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Why Men are Just Happier People
Perhaps I'm repeating again - but here's another one ..........
Why Men Are Just Happier People -
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> What do you expect from such simple creatures?
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> His last name stays put.
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> The garage is all his.
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> Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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> Chocolate is just another snack.
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> He can be prime minister.
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> He can never be pregnant.
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> He can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
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> He can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
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> Car mechanics tell him the truth.
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> The world is his urinal.
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> He never have to drive to another service station toilet because this one
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> He doesn't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
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> Same work, more pay.
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> Wrinkles add character.
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> Wedding dress -- £3000. Tuxedo rental -- £100.
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> People never stare at his chest when he's talking to them
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> The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
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> New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle his feet.
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> One mood-all the time.
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> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
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> He knows stuff about tanks.
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> A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase
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> He can open all his own jars.
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> He gets extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
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> If someone forgets to invite him, he or she can still be his friend.
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> His underwear is £8.95 for three-pack.
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> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
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> He almost never has strap problems in public.
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> He is unable to see wrinkles in his clothes.
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> Everything on his face stays its original colour.
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> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
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> He only has to shave his face and neck.
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> He can play with toys all his life.
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> His belly usually hides his big hips.
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> One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.
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> He can wear shorts no matter how his legs look.
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> He can "do" his nails with a pocket-knife.
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> He has freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
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> He can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
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> No wonder men are happier
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