MivharMeni Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 But he's such a sweet and nice dork. We met last year in the chatroom. Never went out because he too nervous and shy to met a girl off the internet. What ever..... After getting stood up 3 times I cut him off. He contacted me around the first of the year to wish me a happy new years (lame) and contacted me again after V-day. We talked and finally went on a date. He is not a looker but not a beast either. He's just your basic looking dorky white guy.....in a $100K BMW. I can honestly say I have never been the type of simple woman who would be turned on by a damn car until that nite. I felt "special", lol. We went and got some pasta from my favorite pasta place (plus he had a coupon) and went back to his loft...which was soooooooooooooooooooo CLEAN. That is so rare of a single man to not live in a pig sty. Of course since he works so much he's not the one cleaning it, his housekeeper is. So he's a lazy dork too. All we did at his place was watch the news and complain about the economy. I did kiss him and he had CLEAN BREATH!!!!! A very amature kisser but I like taking the lead anyway. I guess I'm just gonna take it one day at a time. I don't know how to handle a shy guy.
quietGuy13 Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 don't feel ashamed. I'm stupid and dork too and i would be sad if my current friend doesn't at least like me as a friend.
Author MivharMeni Posted February 26, 2011 Author Posted February 26, 2011 don't feel ashamed. I'm stupid and dork too and i would be sad if my current friend doesn't at least like me as a friend. I LOVE him as a friend. I'm just shocked at myself that I want to take it further. He is so so so so so so so so so intelligent. I enjoyed the 3hrs we spent watching the new and raising hell. I want to be with him everyday, though that is not possible because of his job. He works all day and even has to bring work home at nite. After we discussed his work schedule at the most I'll be able to spend the nite at least 1 day a week. Which is not a big deal considering I'm a mother and work 60hrs a week and am in school. He goes to the gym 4-5 times a week and is always complaining about being sore. Since he is so shy I'm thinking about loosing him up by giving him a massage. Maybe that would make him more comfortable.
SmileFace Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 I like the BMW part. "thats what she said"
mo mo Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 you fell in love with whale penis??????????????? OMG 1. The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season. I guess anything is possible, right?
SmileFace Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 you fell in love with whale penis??????????????? OMG 1. The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season. I guess anything is possible, right? SO!! he had a whale penis and a BMW !!! WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!
Graviton Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 You should move to Germany. Most guys seem to drive BMW, Mercedes and Porsche there. At least that's the idea you get when you drive over the Autobahn. Then put some pumping music on and watch those crazy Germans race with 250KM/H past you in their fat cars. (no speed limits on many parts of the Autobahn) (And they'd go faster too if the cars weren't electronically limited to not go faster than 250KM/H)
fishtaco Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 "thats what she said" LOL! That's first non-sexual use of that line, evar!
mo mo Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 You should move to Germany. Most guys seem to drive BMW, Mercedes and Porsche there. At least that's the idea you get when you drive over the Autobahn. Then put some pumping music on and watch those crazy Germans race with 250KM/H past you in their fat cars. (no speed limits on many parts of the Autobahn) (And they'd go faster too if the cars weren't electronically limited to not go faster than 250KM/H) Audi owner here looking to make that trip one day
Nexus One Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 (edited) You should move to Germany. Most guys seem to drive BMW, Mercedes and Porsche there. At least that's the idea you get when you drive over the Autobahn. Then put some pumping music on and watch those crazy Germans race with 250KM/H past you in their fat cars. (no speed limits on many parts of the Autobahn) (And they'd go faster too if the cars weren't electronically limited to not go faster than 250KM/H) And roll open your window to smell the Wunderbaum odor in the air. I was surprised to find out that the air in Germany actually does smell like a Wunderbaum when you drive over the Autobahn. I think it's from all the pollination from the trees that creates that kind of odor in the air there. Edited February 26, 2011 by Nexus One
Author MivharMeni Posted February 26, 2011 Author Posted February 26, 2011 This must be a sign. It's funny that you mentioned Germany because he is German, lol. I'm gonna google German cuisine in hopes that one day I might get to show off my cooking skills. Other than sausage and pot roast I don't know what is considered German food???? I'm black and I only know how to get down with Italian cuisine.
mo mo Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 This must be a sign. It's funny that you mentioned Germany because he is German, lol. I'm gonna google German cuisine in hopes that one day I might get to show off my cooking skills. Other than sausage and pot roast I don't know what is considered German food???? I'm black and I only know how to get down with Italian cuisine. sauerkraut they call them krauts for a reason
Titania22 Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 This must be a sign. It's funny that you mentioned Germany because he is German, lol. I'm gonna google German cuisine in hopes that one day I might get to show off my cooking skills. Other than sausage and pot roast I don't know what is considered German food???? I'm black and I only know how to get down with Italian cuisine. Rolladen and kassler are german dishes, don't forget sauerkraut, boiled potatoes and gravy made with speck.
ascendotum Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 I start reading this thinking, wow you're an unusual woman, falling for a 'dork' who is really nervous, is not good looking, who flakes on you a number of times, contacts you infrequently with 'lame' txts, doesn't have much time for a woman because of work, and then I get to the $100K BMW bit. . That saved the day for our dorky teutonic friend. How long will that special feeling from sitting in those fine grain merino leather seats offset his unromantic, introvert, work driven nature.
Titania22 Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 I start reading this thinking, wow you're an unusual woman, falling for a 'dork' who is really nervous, is not good looking, who flakes on you a number of times, contacts you infrequently with 'lame' txts, doesn't have much time for a woman because of work, and then I get to the $100K BMW bit. . That saved the day for our dorky teutonic friend. How long will that special feeling from sitting in those fine grain Merino leather seats offset his unromantic, introvert, work driven nature. This made me lol so much.
Eddie Edirol Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 How long will that special feeling from sitting in those fine grain merino leather seats offset his unromantic, introvert, work driven nature. It will be for a couple more months, then she will post here about how he works too much and cant spend more time with her, wont change his scedule, and hes too much of a dork because he can talk economics all day but cant talk sexy romantic. I say start the wagers at 2 more months.
fishtaco Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 It will be for a couple more months, then she will post here about how he works too much and cant spend more time with her, wont change his scedule, and hes too much of a dork because he can talk economics all day but cant talk sexy romantic. I say start the wagers at 2 more months. I would say it depends on if he's over extending himself in order to have a $100k BMW. If the guy is loaded, and he's showering her with expensive gifts all the time, because that's just a drop in the bucket, then she'd stay longer. Heck if some woman was throwing expensive gifts at me, I'd stick around longer too.
Pfiend101 Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Well gentlemen. Here is another example that money WILL get you women. Despite what women say. I wish you good luck with this guy.
Jynxx Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 OP, ignore the negativity, your post was awesome, you seem to be a very mature, unjudgemental and overall cool person. Gl with the relationship.
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