[Ladylay]

1. It is important to find a man that looks good in a dinner suit at society dinner dances.

2. It is important to find a man that makes good money.

3. It is important to find a man who will keep you satisfied in the sack.

and MOST important....

4. It is important that these three men never meet

[quankanne]

reminds me of the one where a little old lady scandalizes one of her young friends when she admits she's always fantasized about having two men at the same time. One to cook, one to clean ....