t0ri Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 My mother once told me she refused to ever fart in front of her boyfriends/husband. I, on the other hand, do occasionally toot in front of my boyfriend of 8 months. He laughs it off and says he doesn't mind. It may be a dumb subject, but I was just curious Do you ladies not hold back in that area in front of your guy? Do you guys find it un-lady like even after dating for a period of time?
sugarmomma Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 More room out than in. Lol!! Seriously I won't let one go unless I can't get away from him. Also we have to be serious and not just dating.
Art_Critic Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 Potty humor is the best !! My wife was just teaching my son how to make farts with his hands..
D-Lish Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 Hmm, I farted accidentally on a first date once. We were holding hands walking down the street and he made me laugh and it just came out:eek:. I was mortified! He actually asked me out again:lmao:. I farted in front of my exH, but it took a couple of years before I was comfortable. I have to say, I haven't been comfortable enough around anyone since. The last guy I dated, it was morning, and I was foggy, forgetting he was in my bed- and I farted like I always do as soon as I wake up. I was instantly jolted into reality realizing he was beside me. He just sort of half woke up and said "hm? what?":lmao:
Art_Critic Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 He just sort of half woke up and said "hm? what?":lmao: More like hmm... WTF?? hmpf..hmpf..hmpf argggh..hmpf... (The sounds he made as D-Lish applied the Dutch Oven)
Author t0ri Posted July 20, 2010 Author Posted July 20, 2010 The last guy I dated, it was morning, and I was foggy, forgetting he was in my bed- and I farted like I always do as soon as I wake up. I was instantly jolted into reality realizing he was beside me. He just sort of half woke up and said "hm? what?":lmao: Hahah! I just recently started doing it, as we're super comfortable and serious, but still a bit embarrassing. I would not do it if they stunk, but they don't. Really. And, he does it in front of me, stinky or not.
D-Lish Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 More like hmm... WTF?? hmpf..hmpf..hmpf argggh..hmpf... (The sounds he made as D-Lish applied the Dutch Oven) OMG Art, my image is tarnished around these parts now! Hahah! I just recently started doing it, as we're super comfortable and serious, but still a bit embarrassing. I would not do it if they stunk, but they don't. Really. And, he does it in front of me, stinky or not. My exH used to try and come into the bathroom and attempt to have conversations with me while I was on the john. It drove me crazy. If you're both comfortable with it, there's no harm in it.
Untouchable_Fire Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 and I farted like I always do as soon as I wake up. I was instantly jolted into reality realizing he was beside me. He just sort of half woke up and said "hm? what?":lmao: Always? I suppose that makes breakfast in bed a little difficult with you.
mixwell Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 I always told myself (a male) that when i feel comfortable to let one (loud) loose in front of my girl then I am comfortable around her.. Crazy thing is when I was in a 7 year relationship I NEVER once heard my girlfriend fart once !! She did queef when doing the deed but I never once heard her fart nor smelt them.. I say just let it go.. it's been 8 months, im sure you're comfortable enough with him.. I'm surprised he hasn't ripped a mean one to show you he's comfortable with you to be honest haha.. Hell its normal, we all do it and it is how our bodies extract extra gasses so let nature be haha.. Hell someones a loud fart can be funny under the right conditions
D-Lish Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 Always? I suppose that makes breakfast in bed a little difficult with you. Well, if I have a guest over, I'll leave the room and come back:lmao:
mixwell Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 My exH used to try and come into the bathroom and attempt to have conversations with me while I was on the john. It drove me crazy. OMG !! When I was in the john for #2 I (for some reason) always used to ask my ex to come inside and talk to me while crowning the thrown and she always did.. when things got bad she would use the air freshner.. That is TRUE love if you can go #2 while your SO is in the bathroom with you and carry on a normal convo haha.. Man I miss those times...
cabarc1 Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 D-Lish, that's hilarious! I laughed so hard when i read that! I dated my ex bf for 5 years and he did it maybe 8 months into our relationship. Once he did it that first time, ugh, it was a constant thing. Sometimes it was funny and sometimes obnoxious. It took me 2 years before i could ever do it infront of him. He thought it was so funny. I was SO comfortable with him after that. I can't imagine ever being that comfortable around someone again. I do think about stuff like when a guy stays the night, i'm so scared I'll forget he's in the bed and do it
pandagirl Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 I feel like if you are in a good relationship, you should feel like you're able to fart in from of your SO! Then again, I'm not the most lady like gal out there, because I think farts are funny! My brother will do "Drive By Farts" to his wife.
D-Lish Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 I do think about stuff like when a guy stays the night, i'm so scared I'll forget he's in the bed and do it Well it happens C! I just remember being half awake, forgetting about him being there beside me and just letting one go. I immediately woke the eff up and turned to look at him to see if he was awake or heard it:lmao: He was so sleepy, and he didn't hear anything:p
Lady vs Panda Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 I eat extra beans whenever my bf says he's going to come over.
Pink Cupcakes Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 I so not want to do that in front of an SO or guy I'm dating, no way. I actually pack Gas-X in my purse and take it before staying overnight with a guy, one pill totally works the entire night. They don't have to know you took it, obviously they don't, it's not like I announce "hey I took some Gas-X which is why I didn't fart last night" Sometimes when you go out to eat you eat some rich foods and Gas-X, even the generic kind, work great in these situations where there will be an overnight situation.
cabarc1 Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 Well it happens C! I just remember being half awake, forgetting about him being there beside me and just letting one go. I immediately woke the eff up and turned to look at him to see if he was awake or heard it:lmao: He was so sleepy, and he didn't hear anything:p Haha that actually did happen to me one time! It jolted me awake! I stopped breathing for a few seconds waiting to see if i'd hear him laugh or something. But he was still asleep, thank God!
Stung Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 Well, it's generally been something I've been fairly circumspect about, kind of a comfort level thing like others have said. Until I got pregnant, then I was a burping farting machine for nine months. Thank god my digestion went back to normal after that...and my husband just thought it was hilarious. He tried to give me a Dutch oven once, and I was not amused.
Untouchable_Fire Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 Well, if I have a guest over, I'll leave the room and come back:lmao: Either way... thank you for posting that story. I havn't laughed that hard all day. It just stuck me as a hilarious way to greet the new day. "Hello Monday... pffftt"
D-Lish Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 Either way... thank you for posting that story. I havn't laughed that hard all day. It just stuck me as a hilarious way to greet the new day. "Hello Monday... pffftt" One thing is for sure, you don't need an alarm clock with me around, I'll announce that the day is about to start:laugh:
D-Lish Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 OMG !! When I was in the john for #2 I (for some reason) always used to ask my ex to come inside and talk to me while crowning the thrown and she always did.. when things got bad she would use the air freshner.. That is TRUE love if you can go #2 while your SO is in the bathroom with you and carry on a normal convo haha.. Man I miss those times... My exH would call for me to come into the john so we could chat. He would be completely comfortable sitting there with his newspaper, trying to coordinate what we needed from Home Depot. It became so commonplace for us.
sugarmomma Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 I used to do it all the time with the xh and any other serious bf I had. I've only had one bf that had a problem with it. Needless to say he didn't last long since he was controlling and said that it turned him off. However he would do it and I was fine with it since we are humans first. The silent but deadly ones are always the worse. LOL:lmao::lmao:
Sanman Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 While I don't recall my ex farting in front of me, I do remember on our second date she mentioned she made a great bean chili. I immediately thought about how much that would make me fart if we were together. The next words out of her mouth were that the chili would probably make us fart a lot. I promptly thanked her for saying what I was thinking and I knew I would be asking for a third date.
Ingenue Posted July 20, 2010 Posted July 20, 2010 I never once ever tooted infront of my last ex and I was with him for 5+ years. I just never felt comfortable. I'm completely comfortable around the current guy I'm dating. I remember the first time I did it, (maybe 2 months into the relationship), I had this deer in the headlights look and he just chuckled, calling them "putt putt farts". Of course, he's quite comfortable letting them loose any time of the day, and I'll tell you, some of them are lethal. You know you've reached a level of intimacy with your partner when you can let one go infront of him.
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