Cancels date and ends relationship. Last night the somewhat domineering cashier lady showed up with a gift. She presented it as an apology for beating me last time.
She handed it to me and said I should wear it when I cook "our" favorite meal. It was a frilly apron that said "Bitch" on it.
I sent her and her apron packing...we are history. She took it rather well and told me to call her when I'm ready to comply and get laid.
No chance of that...it's over.
This morning I found the apron hanging on my front door.
__________________ -Gold Pile. An honest man with an honest plan-
Possibility she was a normal girl, but your out dated chocolates somehow mutated her?
Good luck with the new Gold Pile prospect.
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But you love her. She'll only break your heart, it's a fact. It's tragic you already know it. Even though I warn you; even though I guarantee you the girl will hurt you terribly, you'll still pursue her. Ain't love grand?
Take the apron to a seamstress and have " Your Daddy " sewn over top of " bitch " and go hang it on her door ...
At least you can say that your ROI on the out of date candy was pretty high.
Hi Art,
Yup, much good sex was had for an old box of candy and a few pasta meals.
But I'm not going back. I'm GP for crying out loud I should be able to rustle me up some good sex somewhere.
Nah, he should keep going in there and buy loads of the ingredients to make "her meal" but never invite her over again.
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When you were yourself it tasted sweet
But it sours into a routine deceit
Well this drama is a bore
And I don't want to play no more - Third Eye Blind
He should wear the apron over some of those leather chaps with nothing on underneath so she'll have to watch him shake his naked ass as he leaves. That will really burn her.
He should post a warning before he does this so that I can make sure to stay away from grocery stores just in case.
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Gold Pile cancels date
I should be able to rustle me up some good sex somewhere.
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