marta Has a boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!

[Dave]

Why does my friend MARTA have a boyfriend, when I have fancied her for the darndest of such a long-time, and she has only fancied me as freind!!! If Marta do have boyfriend, will she have sex with him necessarrily?? I have fancied her sex-image for a longtime now, and been good freind to MARTA and DIANA. My mom says I should go into counselling, because I joined that alternative match-maker site, and am looking just purely for some sex with an older woman because I hear that older women are just out for one thing where-as GIRLS my age like marta are having there minds all over the place and will play mind-games with a gauy like me. Now I want an older woman. What is it about marta that she fancies the sex-image of her gay-ass boyfriend, when she can get it from me anytime??? If I had a girl-friend that I could get some sex from, I would give her some dick whenever she desires it. Man, sometimes I really think a womnan is from planet like venus and man is froma earth.

[girl]

Why does my friend MARTA have a boyfriend, when I have fancied her for the darndest of such a long-time, and she has only fancied me as freind!!! If Marta do have boyfriend, will she have sex with him necessarrily?? I have fancied her sex-image for a longtime now, and been good freind to MARTA and DIANA. My mom says I should go into counselling, because I joined that alternative match-maker site, and am looking just purely for some sex with an older woman because I hear that older women are just out for one thing where-as GIRLS my age like marta are having there minds all over the place and will play mind-games with a gauy like me. Now I want an older woman. What is it about marta that she fancies the sex-image of her gay-ass boyfriend, when she can get it from me anytime??? If I had a girl-friend that I could get some sex from, I would give her some dick whenever she desires it. Man, sometimes I really think a womnan is from planet like venus and man is froma earth.

[quankanne]

nice put-on, Dave ... If you're really such a good friend to these women, then there's no way in hell they'll do anything to jeopardize a friendship for sex. It's easy to find guys to fall in bed with, but not as easy to find(or keep) a friend of the opposite sex, because inevitably, the question of sex will come up (go rent "When Harry Met Sally" to get my point).

 

If you're looking for an easy lay, there are women who, for some money, will give you all the sex you want no questions asked. Or you can buy yourself a good blow up doll. Otherwise, get it through your head that women (men, either) don't like being objectified. And that seems to be the only thing you can propose in a relationship.