[Tony T]

OK, everybody. I'm going to just tell it like it is. I am mad, really mad, because my lady friends aren't going to give me anything for Valentine's Day. These are gals that I've been really good to for a very long time. I mean you'd think they would cut loose with a little dough on Valentine's Day for a nice guy like me.

And I'm not talking about flowers, balloons, chocolates, and junk like that. I don't even want crappy cards. I want expensive stuff that shows that I mean something to them.

I have told them I want stuff like cologne...the spray kind because I can't stand the splash on stuff and if anybody gives me Old Spice I'll never speak to them again in my life; concert tickets; complimentary seven-day cruises; coin collections; nice clothes that actually fit me...you know, good stuff like that.

When I get cheap cards and stuff it's like I feel they don't really care and don't recognize how good I've been to them. The recycling people don't much like those cards either.

What do I do with a bunch of friends who won't give me what I want and deserve? I'm just going to write them off...forget about them...and find friends who will give me stuff that I want and need.

And don't nobody respond to this post who doesn't agree with me because I just don't want to hear it and I won't read it.

But if you think I'm right and you agree with me totally and completely, please respond because I really want to hear from you.

[Ed]

OK Tony. Calm down. You've got it. Whatever you want.

o O (will somebody please call the psych ward while I keep him occupied)

I will email you my Swiss bank account number. But I warn you...there is a daily withdrawl limit of $500,000,000 USD per day. You'll just have to be happy with that for now.

Just stay right there and keep checking your email...it will be there soon.

o O (where is that damn phone number)

I'm sending that email. Just stay there and keep checking. OK?

ahhh...tony...and i thought i was the only one that thought $3.95 for a card is being cheap scum. and for gawdsake...cooking me dinner and giving me a massage. what the hell is that? it's not effort unless you're stretching into your wallet.

what point is it even KNOWING people if they aren't going to buy me something just because I want it.

i'm worth so much more than a thought. i'm worth at least $150. now that's REAL thought

i'm going to be one unhappy chappy tomorrow if i don't get something that sparkles, that has lots of petals, is gold plated or doesn't take-off with at least 150 people on board.

...and people have the nerve to criticise THAT???!

by the way....i really enjoyed your post tony. does that mean my compliment will get me a present...huh...huh??

[quankanne]

since you didn't specifically ask for the big screen TV with surround sound, Tony, I'm just gonna have to take your gift back to the store. Sorry, guy ...

I have told them I want stuff like cologne...the spray kind because I can't stand the splash on stuff and if anybody gives me Old Spice I'll never speak to them again in my life; concert tickets; complimentary seven-day cruises; coin collections; nice clothes that actually fit me...you know, good stuff like that.

[Tony T]

Nah, I'll take the TV...but just leave it at the door and ring the bell. I'm sort of busy right now.

tony you can HAVE my ticket to the av's game but it's tonight so you better hurry and happy valentines day!

OK, everybody. I'm going to just tell it like it is. I am mad, really mad, because my lady friends aren't going to give me anything for Valentine's Day. These are gals that I've been really good to for a very long time. I mean you'd think they would cut loose with a little dough on Valentine's Day for a nice guy like me. And I'm not talking about flowers, balloons, chocolates, and junk like that. I don't even want crappy cards. I want expensive stuff that shows that I mean something to them. I have told them I want stuff like cologne...the spray kind because I can't stand the splash on stuff and if anybody gives me Old Spice I'll never speak to them again in my life; concert tickets; complimentary seven-day cruises; coin collections; nice clothes that actually fit me...you know, good stuff like that. When I get cheap cards and stuff it's like I feel they don't really care and don't recognize how good I've been to them. The recycling people don't much like those cards either. What do I do with a bunch of friends who won't give me what I want and deserve? I'm just going to write them off...forget about them...and find friends who will give me stuff that I want and need. And don't nobody respond to this post who doesn't agree with me because I just don't want to hear it and I won't read it. But if you think I'm right and you agree with me totally and completely, please respond because I really want to hear from you.

[Tony T]

Happy Valentine's Day to you as well...but the only tickets I will accept will be to the SuperBowl, World Series and a Beatles reunion.

You go to the av's game and think of me.

[velvet]

Ahh, but first I'll be sending my stretch limo around to whisp you away to spend a week at the playboy mansion.

Where you get your pick of the playmates to escort you to an exotic nude beach filled with only beautiful women.

There you will than take a yaht filled with all the toys you can imagine to set sail across the sea. Than with the helocoptor this immaculate vessel carries, you than rise to the sky to make way to be sure that you get your 50,000,000 baby.

OK Tony. Calm down. You've got it. Whatever you want. o O (will somebody please call the psych ward while I keep him occupied) I will email you my Swiss bank account number. But I warn you...there is a daily withdrawl limit of $500,000,000 USD per day. You'll just have to be happy with that for now. Just stay right there and keep checking your email...it will be there soon. o O (where is that damn phone number) I'm sending that email. Just stay there and keep checking. OK?

awww okay...i did go and it was a pretty fun time! the glass got broke and when they were replacing it the glass next to it also broke!

at least we won, yeah!!!

Happy Valentine's Day to you as well...but the only tickets I will accept will be to the SuperBowl, World Series and a Beatles reunion.

You go to the av's game and think of me.

[sparkle]

Uh oh...I already sent you a year's supply of Old Spice.

But hey...it doesn't smell THAT bad.

Happy Valentine's Day

[quankanne]

hee-hee-heee ... I just love you guys, you've made my day today