Disillusioned Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 I found this on the HD of my old computer... I wrote it a couple of years ago after my first speed dating fiascoes... It was quite a while since I’d been on a date, Up ‘til then, I was resigned to my fate. I’d given up parties, and hanging with slobs For a bachelor’s life: I was holding three jobs. So I heard of speed dating, I’d give it a fling, Maybe I’d get a chick under my wing. That sure would be nice, just to break the routine, So I bought some new duds, and was looking quite keen. I got to the place, it was a small sleazy bar, The stupid valet put a dent in my car. Our disorganized hostess forgot half her notes, A relief to the shills with forged tags on their coats! She announced, “in five minutes, the party will start, So listen up, don’t try to cheat or act smart. Pick a number, and sit yourselves down Link to post Share on other sites
Cee Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 That poem is genius. You have a real writing talent. And I have done speed dating too and it seems like disorganization goes with the territory. Thanks for sharing that. Made me laugh. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Disillusioned Posted August 27, 2011 Author Share Posted August 27, 2011 Ehh... damn board software chopped off 2/3 of it... Link to post Share on other sites
bluenightowl Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 I found this on the HD of my old computer... I wrote it a couple of years ago after my first speed dating fiascoes... It was quite a while since I’d been on a date, Up ‘til then, I was resigned to my fate. I’d given up parties, and hanging with slobs For a bachelor’s life: I was holding three jobs. So I heard of speed dating, I’d give it a fling, Maybe I’d get a chick under my wing. That sure would be nice, just to break the routine, So I bought some new duds, and was looking quite keen. I got to the place, it was a small sleazy bar, The stupid valet put a dent in my car. Our disorganized hostess forgot half her notes, A relief to the shills with forged tags on their coats! She announced, “in five minutes, the party will start, So listen up, don’t try to cheat or act smart. Pick a number, and sit yourselves down I agree. Very good! Link to post Share on other sites
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