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Old 3rd January 2004, 2:24 AM   #1
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sex involvment

well the obvious qustion that an educator asks a sexual creature or person is that are you sexually-active?????????????? well i dave hath taken copious notes of said f-emale carly and her rotten-cheese attraction hath bringeth me to some love and anthony cheats the govermennt carly says she is sexually active but I dave know for a fact that said female carly is not sexuaklly active.........................she JUST LIES THERE Not ACTIVe while said male rodrigues-boy do-es all the work of love and animal yun gkhjqw and sometimes cheese is money-expensive but it smells like you know the image of which i dave do well speak
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Old 3rd January 2004, 2:26 AM   #2
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and the obvuious bird-love-sex-lover fro me dave
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Old 3rd January 2004, 2:53 AM   #3
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Old 3rd January 2004, 3:58 AM   #4
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lostforwords: You may not be dave's official translator, but I would again love to hear your take on this one.

jenny: you too.

dave: wut? WTF is with the cheese, dude?
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Old 3rd January 2004, 7:25 AM   #5
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I've never thought of sex smelling like cheese Dave......but maybe you have a point there!

How do you know this about Carly?
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Old 3rd January 2004, 1:36 PM   #6
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Sounds to me like "Previously, on General Hospital...", but I haven't had a chance to watch it in ages.

I think I have a lot of catching up to do.
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I, Dave, hath chosen to also photo with long lense which protrudes from my camera of life force and shows falic symbol erected in direction of assembled love mass. .... but telephoto lense being hard and erect will attract many horny love-sturved babes to my shift before deadline and I will go into press room behind ink barrel to press lense into soft, velvet case and make love froever more. .....
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Old 3rd January 2004, 3:06 PM   #7
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"looks like cheeze, man, like cheeeezzzzeee ..."

ugh, Dave, if you bring up reference to warm apple pie, I'll puke!
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Old 3rd January 2004, 4:24 PM   #8
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her rotten-cheese attraction
Maybe she is scraping it off the top. Poor hygiene.
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Old 3rd January 2004, 4:40 PM   #9
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48 Laws of Power p136
The danger is, however, that this kind of isolation will sire all kinds of strange and perverted ideas.
Maybe Dave doesn’t talk to many people, and because of that, some of these strange ideas have taken root. Maybe the isolation is driving him nuts.
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Old 3rd January 2004, 5:16 PM   #10
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I, Tony, take the obvious qustion to mean that a creature of sex being sexually active will go to the food court at the mall to achieve rection of substantial means for dick-lay of momentous proportion. Are you sexually-active?????????????? Well, I tony, hath taken copious amounts of viagra and other sexual stimulative forumulae in order to satisfy her rotten-cheese attraction that bringeth me to some love.

I know for a fact that female carly is definitely sexuaklly active.........................but she JUST LIES THERE in turkey lay position for forward thrust activity that will last for hours under the moonlit sky of life. My love image is of cheese that is aged and smelly like the fever blistered pine nut dressing on decayed mother of ham last fourth of july in Gary, Indiana. Gina hath told me so for she is waiting with bait breath for me to plunge into her subject matter with my tripod of love that will give her shivers of joy which shall be known to all women.
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Old 3rd January 2004, 5:49 PM   #11
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