djhall Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 So, would you date me?? Gender: M Age: 51 Height: 5' 11" Weight: 220 Bald: Completely Occupation: Machinist # Divorces: 1, hopefully final soon. # Kids: 0 Biggest Insecurity: Will the cat be there when I get home? Sorry car, but with your stats I'm afraid I wouldn't date you... My stats would be: Gender: M Age: 37 Height: 5'-10" Weight: 210 Bald: No Occupation: Computer/Network Administrator, part-time General Construction, expired certifications as Police Officer and Insurance Agent Divorces: 0 Kids: 0 Biggest Insecurity: Being too insecure.
Green Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 yes hooking up does happen but picking a random girl and walking up to her to kiss her doesn't work. and FTR Greenie two different people from here have seen me in person and know my height so you get a big fat F for math. Well My advice was that he should dance with a girl then kiss her. Sorry if that leap was to complicated for you to understand. Seriuosly though if he just randomly walked up to a girl and gently tried to kiss her (no grabbing) she would be able to dodge it or accept it and the he would get his FIRST kiss. Then maybe his first make out. As for prison... I had no idea. It's nothing to be proud of though. Hmmm, well thanks for the vote of confidence...nothing like raising my creeper status on LS... Please you seem to have fans.
brainygirl Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 Sorry car, but with your stats I'm afraid I wouldn't date you... My stats would be: Gender: M Age: 37 Height: 5'-10" Weight: 210 Bald: No Occupation: Computer/Network Administrator, part-time General Construction, expired certifications as Police Officer and Insurance Agent Divorces: 0 Kids: 0 Biggest Insecurity: Being too insecure. I'd date you, but while car is probably the kindest and sanest person on LS, he's too old for me.
Green Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 I'd date you, but while car is probably the kindest and sanest person on LS, he's too old for me. I'm pretty sure carhill could get you if he wanted even though you are claiming he can't. It's almost a challenge I pray he doesn't accept.
Pyro Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 Well My advice was that he should dance with a girl then kiss her. Sorry if that leap was to complicated for you to understand. Seriuosly though if he just randomly walked up to a girl and gently tried to kiss her (no grabbing) she would be able to dodge it or accept it and the he would get his FIRST kiss. Then maybe his first make out. As for prison... I had no idea. It's nothing to be proud of though. It gets complicated when one can't read another ones words because they can't spell. Or he'd get his as$ handed to him by a bouncer. I'd start with the dancing. Better go back to clown college and work on your humor.
djhall Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 This is the closest pic I canf find online that looks sorta like me without being me. http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/crystal26.jpg&imgrefurl=http://listverse.com/2008/05/22/top-10-hottest-plus-sized-celebrities/&usg=__uM5yy-PIQHs-PypLz8B0pizX1oQ=&h=500&w=329&sz=19&hl=en&start=0&sig2=9SRHtUpqzJFYnsln3IvNOA&tbnid=EwNu4VP_FVU6SM:&tbnh=137&tbnw=93&ei=aZphTITXFaTtnQfE0OTLDw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dthick%2Bwomen%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D673%26tbs%3Disch:10,40&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=1057&vpy=280&dur=3553&hovh=277&hovw=182&tx=164&ty=202&oei=KZphTMvSKYWKlwfwtcGuCQ&esq=13&page=1&ndsp=35&ved=1t:429,r:26,s:0&biw=1280&bih=673 I'd date you, Oh, my! :love:
Green Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 It gets complicated when one can't read another ones words because they can't spell. Or he'd get his as$ handed to him by a bouncer. I'd start with the dancing. Better go back to clown college and work on your humor. So when you were in prison did they right down 5'8 or 5'9 because they wouldn't have put 5'8 1/2 down. You don't get your ass handed to you at a dance club for trying to kiss a girl. Seriously you don't even always get your ass handed to you for pushing a guy as long as it doesn't turn into an all out fight. I hope the bouncers I mean gaurds at your prison were as protective of you as the imagined ones you have in your mind.
Stung Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 So, would you date me?? Gender: M Age: 51 Height: 5' 11" Weight: 220 Bald: Completely Occupation: Machinist # Divorces: 1, hopefully final soon. # Kids: 0 Biggest Insecurity: Will the cat be there when I get home? Seriously, there's little doubt that the experiences of the last decade have left me a bit cynical and bitter. Owned. However that didn't stop me from openly crying and hugging my friends at a friend's funeral on Tuesday. It's tough when someone younger than oneself leaves this earth. OP, to me, dating is about getting to know someone one finds attractive, so, assuming that, I'd be happy to date your mother Well I am not in the dating pool, Carhill, and to be honest you're a smidge older than I'd probably look for if I were...but your stats in general look okay to me. I am sorry about the passing of your friend, and I think it's a very positive attribute that you're the kind of guy who can cry with his friends over something meaningful.
terra Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 Gender: F Age: 28 Height: 5'6 Weight: 120 Bald: heck no! Occupation: chemistry teacher # Divorces: 0 # Kids: 0 +: I make a mean frittata.
Mad Max Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 If you don't think people hook up at clubs, you are sadly mistaken. A lot goes on in clubs. Hooking up, making out, drugs, etc. I avoid clubs. Just not for me.
carhill Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 I'm pretty sure carhill could get you if he wanted even though you are claiming he can't. It's almost a challenge I pray he doesn't accept. LOL, after looking down the cleavage (why do women dress like that when they know you're going to be standing over them?) of a good half-dozen 20-somethings at the optometrist today, I can opine that, indeed, I am too old, and not nearly well enough dressed. I actually dated a few young ladies like brainygirl when in my 20's and, had they shared her perspective, something might have come of it. Different generation; different times. My people-picker was misfiring badly back then. What I'm finding these days is, besides 'stats', compatible attraction *style* is equally important. The 'how' is as much a factor as the 'why'. It's really hard to translate that to the page. It's a visceral, often nebulous dynamic rooted in the subconscious and emotional center. It's like two people knowing the steps to the dance but, also, *feeling* the dance with symmetry and effortless grace.
Green Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 If you don't think people hook up at clubs, you are sadly mistaken. A lot goes on in clubs. Hooking up, making out, drugs, etc. I avoid clubs. Just not for me. Seriosly pyro is mistaken about everything. I was just throwing out that the guy who has never been kissed should go kiss some one... and pyro comes in saying that if you were to ever kiss a stranger in a club you would be arrested.... pyro lives in a fantasy world LOL, after looking down the cleavage (why do women dress like that when they know you're going to be standing over them?) of a good half-dozen 20-somethings at the optometrist today, I can opine that, indeed, I am too old, and not nearly well enough dressed. I actually dated a few young ladies like brainygirl when in my 20's and, had they shared her perspective, something might have come of it. Different generation; different times. My people-picker was misfiring badly back then. What I'm finding these days is, besides 'stats', compatible attraction *style* is equally important. The 'how' is as much a factor as the 'why'. It's really hard to translate that to the page. It's a visceral, often nebulous dynamic rooted in the subconscious and emotional center. It's like two people knowing the steps to the dance but, also, *feeling* the dance with symmetry and effortless grace. Your to modest.
elaina Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 What I'm finding these days is, besides 'stats', compatible attraction *style* is equally important. The 'how' is as much a factor as the 'why'. It's really hard to translate that to the page. It's a visceral, often nebulous dynamic rooted in the subconscious and emotional center. It's like two people knowing the steps to the dance but, also, *feeling* the dance with symmetry and effortless grace. Agreed It's mysterious too! One of the things that the man in my life likes about me is my shyness, which is so funny to me, cause I don't understand that. One of the things i like about him is he is so outgoing, yet we have a compatible chemistry somehow in spite of our differences. We are a lot alike though in other ways, like what we want in life and we both love canoeing and fishing. We also like each others physical stats and are physically attracted to each other, but stats alone isn't everything! I like your dance comment. That's beautiful.
JohnnyBlaze Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 However that didn't stop me from openly crying and hugging my friends at a friend's funeral on Tuesday. It's tough when someone younger than oneself leaves this earth. Carhill, I'm sorry for your loss. It's always difficult to lose a friend, especially a younger one. You have my deepest condolences.
temporaryvisa Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 Gender: F Age: 18 Height: 5'3 Weight: 115 Bald: No Occupation: student # Divorces: 0 # Kids: 0 Biggest Insecurity: pothead, but also way too energetic, enthusiastic, bubbly. I scare a lot of guys away after third dates because I "push them out of their comfort zone" It's why I like older guys! In the twenties, preferably. Asians. With style. Come on... Now that I'm going to uni, hopefully it won't be that hard! I am pretty entertaining, right... __________________
OliveOyl Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 but stats alone isn't everything! So true. I had an online relationship that lasted two years and I truly fell in love with the man (not the fantasy - the real man - I saw plenty of pics and webcam). Had I started out just seeing stats and a picture, he wouldn't have really been my physical type and I'd have thought we'd have nothing in common. But omg, his personality... our chemistry... impossible to capture in "stats." Even just saying "highly intelligent" wouldn't be quite right, I've known many people who are quite intelligent but don't particularly impress me that way. That's why online dating seems like it would be so hit-and-miss. The things I would look for can't be easily quantified or represented in an "online profile."
MrNate Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 Gender: F Age: 18 Height: 5'3 Weight: 115 Bald: No Occupation: student # Divorces: 0 # Kids: 0 Biggest Insecurity: pothead, but also way too energetic, enthusiastic, bubbly. I scare a lot of guys away after third dates because I "push them out of their comfort zone" It's why I like older guys! In the twenties, preferably. Asians. With style. Come on... Now that I'm going to uni, hopefully it won't be that hard! I am pretty entertaining, right... __________________ You should get in touch with USMC hokie. But he may not approve of the pot.
temporaryvisa Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 You should get in touch with USMC hokie. But he may not approve of the pot. He seems pretty sexy. I could show him a good time even though I'm just a young bebe!
dispatch3d Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 While in my opinion, you have to be a complete moron to get in trouble with the law for recreational pot use, I respect that it's a dealbreaker for some. IMO most of the people it's a deal-breaker for did not go to a college where everyone and their mom smoked pot, so their opinion regarding how harmless it is is based on pot's illegal status in this county as opposed to first-hand experience... but that's a different story. Even though I know it's hypocritical, it's actually a big turnoff for me, although my reasons are different from the usual "it's illegal" bs. I wouldn't want to date a pothead because I know it would escalate my own pot use. My bf does not smoke and although he doesn't mind that I do, I prefer being sober around sober people, so seeing him is an incentive to abstain. This is the primary...well one of the bigger reasons... that potheads are a turn off for me (I don't smoke pot - my personality is such that I get VERY little out of smoking it...like effects-wise there is no difference). If I'm sober all the time I don't want my SO to be constantly high. People can get so high they can't even have a conversation, and I wouldn't even be able to have a meaningful conversation with them. My other issue is from what I've seen it does kill a lot of ambition, and I don't really like the subculture (staying in and smoking pot while doing nothing - or talking about how awesome pot is while smoking pot). That isn't to say I wouldn't date a stoner. I would want to if everything else matched up. I would expect she respects my opinion enough/my feelings enough that she wouldn't constantly get high around me. I wouldn't want her to quit or anything, but I would expect her to be at the very minimum sober more often than she's high (and if this changed I'd probably end it).
confused192 Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 Heh. Yea, it's me... Hmmm, as appealing as she is, I can't give up on Leia... ::sigh:: Aww:(...Well at least you remain faithful
confused192 Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 So, would you date me?? Gender: M Age: 51 Height: 5' 11" Weight: 220 Bald: Completely Occupation: Machinist # Divorces: 1, hopefully final soon. # Kids: 0 Biggest Insecurity: Will the cat be there when I get home? Seriously, there's little doubt that the experiences of the last decade have left me a bit cynical and bitter. Owned. However that didn't stop me from openly crying and hugging my friends at a friend's funeral on Tuesday. It's tough when someone younger than oneself leaves this earth. OP, to me, dating is about getting to know someone one finds attractive, so, assuming that, I'd be happy to date your mother I have read a few of your posts from time to time. You seem so sweet...while I do like older men, you might be a bit too old for me to date(unless you happen to look and talk like Alan Rickman:love:...?) but I hope I find a guy as sweet as you!
a_woman Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 What I'm finding these days is, besides 'stats', compatible attraction *style* is equally important. The 'how' is as much a factor as the 'why'. It's really hard to translate that to the page. It's a visceral, often nebulous dynamic rooted in the subconscious and emotional center. It's like two people knowing the steps to the dance but, also, *feeling* the dance with symmetry and effortless grace. Im not sure about grace but it is the type of bond that's really hard to break. My SO and I have given up analysing it.
Green Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 Aww:(...Well at least you remain faithful I don't know if faithful is the right word considering he's completely single at the moment. I have read a few of your posts from time to time. You seem so sweet...while I do like older men, you might be a bit too old for me to date(unless you happen to look and talk like Alan Rickman:love:...?) but I hope I find a guy as sweet as you! I'm sure he's more like Hugh Grant who will be 50 next month or Colin Firth who also turns 50 next month. I could be wrong though maybe he looks more like the guy from deal or no deal Howie Mandel who is 54 being that He is also completly bald.
carhill Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 (edited) Not that it's flattering or anything but there is a picture of me with my 'harem' in my profile album. That was from our trip to Perth, so all the ladies in the picture are Aussies, save for stbx, at far left. Howie is a lot funnier. His baldness is related to his fear of germs. Mine is unavoidably genetic. Carhill, I'm sorry for your loss. It's always difficult to lose a friend, especially a younger one. You have my deepest condolences. Thanks....he and I were kindred spirits of a sort, 'MacGivers', except he left a life-long wife and three kids (now adults) behind. They met at McDonald's when they were teenagers. I doubts stats and styles were at all on their minds. Different times. Edited August 13, 2010 by carhill
maria gostrey Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 Gender: F Age: 23 Height: 4'10 Weight: 87 Bald: no Occupation: recent college grad- looking for work # divorces: 0 # kids: 0 Biggest insecurity: that i am a loser and will end up alone Best attribute: passionate, worldly, sophisticated globe trotter. love for multicultural anything.
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