Gold Pile Posted August 11, 2010 Posted August 11, 2010 I've been popping in on 2 local political operations for the last 2 weeks. One team supporting a Dem, the other a Republican candidate. On primary night I hung with the anticipated winner's team. During the victory celebration I gave/received lots of hugs. I did some really good groping on several of the more attractive ladies. One responded very well, she returned the grope. I asked her to join me in a back room. She declined that offer and declined to give me her number. Still... I had a good time. The losing team didn't escape my attentions. I became friendly with 2 ladies there. Today (the day after they're candidate lost) I called them and asked them out on a date. ( a wallow in defeat/cheer up date) One turned me down, the other accepted...Lunch on Saturday. There was a 3rd group, I wanted to cop a feel on the candidate herself. But I noticed that 2 big dudes never left her side. I abandoned that effort.
meerkat stew Posted August 11, 2010 Posted August 11, 2010 I take it you've already done the weddings and funerals ala Wedding Crashers. Have you tried AA meetings and single mother support groups yet?
tami-chan Posted August 12, 2010 Posted August 12, 2010 I've been popping in on 2 local political operations for the last 2 weeks. One team supporting a Dem, the other a Republican candidate. On primary night I hung with the anticipated winner's team. During the victory celebration I gave/received lots of hugs. I did some really good groping on several of the more attractive ladies. One responded very well, she returned the grope. I asked her to join me in a back room. She declined that offer and declined to give me her number. Still... I had a good time. The losing team didn't escape my attentions. I became friendly with 2 ladies there. Today (the day after they're candidate lost) I called them and asked them out on a date. ( a wallow in defeat/cheer up date) One turned me down, the other accepted...Lunch on Saturday. There was a 3rd group, I wanted to cop a feel on the candidate herself. But I noticed that 2 big dudes never left her side. I abandoned that effort. ...were any of these women Chinese?
tami-chan Posted August 12, 2010 Posted August 12, 2010 I take it you've already done the weddings and funerals ala Wedding Crashers. Have you tried AA meetings and single mother support groups yet? oh god...so wrong... but hey..you gotta do what you gotta do, right?
Engadget Posted August 12, 2010 Posted August 12, 2010 You are a great poster gold pile, with an awesome writing style. That being said, law of numbers man. Hit on 5, only one may respond but it's better than hitting on none and getting none.
Author Gold Pile Posted August 12, 2010 Author Posted August 12, 2010 I take it you've already done the weddings and funerals ala Wedding Crashers. Have you tried AA meetings and single mother support groups yet? I discovered AA women via an alcoholic drinking buddy. The trick is to screen out the ones with drug problems, an the boozers who have lost it all (or never acheived much) and are homeless. Whats left is ....ladies who can still function (hold a job, pay the rent), but have a weakness for the bottle. In my state, drunk drivers lose their license and are forced to attend AA meetings. I attended a a few meetings to hit on 2 ladies my buddy told me about. Me having wheels and all...I was the big man on campus. I ended up scoring with them, my buddy scored with another lady. I took my dates out for dinner and DRINKS. You just have to time the invitation right. Both my dates were "black-out" drinkers, they couldn't remember much about our date the next day. I've had good luck with Alcoholic women in general. They often have dang hot trim bodies. I'm trying to find a new drunk drinking buddy to get me into another meeting. My old drinking buddy is on the wagon.
Author Gold Pile Posted August 12, 2010 Author Posted August 12, 2010 tami chan....you make me laugh , thank you. Endgadget....thanks! and you're right...it's a numbers game.
Author Gold Pile Posted August 14, 2010 Author Posted August 14, 2010 I've been popping in on 2 local political operations for the last 2 weeks. One team supporting a Dem, the other a Republican candidate. On primary night I hung with the anticipated winner's team. During the victory celebration I gave/received lots of hugs. I did some really good groping on several of the more attractive ladies. One responded very well, she returned the grope. I asked her to join me in a back room. She declined that offer and declined to give me her number. Still... I had a good time. The losing team didn't escape my attentions. I became friendly with 2 ladies there. Today (the day after they're candidate lost) I called them and asked them out on a date. ( a wallow in defeat/cheer up date) One turned me down, the other accepted...Lunch on Saturday.There was a 3rd group, I wanted to cop a feel on the candidate herself. But I noticed that 2 big dudes never left her side. I abandoned that effort. Wow! I struck gold this time. we met for lunch around 11:30. She just left my place a few minutes ago. 3 hours starting with a quick lunch, moving to my place, the bedroom, she's gone. Talk about your wam,bam, thank you mam. She was the one keeping us on the fast track. I almost feel used.
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