sveltskye Posted August 12, 2010 Posted August 12, 2010 nihilanth, I dated a hardcore gamer! That's the only real reason I wouldn't date you, cause I'm kind of been there, done that. As long as you can socialize normally too I don't see why it'd be an issue. I didn't realise this thread had a point . Thought it was more just narcissistic fluff. But anyways, stats are just stats. I mean, I think I have a very pretty face. I am slightly overweight, but not hideous by any means. I'm a little insecure about it at times, but others I'm like "screw this, I'm very attractive". I like being a little curvier and my weights a work in progress. Anyways, without seeing a picture you really don't know. A "5'6' 125 f" could have a hideous face or personality, you wouldn't know until you met them. "(I think my ovaries must be dried up raisons by now)"- ROTL
Mad Max Posted August 12, 2010 Posted August 12, 2010 Gender: M Age: 22 Height: 6'1" Weight: 165 Bald: No Occupation: Construction Worker/Model in Womens Clothing Store Divorces: 0 Kids: 0 Biggest Insecurity: Shyness
confused192 Posted August 12, 2010 Posted August 12, 2010 With so many posters proclaiming they are destined for loneliness due to criteria beyond their control, I thought it'd be interesting to start a thread to figure out who would date whom based on said criteria. I am convinced most of the bitter single people on this board are single cause they're bitter.... not cause they're fat/ bald/ poor/ come with baggage. So, would you date me?? Gender: F Age: 24 Height: 5'8 Weight: 140 Bald: No Occupation: actuary # Divorces: 0 # Kids: 0 Biggest Insecurity: pothead Oh, this is kind of fun... Gender: F Age: 25 Height: 5'7" Weight: 120 Bald: no Occupation: grant coordinator at a university # divorces: 0 # kids: 0 Biggest insecurity: tendency to worry Best attribute: love of completely inappropriate comedy and everything football!!
confused192 Posted August 12, 2010 Posted August 12, 2010 PhD in Robotics is interesting/sexy, I would date you. Gender: M Age: 23 Height: 6'0 Weight: 190 Bald: No, thinning though up front, give it 3-5 more years Occupation: Embedded Systems Engineer/ Student Divorces: 0 Kids: 0 Biggest Insecurity: I play an rpg, I hide it from non-nerds. I basically have two sides, a nerdy side and that tosses d20 on the weekends with friends, and that "cool" side that goes out, parties, does sports, goes to gym and is social. I need to embrace both![/quote I like nerds
Pyro Posted August 12, 2010 Posted August 12, 2010 (edited) Gender: M Age: 29 Height: 5'8-9" Weight: 180 Hair: Dark Brown Eyes: Green Bald: No Best Features: arms, smile, eyes (that is what I have been told) Occupation: Student/Customer Service # Divorces: 0 # Kids: 0 (that I know of ) Insecurities: None that I know of Obstacles: My fiance. Edited August 12, 2010 by Pyro
WintersNightTraveler Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 I chuckle every day when people assume that the avatars are actually the people at the computer. I always wonder how many people think I'm black. I LOL'ed at all the no homo jokes from Hokie on page 1. Usually they don't get me but it was something about the delivery. I do believe that's his back.
Green Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 Oh, this is kind of fun... Gender: F Age: 25 Height: 5'7" Weight: 120 Bald: no Occupation: grant coordinator at a university # divorces: 0 # kids: 0 Biggest insecurity: tendency to worry Best attribute: love of completely inappropriate comedy and everything football!! USMC I think we have found your new crush Gender: M Age: 29 Height: 5'8-9" Weight: 180 Hair: Dark Brown Eyes: Green Bald: No Best Features: arms, smile, eyes (that is what I have been told) Occupation: Student/Customer Service # Divorces: 0 # Kids: 0 (that I know of ) Insecurities: None that I know of Obstacles: My fiance. So with my internet math I will guess you are 5'4 - 5'5 Gender: M Age: late 30s Height: just over 6 feet Weight: 240s Bald: starting to lose my hair Occupation: nothing very interesting Divorces: 0 Kids: 0 Biggest Insecurity: having never kissed a woman, feelin hopeless, cracking under pressure where there's something I really want. No one will date me. I know the answer. Oh gamma You sound like a catch. In your 30's (great age) over 6 feet (good height) You have hair (even if you feel u are losing it) Just go out dancing and kiss a girl on the dance floor. Just do it and then you have kissed a girl.
OliveOyl Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 Hmmmm.... I think by "stats" alone I'd be passed over super quick... which is why I'm totally unsure about venturing into online dating once I decide to venture into dating... my "stats" are not ideal starting with age (49). In fact I realize the only stat I can easily change on my own is weight (want to lose 15ish lbs). Everything else is stuff I can't control and doesn't have to do with who I am (kids, etc.)
Pyro Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 So with my internet math I will guess you are 5'4 - 5'5 Just go out dancing and kiss a girl on the dance floor. Just do it and then you have kissed a girl. Your math is as good as your spelling and grammar. Yeah go kiss a random girl on a dance floor and see how fast big Bubba bouncer has you tossed outside onto the concrete.
Pyro Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 I suspect that's about what will happen if I attempt a kiss on a date. you and anyone else.
WintersNightTraveler Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 I'd pay $5000 for a kiss. Just one. Cash or charge? Do you mind a bit of stubble? [is this where I'm supposed to say "no homo"?]
USMCHokie Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 I always wonder how many people think I'm black. I LOL'ed at all the no homo jokes from Hokie on page 1. Usually they don't get me but it was something about the delivery. I do believe that's his back. Heh. Yea, it's me... Oh, this is kind of fun... Gender: F Age: 25 Height: 5'7" Weight: 120 Bald: no Occupation: grant coordinator at a university # divorces: 0 # kids: 0 Biggest insecurity: tendency to worry Best attribute: love of completely inappropriate comedy and everything football!! USMC I think we have found your new crush Hmmm, as appealing as she is, I can't give up on Leia... ::sigh::
Pyro Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 Not 99% of the men. :lmao: I would love to see with my own eyes a guy go out onto a dance floor and kiss a random girl and get positive results. That is just your pessimism talking. Trust me. It will not work for 99% of the guys. Ask the women on here how they would feel about a guy doing that. OK back on topic.
USMCHokie Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 I'd pay $5000 for a kiss. Just one. You can get a lot more than just a kiss for $5K...
Mad Max Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 A lot of people seem to think they're undatable. I always thought my shyness would eliminate any chance for me.
WintersNightTraveler Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 You can get a lot more than just a kiss for $5K... Shhh, don't wisen someone who's poundfoolish. If he doesn't like stubble I'm going to have to do a bit of kiss-pimping. I'm sure I can get some woman to do it for a hundred bucks and then I get 4900.
USMCHokie Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 Shhh, don't wisen someone who's poundfoolish. If he doesn't like stubble I'm going to have to do a bit of kiss-pimping. I'm sure I can get some woman to do it for a hundred bucks and then I get 4900. Ah, a true entrepreneur...
Pyro Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 I meant a woman I'm on a date with and not a random woman on a dance floor. Most women want at least some expereince at my age and I don't have it. there are women out there in the same boat as you. Be on the look out for one that comes your way.
Green Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 Hmmmm.... I think by "stats" alone I'd be passed over super quick... which is why I'm totally unsure about venturing into online dating once I decide to venture into dating... my "stats" are not ideal starting with age (49). In fact I realize the only stat I can easily change on my own is weight (want to lose 15ish lbs). Everything else is stuff I can't control and doesn't have to do with who I am (kids, etc.) Stats and internet dating are pointless. Your math is as good as your spelling and grammar. Yeah go kiss a random girl on a dance floor and see how fast big Bubba bouncer has you tossed outside onto the concrete. Internet math means I subtract height from short guys and add weight to heavy women. I'd pay $5000 for a kiss. Just one. Why don't you pm me because its sad to hear how desperate you have become. First off if you have $5000 I to burn I gaurantee we can get you something as simple as a kiss from a girl you find attractive. Why not take a vaction. Stay at a nice resort hotel and chat up other women who are on vacation. Have yourself a romance. I suspect that's about what will happen if I attempt a kiss on a date. I've kissed girls and no bouncer comes up and gets you. Not 99% of the men. There has to be sexual attraction and most men have at at least one woman sexually attracted to them. You create sexual attraction. Stop expecting it to just be there. Hmmm, as appealing as she is, I can't give up on Leia... ::sigh:: What happens in pm stays in pm if you know what I mean. There are some very prominent member who flirt with multiple women on this site. And I must say I enjoy it a lot more when you do it then some of the other people. :lmao: I would love to see with my own eyes a guy go out onto a dance floor and kiss a random girl and get positive results. That is just your pessimism talking. Trust me. It will not work for 99% of the guys. Ask the women on here how they would feel about a guy doing that. OK back on topic. Well it happens all the time. I tried to pull up a youtube video but found a band instead called "kissing on the dance floor" basicaly you don't know what you're talking about as usual. I myself have started out dancing with a girl (beautiful stranger) only to be making out with her a few minutes later.
Pyro Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 Well it happens all the time. I tried to pull up a youtube video but found a band instead called "kissing on the dance floor" basicaly you don't know what you're talking about as usual. I myself have started out dancing with a girl (beautiful stranger) only to be making out with her a few minutes later. Just keep posting what you think is true and we'll play along.
Green Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 Just keep posting what you think is true and we'll play along. So you have never heard of some one hooking up out on the dance floor? are you kidding me? You are probably seriouse your like a baby so sheltered
carhill Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 So, would you date me?? Gender: M Age: 51 Height: 5' 11" Weight: 220 Bald: Completely Occupation: Machinist # Divorces: 1, hopefully final soon. # Kids: 0 Biggest Insecurity: Will the cat be there when I get home? Seriously, there's little doubt that the experiences of the last decade have left me a bit cynical and bitter. Owned. However that didn't stop me from openly crying and hugging my friends at a friend's funeral on Tuesday. It's tough when someone younger than oneself leaves this earth. OP, to me, dating is about getting to know someone one finds attractive, so, assuming that, I'd be happy to date your mother
Pyro Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 So you have never heard of some one hooking up out on the dance floor? are you kidding me? You are probably seriouse your like a baby so sheltered yes hooking up does happen but picking a random girl and walking up to her to kiss her doesn't work. and FTR Greenie two different people from here have seen me in person and know my height so you get a big fat F for math.
USMCHokie Posted August 13, 2010 Posted August 13, 2010 What happens in pm stays in pm if you know what I mean. There are some very prominent member who flirt with multiple women on this site. And I must say I enjoy it a lot more when you do it then some of the other people. Hmmm, well thanks for the vote of confidence...nothing like raising my creeper status on LS...
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