[yes]

hey...

i have funny/weird news:

this guy asked to be my slave ... he said he doesnt want ANYTHING in return, and that he's at my service 24-7 with NO limitations.

any ideas of how i can funnily abuse this offer?? so far, i got him doing tons of push-ups and sit-ups every day (cuz he needs to work out...) ... he was ready to write an essay for me, but i said i'd do that myself...

is this weird or what by the way?

he has asked out a couple times before this ... when i refused to be his valentine, he came up with this slave idea...

any comments or ideas? thanks

[Bill]

This so reminds me of a joke...

A man was enjoying a drink at the bar when an exceptionally gorgeous young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward him.

Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.

The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand. He looked deeply into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said,

"Paint my house."

hey... i have funny/weird news: this guy asked to be my slave ... he said he doesnt want ANYTHING in return, and that he's at my service 24-7 with NO limitations. any ideas of how i can funnily abuse this offer?? so far, i got him doing tons of push-ups and sit-ups every day (cuz he needs to work out...) ... he was ready to write an essay for me, but i said i'd do that myself... is this weird or what by the way? he has asked out a couple times before this ... when i refused to be his valentine, he came up with this slave idea... any comments or ideas? thanks

[yes]

hey, thats an idea! 'cept i live with my parents and they might object :P

This so reminds me of a joke... A man was enjoying a drink at the bar when an exceptionally gorgeous young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition." Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was. The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand. He looked deeply into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said, "Paint my house."

[sparkle]

Tell him to work really hard, make a lot of money and send it to your dear friend Sparkle.