I saw in the other porn thread a lot of hurt and low self-esteem from the ladies...so thought i would try to offer some fun snide retorts to porn use...lighten up guys, I'm just playing...
"What do you mean, you wish I was more like the internet porn stars? Do you mean, unwilling to f**k YOU in a million years?"
(when he actually wants to have sex with you)
"I'd feel a lot better about this if I could be airbrushed and get implants first"
OR
"Could you describe the girl you're pretending to f**k so we can be on the same page here?"
"I read the other day that masturbating to porn is considered by some to be a homosexual activity"
"You know, I'd like some 'harmless fun' too. Think I'll make a blow job video and post it on the internet. Only problem is, I'd need to find a guy with a big d**k...know anybody?"
"I think our daughter should skip college and pursue a career in porn. She'd make good money, and think of all the pleasure she would give to so many! Plus, she could retire early!"
"Just curious...when you are viewing porn, do you ever imagine the part where the girls leave the room to throw up, do a few more shots of Jack,and check themselves for a flareup of genital warts?"
"I wonder if her daddy taught her the value of sex"
"Gee, I wish
I thought your c**k was magnificent!"
"It's a shame that so many guys are forced to settle for women who are actually willing to touch them"
"Can you explain again the part where having to
pretend that a hot person wants you makes you feel good?"
"You understand the power dynamic here, right?"
"I would be happy to do that to you if you looked like that guy"
"Hmmm...okay so I am narrow-minded and unenlightened because I don't comprehend the evolutionary quantum leap that your behavior demonstrates??"
Oh I could go on all night...but help me out here ladies...
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