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Old 28th July 2006, 2:23 PM   #1
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My theory as to why men cheat

One thing women don't get about men is how our entire self identity and worth is in some way tied to our cocks. Think about it. We always throw around the phrase "big dick" to denote an alpha succussful male and "small dick" when we want to point out someone is a loser. We always imaging the guy with the big cock to be the guy who has got it made in all aspects of life. In fact - I'm willing to bet that many men would rather be born with a big cock and into middle class family that with a 4 inch cock and a super-rich family. Having the big cock has no substitute for being the ultimate symbol of the male favored by nature to be naturally superior. I'd so far as to say that most of us would imagine life to be without purpose if our cock was amputated. Imagine that life - most of us can't. We just think about how we'd off ourselves. Life, at least during our sexual years is all about our maleness, our sex organ.

Now when you first fell in love with your spouse - remember how she admired your cock? She fondled it, sucked it, told you how perfect it is and how estatic it made her feel when you slid it inside her. Maybe some of your spouses gave it a name even. She could barely keep her hands off of it and couldn't stop telling you how great and special it was. During that time she made you feel like a sexual demi-god, which in turn made you feel like an aplha male - proud and powerful.

Fast forward 5 or so years. The cock is still the barometer of your self-worth as it was before. But now the wife can barely stand looking at it much less touch it. She no longer admires it in any way and in fact you seem to have noticed her show some distaste a few times wnhen it gets hard. She rejects your cock, she rejects your maleness. She rejects you. You're no longer the alpha male in her eyes. You're just a dud. This rejection is severe. It hits at the core of your reason to be here. This rejection is far worse than the ladies imagine because they don't have an anatomical equivalent of the cock themselves. But this rejection has left their marriage in a very vulnerable state.

Now comes the lady in the office or that one in the coffee shop that you see every so often. Now she starts paying attention to you and before long you're in the sack with her. Now guess who loves the cock? Now you feel validated again. Here you were starting to think you were a dud - but now this fine young lady loves your cock and can't get enough of it. You're back! You're an alpha again! It's what you always wanted back all along ..!
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Old 28th July 2006, 3:19 PM   #2
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I have to agree with you. They don't call me "tripod" for nothing. I have always considered my penis to be the center of my universe. I've gotten on every mailing list dealing with the male sex organ since email was created. I've ordered every product and it's gotten so long now they call me the "Drag King." I had to move out of my condominium and into a condomaximum.

Sounds to me like you're on to something here...
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Old 28th July 2006, 3:24 PM   #3
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so THAT'S what the "T" stands for in your name!!!

interesting theory – there's prolly more truth to it than not.
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Old 28th July 2006, 3:25 PM   #4
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Better get the ole flame suit on, friend. Although I have to admit that there may be some truth to this theory of yours.
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Old 28th July 2006, 3:28 PM   #5
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I choked on this one. (not a penis I choked on).

This is hilarious and probably true!

Perhaps wedding vows need to be changed to allow for the penis to be included as a separate but united entity in marriage?

Do you take this penis, to love, honor, and cherish, if flaccid or erect, in your mouth, anus, or vagina until death do you part?

I now pronounce you husband, wife, and penis.

Maybe men would take the vows more seriously if they involved their penis in them?
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Old 28th July 2006, 3:42 PM   #6
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could be true...or it could be the fact that guys tend to get tired of their girlfriends after a while. they seem to get boring... then they move onto porn. but once that starts to get old..they have no choice but to see other people while keeping their current girlfriend on the side. cant go wrong with that...
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Old 28th July 2006, 3:53 PM   #7
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Interesting...however

You have some valid points, however...there is another organ which will take control eventually.

As long as men believe their "cock" is the center of their universe then they are in for a rude awakening.

Don't get me wrong...I personally like the "cock."

That being said, when the wife learns your "cock" has gone elsewhere; the "cock" will no longer in control and you'll go back. Then it's not the "cock" that is speaking...no, no, no, no...it's that other tool...your brain. Which you should have used to begin with before your "cock" found somewhere else to go.

And if you think your "cock" will be the center of the universe when you go home...you might want to re-tool your thought process with your brain...cause that "cock" universe won't be seen for a long time...lol.

As for being the Alpha Male...you need to ask him...I'm sure he'll add his 2 cents in too.
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Old 28th July 2006, 3:55 PM   #8
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I choked on this one. (not a penis I choked on).

This is hilarious and probably true!

Perhaps wedding vows need to be changed to allow for the penis to be included as a separate but united entity in marriage?

Do you take this penis, to love, honor, and cherish, if flaccid or erect, in your mouth, anus, or vagina until death do you part?

I now pronounce you husband, wife, and penis.

Maybe men would take the vows more seriously if they involved their penis in them?
It's like Charlotte said in Sex and the City:

"TREY! I'm tired of being married to your penis! I'm a person! And this is supposed to be a relationship! And I am DONE walking on eggshells. Ooooooo, don't talk about moving in, in front of the penis cause it might go soft. And, and the penis likes this and the penis doesn't like that and THE PENIS WANTS TO BE MEASURED!"
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Old 28th July 2006, 4:00 PM   #9
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It's like Charlotte said in Sex and the City:

"TREY! I'm tired of being married to your penis! I'm a person! And this is supposed to be a relationship! And I am DONE walking on eggshells. Ooooooo, don't talk about moving in, in front of the penis cause it might go soft. And, and the penis likes this and the penis doesn't like that and THE PENIS WANTS TO BE MEASURED!"

The penis responds best to positive reinforcement. It is best to ignore it's bad behaviors and reward its good ones.............
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Old 28th July 2006, 4:10 PM   #10
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It's like Charlotte said in Sex and the City:

"TREY! I'm tired of being married to your penis! I'm a person! And this is supposed to be a relationship! And I am DONE walking on eggshells. Ooooooo, don't talk about moving in, in front of the penis cause it might go soft. And, and the penis likes this and the penis doesn't like that and THE PENIS WANTS TO BE MEASURED!"
I was just thinking of that too when i read that norajane! I love that show
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Old 28th July 2006, 4:42 PM   #11
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I choked on this one. (not a penis I choked on).

This is hilarious and probably true!

Perhaps wedding vows need to be changed to allow for the penis to be included as a separate but united entity in marriage?

Do you take this penis, to love, honor, and cherish, if flaccid or erect, in your mouth, anus, or vagina until death do you part?

I now pronounce you husband, wife, and penis.

Maybe men would take the vows more seriously if they involved their penis in them?
You seriously have one of the best sense of humor on LS.
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Old 28th July 2006, 4:47 PM   #12
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You seriously have one of the best sense of humor on LS.
Well for cripes sakes I have to have a good sense of humor. Just look at me.

<<<<--------------- me
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Old 28th July 2006, 4:54 PM   #13
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Well for cripes sakes I have to have a good sense of humor. Just look at me.

<<<<--------------- me
Whatever! I've seen your husband's pic and I know that's not you!

Hey, by the way, has AC been around lately? I haven't seen him.
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Old 28th July 2006, 4:57 PM   #14
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Yeah I read that as she ejects your cock!

This theory makes sense. I can see exactly what you're talking about Willis!
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Old 28th July 2006, 5:04 PM   #15
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Whatever! I've seen your husband's pic and I know that's not you!

Hey, by the way, has AC been around lately? I haven't seen him.
No sign of AC but I bet I could tame his Mr. Wiggles!

ummmmm H is yummmy..... ummmmm on his way home to have his penis worshipped by me.

I worshipped it last night. My goodness this thread is on target. I am going out with him tonight and I plan to remind him all night about how magnificent his penis is...... I will report back with findings this weekend.
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