[SadFellow2004]

Ha ha ha this is great, I was going out with my ex for a year, she breaks up with me in October, she had been talking to a marine during september that she dated for 2 weeks before he got sent off and she was trying to hide it from me. I found out that she had been talking to him and told her to stop, she does it still for another 2 weeks so we have a break, we get back together for about a week and i find out shes still talking to him so we break up, i was stupid for not seeing that she was interested in this guy still. So my friend sees her at the mall yesterday, she used to weigh 160 in october last I saw her, I like my girls a little thick, she had a nice butt and all. Now my friend tells me she is at least pushing 200. And now she is trying to say hi to me again and show interest in me. Thats crazy how she gained 40 pounds in the course of about 2 months. She must be depressed. It makes me happy to know this though because she broke it off with me and I was depressed for 2 months. Karma is a biyotch.

[alphamale]

ha ha ah she is a FAT COW NOW.. hahah ah ha ha ah ha

serves her right. pretty soon she'll be big enuf for 4 marines.

ahhh...but that is just more to love for them. HA ha hahHA ha hha

[johan]

Hope they let him use the Humvees on dates.

[VirginiaBob]

Awesome!!!

The same thing happened with 2 of my ex's, they ballooned right up and I'm hoping the one that just left me does too (she was starting to "show" before she left me) . Then I could start the, "my ex is so fat..." jokes. They always call you and want you back after they balloon up to. It happens every time. And then you just say to them, "I'm f****** someone else thinner and more attractive than you" and laugh your a** off in her face (making moo sounds and oink sounds helps too).

[alphamale]

Originally posted by VirginiaBob
Then I could start the, "my ex is so fat..." jokes. They always call you and want you back after they balloon up to. It happens every time. And then you just say to them, "I'm f****** someone else thinner and more attractive than you" and laugh your a** off in her face (making moo sounds and oink sounds helps too).

Ahhh...just go to burger king and buy like four triple whoppers with cheese and extra mayo and drop the bag off on her front porch.

[VirginiaBob]

On a side note, the guy that one of my ex's left me for actually left her because she was getting too fat. And he told her that too, kept telling her, "could you start dieting" etc. I made sure to add to her pain when she called me.

[SadFellow2004]

Dude that is a great idea alpha male, If I wanted to be a real evil genius I might do that. HAhah