[Arieltke]

Ok these girls think I am psycho! Hello everyone. I am here to tell you that I am new on the dating scene and boy am I testing the waters. I have these new little neighbor girls that moved in that have the notion that I am Mr. Psycho man. Well let me tell you readers out there that I might be a little crazy, creative, romantic, and just getting over a divorce but far from dangerous psycho.

Here is the story. And I am writing and rambling as I go so please follow along. Lets get back to my little neighbor girls. They are ok looking compared to my ex wife nothing special and around the same age. I am 25 they are 22. And they are both sluts. Now I could have easily taken the dirty road and had sex with the one that chose me by now but I tried something different, me being crushed in my last relationship, realized that this girl is jumping from guy to guy because she has just been dealt a bad hand by some guy recently. I have seen her in the 2 weeks that she has been next door already bring home a guy and she has already paid me two booty calls, one which was successful but I did not take advantage of her, the other I told her I was already busy with another girl. But I will get to that later.

I am a private investigator. For some reason that fact freaked the girls out. But I am also a writer and a musician. I wrote a song/poem for this girl explaining my feelings. That has always been the best way that that I can express my feeling to any woman. I told her that I just wanted to treat her right. That I didn’t want to just use her for sex and that I saw the real beauty that she possessed. Now regardless if this was true or not I was just trying a whole new angle to my dating techniques. Her roommate called my roommate right after getting the letter and asked if I was psycho. Later that night she called me for a booty call. I explained to her that I was busy. The next day I sent her a dozen PINK and WHITE flowers. With a much tamer poem. Now I understand all of you out there don’t know me, I easily write 4 or 5 poems a day. I think I have 2 or 3 on here when I was going through the heaviest part of my divorce. Anyways I just got a call from my roommate he told me that the girls really thought I was psycho now. That is why I decided to post. I didn’t know that writing poems and sending flowers constituted a psycho.

Well at least I get to try all this out on sluts. I would appreciate any advice. And I call the girls sluts because I really do see more in the girl than sex. But it looks like she just wants to call me when she gets home from the bar. Maybe I need advice on how to fix that situation to get it where I can get her to think less psycho of me so I can just start tapping that ass.

Good times.

Ariel

[lqsanders]

im sorry i dont know what to say, thats a really really off the wall post ! ok one question i guess i missed. why did you send flowers if all you want to do is have sex. and you call them sluts because you see more in them than sex thats kinds wierd!

[disguy]

Umm you say these girls are new neighbors? so i take it that you hardly know them.. So yeah i can see how these girls can see you as a psycho if your sending them poems and writing them songs. (just trying to look at it from their perspective.) I think that most girls these days don't except stuff like that unless your in a committed relationship with them. These girls seem young and on the verge of trying new things and experimenting. Don't think that the poems and romantic gestures are what their looking for.

And I call the girls sluts because I really do see more in the girl than sex.

Did you type this correctly? If so, it makes absolutely no sense to me. If you see more in someone than just sex, they are a slut? Huh? Anyway.

Maybe I need advice on how to fix that situation to get it where I can get her to think less psycho of me so I can just start tapping that ass.

If you see more in her than just sex, why are you so keen on trying to convince her that you aren't psycho so that you can sleep with her?

Or is that sarcasm?

Stop writing her poetry/songs, and no more flowers!

1). You barely know her.
2). She thinks you're psycho.

The above are the only facts you will need to show yourself it's time you move on to the next girl in line, or stay single for a while until you sort out any leftover issues from your divorce.

Cheers.

-Deranged

[disguy]

Amen to that.