A couple of days ago, i waited 3 hours outside the county jail to pick up my loving girlfriend Donna. Instead of getting a relieved hug and a kiss i got screamed at, cursed at, and threatened to have my genitals ripped off.
Here's what happened..
Me, Donna and her cousin Chuck(who's back from Iraq) go out to a bar to celebrate. We ran across some friends there and were having a great time. But Donna starts getting waaay too drunk, you know, starts blacking out. The bartender cuts her off and some how she was upsetting a few of the customers too. Eventually i overheard a guy talking to her about a party at his place and he leads her outside. Now me and Chuck know that Donna has a history of leaving bars alone to party with complete strangers and gotten into some pretty sticky situations. So we follow her outside and confront her. She swears she's not going to leave and she'll be right in. So we head in for one last drink. when we go back to look for her, she's gone! A quick look in the bar and she's not there either. Now i'm p*ssed. Yet again she's put herself in a dangerous situation by jumping into a strangers car. So me and chuck bounced. so once we get to my a call her cellphone....and my pocket rings! At some point someoone found her phone in the restroom and handed it to me.(yes i was wasted) It only took one call to the bar to find out that SHE'D BEEN ARRESTED! And you know the rest.
Turns out that after we left she accidentally bumped into someone? causing them to break a glass. The bartender actually told her "NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE!!" and then called the cops.
She's telling everyone she knows that the whole thing is MY fault! That i purposely left her there, then STOLE her phone so that she'd have no way back. She says that everyone is telling her to get a new boyfriend. really?! I say she had a pocket full of money and couldv'e called a cab or me or anyone! AND she got herself arrested.
I guess this question is for the girls. Is this really ALL my fault?
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