Posted August 26, 2012 ....hmmm... when i first checked this, it said something to the effect "ignore this post" in the OP original post. This was last night (CST). odd indeed.... What made you decide to ultimately post your sexual pursuit?
2.50 a gallon Posted August 26, 2012 Posted August 26, 2012 One of the first lessons I learned in dealing with women, is what goes on between me and my partner in the bedroom, stays between me and my partner. At that time my best buddies liked to share stories of their conquests, and used to chide me that I wouldn't reveal anything. All three of my best friends were tall and good looking guys, who had lots of short term successes but were continually being dumped. And I know they tried many times to hook up with one of my many girl friends and always failed. But on the other hand, many of their former GF's hooked up with me, the short scrawney guy. And I know one of the reasons was that I had integrety and kept my mouth shut, as they freely bad mouthed this character flaw of my friends. And as they put it they were rotten lays. In short the braggers were trying to convince themselves and each other that they were great in bed, to make up for their short comings. 1
SmileFace Posted August 26, 2012 Posted August 26, 2012 Wow I have never heard about someone having sex with someone out of their league while the person is drunk. You must be such a smooth talker.
mesmerized Posted August 26, 2012 Posted August 26, 2012 I love how you all believe whatever he says. 3
SmileFace Posted August 26, 2012 Posted August 26, 2012 I love how you all believe whatever he says. I highly doubt that is even remotely true. For all we know I banged Ryan Gosling last night. 2
eleanorhurting Posted August 26, 2012 Posted August 26, 2012 I highly doubt that is even remotely true. For all we know I banged Ryan Gosling last night. i hope you did sf
Disenchantedly Yours Posted August 26, 2012 Posted August 26, 2012 You banged some half drunk girl.... what an accomplishment! I bet Diane Sawyer talks about this on World News.
Mme. Chaucer Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 He will post another thread with a picture of him in the bathroom In his MOM'S bathroom!
USMCHokie Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 For all we know I banged Ryan Gosling last night. Impossible. He was with me. No homo. 2
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