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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy ****! That must be my husband!'
So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man.
He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush, then started to run as fast as he could to his car.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'What do you mean, I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah??? Then why were you running?
And that folks............is how fights get started.
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And the moral of the story is, don't be such an idiot, and think before you react.LOL!!! I liked that.
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Tyra
And the moral of the story is, don't be such an idiot, and think before you react.LOL!!! I liked that.
haha.. in this case they were both idiots.. her for saying : that must be my husband.. and him for running away...
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Originally Posted by
Lizzie60
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy ****! That must be my husband!'
So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man.
He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush, then started to run as fast as he could to his car.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'What do you mean, I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah??? Then why were you running?
And that folks............is how fights get started.
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Nice. LMSAO!
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Quote:
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Lizzie60
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy ****! That must be my husband!'
So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man.
He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush, then started to run as fast as he could to his car.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'What do you mean, I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah??? Then why were you running?
And that folks............is how fights get started.
:lma o:
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Now THAT was funny!
Thanks!!
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Hilarious!
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And that folks............is how fights get started.
You really are truly evil, Lizzie (in a good way
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