Author Engadget Posted August 8, 2010 Author Posted August 8, 2010 May I ask where you work where tiny denim shorts are worn?!?! It's a processing plant with a very relaxed dress code. She showed up in the booty shorts but the lady running the show pointed out that you need longer shorts when you're working the floor. To which I pointed out to little miss hottie, that she might offend someone with what she's got on. Not me though . Without a doubt that is Hunter S. Thomson. Unless Engadget smokes his cigarettes with a holder...!?...and I can't imagine that would impress the ladies in 2010. I smoke, and kind of want a holder just because of Hunter. Used to have one back in my more wild days, always fun to get drunk and ramble ala Fear and Loathing. "Dog ****ed the pope...no fault of mine!"
tami-chan Posted August 8, 2010 Posted August 8, 2010 May I ask where you work where tiny denim shorts are worn?!?! I was wondering about this ! It is not food processing, is it? But lotsa luck, Engadget! You did well!
meerkat stew Posted August 8, 2010 Posted August 8, 2010 Just went to the store, couldn't find the canned food with the wiggling ass picture and slogan "packed by women in daisy dukes," what brand is it? I wants me some "candied gams" for my cupboard.
tami-chan Posted August 8, 2010 Posted August 8, 2010 Just went to the store, couldn't find the canned food with the wiggling ass picture and slogan "packed by women in daisy dukes," what brand is it? I wants me some "candied gams" for my cupboard. :lmao:!!! there is a reason food processors wear white gowns, you know!
Author Engadget Posted August 8, 2010 Author Posted August 8, 2010 I did well. Today she texted me without me having to text her, so now it's time to step it up. When I complimented her I told her beautifu and sexy could also be appropriate terms to describe her. Guess she liked that! I'm feeling really good, feel like I got my mojo back. For a long while I wasn't this outgoing or direct.
meerkat stew Posted August 8, 2010 Posted August 8, 2010 :lmao:!!! there is a reason food processors wear white gowns, you know! They have to be virgins? My business partner and I have just launched a new startup. Please check us out at www.lingeriemodelcannedfoods.com Get your whole sodium requirement for the week in a single serving! packed by lingerie models in transparent white negligees! Nutritious and Pervolicious!
Sphere Posted August 8, 2010 Posted August 8, 2010 Acting on impulse is very sexy in my book!! Hope she calls!! Yep and it's human instinct to act, who needs to think about these things? It's ingrained in our genes, it's apart of us. Too many people waste their lives thinking instead of acting.
ConflictedGuy27 Posted August 8, 2010 Posted August 8, 2010 Probably should have asked if she had a boyfriend, something in the way she answered me about dinner gave me the impression she might. I disagree that you should have asked if she had a boyfriend or not. Her response to your advance answers way more than "do you have a boyfriend?" By saying yes, even if she did have a boy friend, it tells you the state of things between them. Minimally it tells you you're working with a girl that doesn't mind keeping her options open and getting to know someone new. Actions speak louder than words, my friend. She said yes, and she contacted you - she's clearly available.
Author Engadget Posted August 8, 2010 Author Posted August 8, 2010 I disagree that you should have asked if she had a boyfriend or not. Her response to your advance answers way more than "do you have a boyfriend?" By saying yes, even if she did have a boy friend, it tells you the state of things between them. Minimally it tells you you're working with a girl that doesn't mind keeping her options open and getting to know someone new. Actions speak louder than words, my friend. She said yes, and she contacted you - she's clearly available. True. Even if she does she hasn't said a word of it, which means it's not that important.
dispatch3d Posted August 8, 2010 Posted August 8, 2010 I did well. Today she texted me without me having to text her, so now it's time to step it up. When I complimented her I told her beautifu and sexy could also be appropriate terms to describe her. Guess she liked that! I'm feeling really good, feel like I got my mojo back. For a long while I wasn't this outgoing or direct. careefuuul danger danger! Do not compliment women on their looks until you've slept with them. Find other things you like about them (other than looks) to compliment with. The players of the world don't truly play "the numbers game". Sure they ask out a lot of women, and that helps. But their main deal is that the more experience you get in all aspects of dating, the better you get at each individual aspect. So they basically practice way more than everyone else, and this makes them better by default.
meerkat stew Posted August 8, 2010 Posted August 8, 2010 I'm feeling really good, feel like I got my mojo back. For a long while I wasn't this outgoing or direct. Good for you, sounds like things are chugging along... now about those shorts in the packing plant...
dispatch3d Posted August 8, 2010 Posted August 8, 2010 and ugh dude you missed a golden opportunity when she was concerned about her flaking on you. Definitely have the attitude of she ****ed up, how is she going to make it up to you. How can you date a girl that flakes all the time, yadayada. There's a good story about the perfect woman/perfect man if you know it? Note you have to do this is a COMPLETELY different way than whining or acting overly concerned that she didn't show up. It's easy to come off needy/desperate if you COMPLAIN, but if you just state that she did kinda **** up then thats a different ball game. I'd say things jokingly so she wouldn't know if I was actually mad, maybe mad, whatever. Keep her guessing!
ConflictedGuy27 Posted August 8, 2010 Posted August 8, 2010 One other thing Endgaget. Careful what you say to her and how you say it, especially in writing (i.e. email). There's this sexy intern at my office that I've been working on for a few weeks and things are looking good; but I temper what I say, because of the sexual harassment risks. They're two fold IMO. While things are going great, no harm no foul, right. But if you two get between the sheets and things go south from there, well, now she may play that card, with perhaps some merit, if the emails are there to back her up. Or, even if you don't get between the sheets, and you do something to rub her the wrong way (which is probably unlikely), she could just go cold on you, and if you continue your advances just to see what's up, she may go that route. It's probably a non issue, but one worth keeping in the back of your mind; as you two are working VERY close together.
Author Engadget Posted August 8, 2010 Author Posted August 8, 2010 careefuuul danger danger! Do not compliment women on their looks until you've slept with them. Find other things you like about them (other than looks) to compliment with. The players of the world don't truly play "the numbers game". Sure they ask out a lot of women, and that helps. But their main deal is that the more experience you get in all aspects of dating, the better you get at each individual aspect. So they basically practice way more than everyone else, and this makes them better by default. Complimenting women before you sleep with them is fine, it would be strange if I only did it after that. As for her "flaking" it was my fault too, and I've set it up so we're going out after work tomorrow as a replacement so it's all set. Sexual harassment? Not too worried, but still won't say things that could get me in trouble. She enjoyed the compliments, don't you worry.
Author Engadget Posted August 9, 2010 Author Posted August 9, 2010 (edited) We've been talking more, and the conversation has moved forward pretty well. My confidence has made her think I'm a player, which I had to assure her I'm not. I've been called one before and have always laughed, because I'm really not. She said "Well you're only talking to me now...monday you'll meet someone else" and it was kind of adorable. She thought her age (19) was young and asked if I knew, which I did, I just turned 25. Going to see her early before work, and I told her she needs to figure something out to make up for us not going to dinner. Oh boy, now my ex FWB is jealous. We have a mutual friend and this friend asked me last night about this new girl, because FWB told him. Now FWB is asking me all sorts of questions, but she wanted the arrangement to end. Women. Are. Silly. Edited August 9, 2010 by Engadget
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