My girlfriend' s dog licked my ass causing me to jam my head into a glass table, step on the dog, making it yelp, and waking up mom, dad, granny, and my girlfriend's five sisters at 2am in the morning. I was a freshman in college and she was a junior in high school.
Farts can be embarassing too. I do not fart in front of women--never--end of sentence, but occasionally a woman has let go as we were going at it. I am sure she was mortified, but I ignored it and kept on plugging.
Ok, I do have a question though but it's a little off the topic. You said you NEVER fart in front of a woman. This tells me SO much! You're obviously single and have never had a long term relationship!
So wrong Coco. Divorced now, but married for ten years. Mostly long term relationships. I just think it is crass and rude--both ways. Now, if I can sneak it, I might, and sickness and sleeep do not count. But most people can control their farts--they can hold in, walk away, go out of the room, whatever. To not do so is just ignorant and lazy in my opinion.
And one more thing: You say you NEVER fart in front of a woman as if you can ALWAYS control it. Do you think that girl "just let one fly" because she didn't feel like controlling it in that moment?
OMG...just re-read my post above. This is sad...this is what my night has deteriorated to!
So wrong Coco. Divorced now, but married for ten years. Mostly long term relationships. I just think it is crass and rude--both ways. Now, if I can sneak it, I might, and sickness and sleeep do not count. But most people can control their farts--they can hold in, walk away, go out of the room, whatever. To not do so is just ignorant and lazy in my opinion.
Sorry, I didn't see this...wrote my last post before seeing this one.
That's such an interesting answer. My H does it all the time and I always tell him that he can control it if he wanted to and he says he can't. But I've never really believed him!
But what about the girl...you think she could have controlled it? I mean she wasn't sick or asleep, right?
So wrong Coco. Divorced now, but married for ten years. Mostly long term relationships. I just think it is crass and rude--both ways. Now, if I can sneak it, I might, and sickness and sleeep do not count. But most people can control their farts--they can hold in, walk away, go out of the room, whatever. To not do so is just ignorant and lazy in my opinion.
True. I've lived with my husband for 2 years, and I have never heard him fart once! lol I don't either, I really try to control it!
I think the most embarassing moment I ever had was right before sex, I was on top of him, taking off my Tshirt, and it got stuck on my head!! I thought "OH F?CKKKK" I couldn't get it off my head and my arms were stuck too, I just started laughing so hard. It really killed the mood
But what about the girl...you think she could have controlled it? I mean she wasn't sick or asleep, right?
I was on top of her and I am sure she thought she could control it but with the pushing and all, I imagine it slipped out. Probably more of a consequence of size and weight more than anything. And for the most part, farts are controllable or avoidable.
Glitter---that is not embarassing....that sounds like fun. I would have had a blast with you tied up like that
Nope not saying that at all. People are different. Personally I feel they are controllable and certainly comfort level is a huge factor. But if it bothers you I say that yes for the most part he can control it.
No embarrassing moments for me....to share yet...still getting over it
Lishy, sorry to post it here, but I can't find the OP. How did it go yesterday with the doormat...uhm, I mean door man?
Hahhahaha .... Well i went and met the guy and his friends for his birthday ...... he changed the venue which was excellent so i didnt see me bouncer friend!!!!!! (which is great)
Anyway this other guy was out who is really nice. A few years older than me and been in the same situation. We have known each other a month and he came food shopping with me in the week. I kinda like him but I am not sure how i really feel. I asked him around for dinner one night this week and he seemed keen but i am not sure if its a good idea. He has been seeing a girl for the last 3 months but says it is just casual and that she knows that. I wont mess with another girls man so its a weird situation. I dont even know what he thinks about me although I get the feeling he does kinda like me.
We both flirt with each other but also with others as well.
Time will tell i guess lol. Any tips for me on this one?
Hey Lishy, I was wondering the same thing about that guy.
And to 933, so you're saying that my H is lazy and ignorant. He's really not. Maybe he's just TOO comfortable with me!
I think a lot of people in NC are very comfortable about their farts. Family members from my husband's side don't care if there are 20 people in the room, they fart loud and proud
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