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Old 19th February 2009, 2:25 AM   #1
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A religion that lets you do whatever you want

Universalism is the only religion that lets you do whatever you want. It's good news. There's true freedom in it. You can be a serial cop killer and still go to heaven. You can murder 50 cops and commit suicide afterwards and still go to heaven.

You can shoplift from wal-mart and still go to heaven. If it wasn't illegal I probably would steal for a living.

You can get 20 women pregnant and still go to heaven. Jesus died for ALL sin including the sin of unbelief and all blasphemy.

You can even curse the Holy Spirit on your death bed and call Him every foul name in the book and still go to heaven.

Universalism works for me. Why? I have no guilt about anything I do. If I want to curse God and call Him every foul name in the book I do it until my heart is content and I don't feel bad afterwards.

At this point I'm going to heaven whether I want to or not. Yes you can do whatever you want and believe whatever you want and still go to heaven.

My next book will be titled "How to be free from sin while calling God a butthead during a thunderstorm" or

"How to be free from sin while thinking about God in a sexual way."

Christians would love to get their hands on God and have sex with Him. They just know they want to!

I don't care what any of you say. I'm going to heaven and so are you! I am free from sin even if I'm into prostitution and preaching the gospel after every sex session.
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Old 19th February 2009, 2:34 AM   #2
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I just believe in a higher power and don't follow any church. I am not a fan of organized religion but I do believe there is something beyond this world that holds it together.
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Old 19th February 2009, 2:38 AM   #3
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Anyone who is not a part of organized religion is on the right track as far as I'm concerned. I can appreciate your viewpoint. Anything is better than the guilt & fear based religions of the world.

As for me there is no hell, no reincarnation, no purgatory. There is just heaven that waits for us all at the end of this life.

Why are we here in the first place? I don't know. However I don't think we're here to learn anything before we're fit to be with God in heaven. There is nothing that I need to accomplish before I'm qualified to go to heaven. I'm good to go anytime regardless of how I lived my life.
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Old 19th February 2009, 4:48 AM   #4
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This is just total repetition and trolling. What a pointless thread. I hope it gets deleted.

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Old 19th February 2009, 4:14 PM   #5
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Who cares if it gets deleted? I've got nothing to lose by speaking my mind on here. I'm just living up my freedom to do whatever the hell I want. That means I don't have to worry about who might be offended either because I'm still going to heaven!

I could care less if I get banned! I'm already a member of 12 other internet forums.
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Old 19th February 2009, 4:34 PM   #6
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You can even curse the Holy Spirit on your death bed and call Him every foul name in the book and still go to heaven.

oh, and I imagine St. Pete's gonna be at the Pearly Gates, just waiting for you, so he can administer an ass-whuppin' on behalf of the Big Guy
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Old 20th February 2009, 10:24 AM   #7
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Just about everything you've said is complete rubbish.

Anyone who believes you would be considered a fool. I suggest you get some professional help....
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Old 20th February 2009, 10:59 AM   #8
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*ppppfffftttt*

thanks, moose ~ you just made me spit out my crackers from laughing so hard!
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Old 20th February 2009, 11:02 AM   #9
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Try abstinence
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Old 20th February 2009, 11:26 AM   #10
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Chris, from the few posts I saw of yours, I thought you were an intelligent person. Now I see you are just as out of whack and ignorant as any radically religious person.

You will pay for killing 50 cops. Why you added "cops" to 50 people, I do not know. You will pay for your sins, but not in hell.

I would continue tearing this apart, but this is really just a troll, as someone above said.
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Old 20th February 2009, 11:37 AM   #11
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*ppppfffftttt*

thanks, moose ~ you just made me spit out my crackers from laughing so hard!
lol....sorry....
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You will pay for your sins, but not in hell.
Or even possibly on earth. According to the gospel, (As I understand it) IF chris250 came to Christ with a contrite heart, it's true.....at this point he'll go to heaven no matter what....

But....don't be fooled....it won't be anything like he's thinking....however, I have reason and just cause to believe that the Holy Spirit doesn't live in his heart at this point. If He did, this kind of talk wouldn't be coming out of his head....
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Old 20th February 2009, 12:50 PM   #12
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so if it originates from A Bunghole, we must assume that it's Satan speaking?

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Old 20th February 2009, 5:45 PM   #13
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Chris, when somebody who claims to see angels flying around them at all times fighting off evil thinks you need professional help (and I happen to agree), you know you've got problems.

The unfortunate thing is that you strike me as somebody who acts according to the consequences they might reap, but you no longer believe in any consequences. Thus you show little regard for others as is evidenced by your constant, repetitive and obnoxious preaching on a topic that everybody here have little or no interest in.

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Old 20th February 2009, 5:52 PM   #14
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so if it originates from A Bunghole, we must assume that it's Satan speaking?

I'm not sure. Every known religious commentator is called that by some of those with differing beliefs. Hence the anti Pope camp. The anti feel good Christian lite camp. The anti prosperity gospel camp. Those who place all Muslims with the suicide bombers etc. I guess only a few are able to bring out the passions of those who tend to be tolorant of almost all.
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Old 21st February 2009, 1:55 AM   #15
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Just about everything you've said is complete rubbish.

Anyone who believes you would be considered a fool. I suggest you get some professional help....

Your version of christianity's days are numbered buddy! As long as I'm living I will do everything I can to destroy this whole religious system and nobody is going to stop me!

I don't care how anybody here feels about it! For as long as I'm breathing I will continue to give church going people and preachers a hard time!

If I get banned from here I'll be giving christians a hard time on other forums. It's no skin off my back.

So why don't you just get lost because you know you can't win! Christianity will be put out of my business and I'm doing my part to contribute to that.

Heck I might as well start burning bibles because 90% of our modern day bible translations are quite disgusting. They make me sick to my stomach to read! I say steal all the bibles from all the pews in the baptist and catholic churches and burn them!

Good riddance!
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