Juggs Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 I have my private stash.... Am I the only woman here who enjoys a little solo porn when his royal highness is away? Link to post Share on other sites
End of my rope Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 I have a book of erotica. It's a collection of short stories. He knows I have it and read it when I need inspiration while he's gone. Link to post Share on other sites
Sundaymorning Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Sometimes I will watch it, but simply for the hilarity of it all. Some porn is simply hilarious....take this for instance.... http://tgp.89.com/gallery/preview/?p=xUDO4-j-3ET- Buying porn is something I would not do....I am too cheap. AND I would rather have the real thing...call upon the boyfriend for some royal lovin! So... Link to post Share on other sites
Author Juggs Posted April 12, 2004 Author Share Posted April 12, 2004 If you want to watch porn for the hillarity of it, check out a porn bloopers tape.... Wow is that hysterical! Link to post Share on other sites
Arabess Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Too bad I didn't have that link for my EASTER cards!!! HAHAHA! I have my own personal collection of porn and swap them around with guy friends. Link to post Share on other sites
tattoomytoe Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 see i am one of those girls who does not even masterbate! call me crazy- but i just cannot get into it or do.....i do not know why. But porn does get me excited and horny, just not to touch myself. Personally i love to read a good sex novel.....that gets inspires me! Link to post Share on other sites
Sundaymorning Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Originally posted by tattoomytoe see i am one of those girls who does not even masterbate! call me crazy- but i just cannot get into it or do.....i do not know why. But porn does get me excited and horny, just not to touch myself. Personally i love to read a good sex novel.....that gets inspires me! I deny that I masterbate as well......cause I dont think using a Extendable showerhead= masterbation I would totally suggest you try this one...showerheads are the most amazing thing in my life other than my most amazing boyfriend!!! Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 I deny that I masterbate as well......cause I dont think using a Extendable showerhead= masterbation ROTFL! While we're at it (well, not literally LOL) - can we PLEASE spell it correctly? It's mastUrbate. Link to post Share on other sites
Arabess Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 I like to pride myself that I actually DON'T need a man for anything!! Link to post Share on other sites
Sundaymorning Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Originally posted by moimeme I deny that I masterbate as well......cause I dont think using a Extendable showerhead= masterbation ROTFL! While we're at it (well, not literally LOL) - can we PLEASE spell it correctly? It's mastUrbate. I hang my head in shame because I normally am a great speller. Damn! Link to post Share on other sites
tattoomytoe Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Originally posted by moimeme I deny that I masterbate as well......cause I dont think using a Extendable showerhead= masterbation ROTFL! While we're at it (well, not literally LOL) - can we PLEASE spell it correctly? It's mastUrbate. does that just drive you up the wall..spelling incorectly? Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 does that just drive you up the wall..spelling [color=red]incorectly[/color]? Yes. But I recognize that a LOT of people have learning disorders and that there are typos. However, everybody spells 'lose' as 'loose' and 'masturbate' as 'masterbate' and that drives me bugs Link to post Share on other sites
HokeyReligions Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Originally posted by Juggs If you want to watch porn for the hillarity of it, check out a porn bloopers tape.... Wow is that hysterical! OMG! I'm not really into porn (I still think its mostly degrading and not at all titillating) -- I've seen a couple of movies that had me laughing with the ridiculousness of it all, but bloopers might be something I would watch for the hilarity of it! (There used to be X-rated Candid Camera which was funny) I guess when I get home I'll log on and do a search for Porn Bloopers -- unless someone can provide a link with more information? I've seen some Playgirl magazines that were interesting, but visually I don't find any of it stimulating. If you want hot, romantic sex -- read the Clan of the Cave Bear books -- The Valley of Horses and beyond after Ayla leaves the clan and finds Jondalar. Whew! There is romance, love, and lust like you've never read anywhere! Great instructional material too! I've tried masturbation a few times. I'm not comfortable with it and don't care for it. I want the real thing or nothing at all. Note: I don't consider some photos or even movies of naked bodies as pornography. Context means a lot. Sex pictures or movies that are there for the sole purpose of arousing the viewer and enticing them to masturbate or to have sex with someone is what I find degrading. As art or instruction, I do not see it as pornography, even if the image does inspire lust. For example: We now have a series of movies (with appropriate music and lighting), which show various couples having sex. These are sexy and romantic and inspiring -- but they are made as instructional movies for handicapped people and demonstrate various techniques used to bring the partner to climax and emotional support/therapy for making a connection on a deeper level. It's still couples having sex, but its different. Its not just human animals rutting in heat. I can't explain it. Link to post Share on other sites
Fedup&givingup Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Originally posted by Sundaymorning Sometimes I will watch it, but simply for the hilarity of it all. Some porn is simply hilarious....take this for instance.... http://tgp.89.com/gallery/preview/?p=xUDO4-j-3ET- Buying porn is something I would not do....I am too cheap. AND I would rather have the real thing...call upon the boyfriend for some royal lovin! So... Thanks for the link! There's a woman with balls LOL More balls than Tiger Woods.... Link to post Share on other sites
Fedup&givingup Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Originally posted by Sundaymorning Sometimes I will watch it, but simply for the hilarity of it all. Some porn is simply hilarious....take this for instance.... http://tgp.89.com/gallery/preview/?p=xUDO4-j-3ET- Buying porn is something I would not do....I am too cheap. AND I would rather have the real thing...call upon the boyfriend for some royal lovin! So... Thank you, Easter Bunny! Link to post Share on other sites
Fedup&givingup Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Originally posted by moimeme does that just drive you up the wall..spelling [color=red]incorectly[/color]? Yes. But I recognize that a LOT of people have learning disorders and that there are typos. However, everybody spells 'lose' as 'loose' and 'masturbate' as 'masterbate' and that drives me bugs And it irritates me when people spell "favor" "favour" Link to post Share on other sites
Arabess Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 I don't know Merry if it's a learning disorder.....I just can't spell! My grammer is worse than my spelling and my math is worse than either one of those. Link to post Share on other sites
HokeyReligions Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Originally posted by Fedup&givingup And it irritates me when people spell "favor" "favour" I worked for a Canadian bank for so long that I spell favour and colour with 'u'. It depends on what part of the world a person lives. I just can't type and don't always go back and correct my typos! Link to post Share on other sites
tattoomytoe Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 i just type, sometimes my fingers work right other times they do not! Link to post Share on other sites
tattoomytoe Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 maybe that is why i do not masturbate! do ya'll watch sex and the city? funny stuff! Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Oh yeah, gals, no worries. I don't sit here grumbling 'that damn Arabess and her typos' ROTFL!!! I'm a little less nuts than that, thank heavens Link to post Share on other sites
moimeme Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 And it irritates me when people spell "favor" "favour" Oh well. You see, it's not wrong where the ones that bug me are. So my irritation is legitimate Link to post Share on other sites
End of my rope Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Originally posted by HokeyReligions I've seen some Playgirl magazines that were interesting, but visually I don't find any of it stimulating. If you want hot, romantic sex -- read the Clan of the Cave Bear books -- The Valley of Horses and beyond after Ayla leaves the clan and finds Jondalar. Whew! There is romance, love, and lust like you've never read anywhere! Great instructional material too! God I love those books! Have you read the whole series? You're right about there being some steamy love scenes in them. Link to post Share on other sites
Arabess Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Originally posted by tattoomytoe maybe that is why i do not masturbate! Ahhhh...and just when I thought I had figured out my 'typo' problem..... Link to post Share on other sites
HiDDeN PiGLeT Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 i watch porn and read romance novels. and i'm proud to admit that when i'm home away from school an db/f that i get 3 channels of porn and i enjoy flipping thru them when there's nothing else on tv. i watch porn with my friends and b/f alike. Link to post Share on other sites
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