spookie Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 With so many posters proclaiming they are destined for loneliness due to criteria beyond their control, I thought it'd be interesting to start a thread to figure out who would date whom based on said criteria. I am convinced most of the bitter single people on this board are single cause they're bitter.... not cause they're fat/ bald/ poor/ come with baggage. So, would you date me?? Gender: F Age: 24 Height: 5'8 Weight: 140 Bald: No Occupation: actuary # Divorces: 0 # Kids: 0 Biggest Insecurity: pothead
Knittress Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 Huh. This is an interesting idea, but first shouldn't we decide what the important categories should be? PS - It's pretty unlikely that I would date you, due to me being straight. ;>)
USMCHokie Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 So, would you date me?? Gender: F Age: 24 Height: 5'8 Weight: 140 Bald: No Occupation: actuary # Divorces: 0 # Kids: 0 Biggest Insecurity: pothead Unfortunately, I would not...drug use is a dealbreaker for me...and I'm also 5'8", so I don't know if you'd even consider me...but at least you're not bald! So are we supposed to fill in the blanks with our own stats...?
Knittress Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 We're the same height USMCHokie, but you've always struck me as an intelligent and even-keeled fellow. I might date you. ::cough:: Especially if that's your back.
Author spookie Posted August 9, 2010 Author Posted August 9, 2010 So are we supposed to fill in the blanks with our own stats...? That's the idea! Feel free to add criteria as you see fit.
alexlakeman Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 Great idiea... not sure if it would work without pics... but I guess we could just assume based on description? Hard to say if I would date you or not, I s.ck at visualizing body weight, etc... hmm, I guess your weight / height is proportionately fine, so yeah, I'd look into other aspects of dating someone with that description lol I guess we need a template ;p;
USMCHokie Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 We're the same height USMCHokie, but you've always struck me as an intelligent and even-keeled fellow. I might date you. ::cough:: Especially if that's your back. I can neither confirm or deny the accuracy of the photograph in question... But thanks, I appreciate it. And woohoo, I'm not bald!
USMCHokie Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 So, would you date me?? Gender: M Age: 26 Height: 5'8" Weight: 160 Bald: No Occupation: military lawyer folk (like Kevin Bacon...) # Divorces: 0 # Kids: 0 Biggest Insecurity: Asian
Knittress Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 Great idiea... not sure if it would work without pics... but I guess we could just assume based on description? Dunno... people carry their weight differently - just check out this chart: http://www.cockeyed.com/photos/bodies/heightweight.shtml
Author spookie Posted August 9, 2010 Author Posted August 9, 2010 So, would you date me?? Gender: M Age: 26 Height: 5'8" Weight: 160 Bald: No Occupation: military lawyer folk (like Kevin Bacon...) # Divorces: 0 # Kids: 0 Biggest Insecurity: Asian I'd date you!
USMCHokie Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 I'd date you! Hooray! I love this thread already!
kdark Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 Gender: Male Age: 24 Height: 6'1'' Weight: 220 Bald: not at all Occupation: Contract security part time, student full time. # of divorces: 0 # of kids: 0 Biggest insecurity: fear of failure This thread is interesting... Just from the posts I've read of yours spookie, I think you would be a cool person to meet and hang out with/possibly date. And if I was gay, I'd definitely try to turn USMChokie gay as well.
MrNate Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 How fun, haha Gender: Male Age: 21 Height: 6'0'' Weight: 220 Bald: no Occupation: USDA (Not meat inspection) # of divorces: 0 # of kids: 0 Biggest insecurity: Head Favorite Hobby: Powerlifting. Best Features: Dimples/Arms This should be interesting lol.
meerkat stew Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 This is very interesting, have never seen this: actuary and this: pothead in the same human being.
Ella whispers Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 Gender: Female Age: 35 Height: 5'5'' Weight: 136 Bald: Brunette Occupation: Law Enforcement # of divorces: 0 # of kids: 1 Biggest insecurity: Failure to trust
InceptorsRule Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 Gender: F Age: 24 Height: 5'8 Weight: 140 Bald: No Occupation: actuary # Divorces: 0 # Kids: 0 Biggest Insecurity: pothead Hypothetically of course since I'm "taken", but--what's not to like in the above package?
Author spookie Posted August 9, 2010 Author Posted August 9, 2010 Gender: Male Age: 24 Height: 6'1'' Weight: 220 Bald: not at all Occupation: Contract security part time, student full time. # of divorces: 0 # of kids: 0 Biggest insecurity: fear of failure This thread is interesting... Just from the posts I've read of yours spookie, I think you would be a cool person to meet and hang out with/possibly date. And if I was gay, I'd definitely try to turn USMChokie gay as well. Thanks! The only minus about you is that you're a student, but it's by no means a deal-breaker. I would probably date you.
InceptorsRule Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 Unfortunately, I would not...drug use is a dealbreaker for me...and I'm also 5'8", so I don't know if you'd even consider me...but at least you're not bald! So are we supposed to fill in the blanks with our own stats...? Ummmm....it's only some pot. [insert standard argument about how alcohol is just as bad/worse than pot.] Seriously...if the woman of your dreams crossed your path you wouldn't make an exception just because she smokes a doobie now and then? Y'know folks...maybe OP has a point. Not just about the bitterness factor, but heck, does everyone think they are perfection with a cherry on top (not a knock on you USMCHokie, just a general observation). I can think of a LOT worse dealbreakers than smoking a doobie now and then. Holy Cr*p. On one of our very first dates, my now-wife over did it with the Scotch and ended up vomiting all over the both of us. I admit that struck me as a big red flag at the time, but there was never a repetition of that particular type of incident. You gotta bend man. You gotta know what the real deal breakers are. If someone is DEPENDENT on pot or any intoxicant that's a different story, but OP did not really state that. She just said it was an insecurity or weakness.
Author spookie Posted August 9, 2010 Author Posted August 9, 2010 This is very interesting, have never seen this: and this: in the same human being. I'm a statistical anomaly! I like to think that my pot use is relatively healthy. I vaporize before I go running and use it to regulate my sleep schedule.
kdark Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 This is a lot like those "would you date the poster above you" threads on dating websites...
Cracker Jack Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 Gender: Male Age: 22 Height: 5'7" Weight: 158 Bald: Naw Occupation: Computer Programmer, Student # of divorces: 0 # of kids: 0 Biggest insecurity: My height. Yeah, that insecurity sucks big-time.
meerkat stew Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 Lawyers are technically officers of the court, and just like law enforcement, have individual interpretations of how much "law-bending" is ethically appropriate in their lives. Though I don't share the same hard line on pot, totally understand where USMCHokie is coming from.
Author spookie Posted August 9, 2010 Author Posted August 9, 2010 Gender: Male Age: 22 Height: 5'7" Weight: 158 Bald: Naw Occupation: Computer Programmer, Student # of divorces: 0 # of kids: 0 Biggest insecurity: My height. Yeah, that insecurity sucks big-time. Likely too young for me.
Knittress Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 Gender: Male Age: 22 Height: 5'7" Weight: 158 Bald: Naw Occupation: Computer Programmer, Student # of divorces: 0 # of kids: 0 Biggest insecurity: My height. Yeah, that insecurity sucks big-time. I like computer nerds AND I have great feet.
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