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No one pitties my scratched back:( You understand I can't tell that to my mum. She wouldn't understand. You must pitty me instead. Go on, pitty me!

 

Argh. Good night you heartless posters:D

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This didn't happen to me, but to my brother who told everyone about it. CRAZY stuff. :-P

 

My brother Sam was dating this girl Jackie for about a month. He took her to a party downtown and they ran into his ex-girlfriend (who I know for a fact he has ABSOLUTELY no feelings for). She was with a new boyfriend. They said hi to each other, and he didn't speak to her the rest of the night, didn't even talk about her.

 

So on the way home, Jackie starts yelling at Sam about how he wanted to get back together with his ex, he was flirting with her all night, despite the fact that he hates her AND she was happily with her new man. He stopped at a red light downtown. She got OUT of the car and I swear to God, sat Indian-style in the middle of the street in front of Sam's car!

 

So he parks it in the middle of the road, gets out and tries to get her back in the car. She wouldn't move.

 

Then, to put the icing on the cake, another car rolls by and stops to see what's going on. It's two middle-age guys. Jackie stands up, doesn't even SPEAK to the guys, and opens their back door and gets in their car! They drive off. Sam is obviously speechless.

 

She calls him two hours later and leaves him a message, telling him she sucked off both guys so now he can go back to his ex. Seriously!

 

For weeks afterward she tried to contact him but he threatened her with a restraining order. I think it's one of the best stories ever.

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Ophelia, that is a classic!!

 

oh and danial.. poor back scratches.. I feel ya pain man.. :)

 

Most psychotic behavour i've ever experienced... hmmm well it was was with my ex gf that was living with about 2 years ago. If there was ever a case of misery loves company this is it. She was 26 at the time this all happened

 

examples of why this girl needs to wear a sign, saying "date me at your own risk":

told me "I was an orphan so spent my first christmas alone, isnt that really sad?" "not really, you can't even remember it and you should be greatful for everything you do have." (said this while crying)

Used to tell me that a couple of her ex's had hit her. I used to feel sorry for her untill she hit me and then went around to all my friends and told them that I hit her. (she had been baiting me for month as I told her it's over and was moving out)

Threated to commit suicide on me if I moved out when she knew that she was one of the few people I had told that my dad took his own life.

one thing that does make me laugh, when I was moving out I was working interstate and had to fly home for the weekend to pack. Caught a flight out sunday night to get back to work. Receive a call on manday with her yelling abuse at me for using her packing tape... mmmm yes $2 packing tape.

 

I think everyone needs to date just one nut job in their life as to learn to not put up with any bull**** in their future relationships lol

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This didn't happen to me, but to my brother who told everyone about it. CRAZY stuff. :-P

 

My brother Sam was dating this girl Jackie for about a month. He took her to a party downtown and they ran into his ex-girlfriend (who I know for a fact he has ABSOLUTELY no feelings for). She was with a new boyfriend. They said hi to each other, and he didn't speak to her the rest of the night, didn't even talk about her.

 

So on the way home, Jackie starts yelling at Sam about how he wanted to get back together with his ex, he was flirting with her all night, despite the fact that he hates her AND she was happily with her new man. He stopped at a red light downtown. She got OUT of the car and I swear to God, sat Indian-style in the middle of the street in front of Sam's car!

 

So he parks it in the middle of the road, gets out and tries to get her back in the car. She wouldn't move.

 

Then, to put the icing on the cake, another car rolls by and stops to see what's going on. It's two middle-age guys. Jackie stands up, doesn't even SPEAK to the guys, and opens their back door and gets in their car! They drive off. Sam is obviously speechless.

 

She calls him two hours later and leaves him a message, telling him she sucked off both guys so now he can go back to his ex. Seriously!

 

For weeks afterward she tried to contact him but he threatened her with a restraining order. I think it's one of the best stories ever.

 

Wow... so she was a psycho slut, hmm interesting. Good thing your brother got rid of that trainwreck sooner rather than later.

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I met a local police officer from POF- we chatted and texted, msn'd for a few weeks, then had ONE date. I found out quickly he was married and blew him off.

 

He started hanging out in front of my loft in his cruiser, while working night shift! I'd come home after being out and he'd be parked there waiting.

That led to stopping by and buzzing my buzzer at all hours of the day and night, filling up my voicemail with nasty (then "I'm sorry") messages, and sending me pictures of his dinkle to my cell phone.

 

Yes, I said dinkle.

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I met a local police officer from POF- we chatted and texted, msn'd for a few weeks, then had ONE date. I found out quickly he was married and blew him off.

 

He started hanging out in front of my loft in his cruiser, while working night shift! I'd come home after being out and he'd be parked there waiting.

That led to stopping by and buzzing my buzzer at all hours of the day and night, filling up my voicemail with nasty (then "I'm sorry") messages, and sending me pictures of his dinkle to my cell phone.

 

Yes, I said dinkle.

 

LOL. That's all I could think to say when I read this.

 

Hmm, how do you stop a cop from breaking the law? Loitering, obsenity, harassment, missuse of government property (cruiser)...

 

How did that all end if I may ask?

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LOL. That's all I could think to say when I read this.

 

Hmm, how do you stop a cop from breaking the law? Loitering, obsenity, harassment, missuse of government property (cruiser)...

 

How did that all end if I may ask?

 

I told my gf who is also a cop, but in a different city.

She went with me to report him. She found out through the grape vine that he had a "history". Apparantly he once took a report fom a victim at a minor accident and started stalking her.

 

After I reported him, he called to apologize and promised to leave me alone if I didn't pursue charges.

 

He did leave me alone after that.

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I think the difference is I pulled a knife to protect myself from a crazy jerk I wanted out of my apartment in case he turned violent.

 

Where as the guy Sedgwick was dating pulled a knife as a response to someone leaning on his car and not at all in self defense.

 

Pretty obvious difference to me.....

 

Exactly! Believe me, I got away from that one FAST!

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I feel so much better about myself being surrounded by such weird and uh, not so wonderful stories. Now I know that I just have a bad temper which I am working on to cure as it has ended countless relationships and revealed not only the jerk in me but him.

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Shortly after my divorce a few years back, I was dating a man for about 6 weeks. He seemed awesome at first---kind, sweet, polite. It was a LDR, he lived aboput 2 hours away from me. After about 6 weeks, I started to notice some red flags & decided I didn't want to see him anymore. We talked on the phone and I let him down gently..I said it me and not him.

 

Needless-to-say, he got real nasty, real quick. Calling me all sorts of names (wh*re, c*nt). I hung up on him and he called back 36 times within 2.5 hours. He left messages, ranging from absolute rage, to sweet (hunny, babe), then nasty again. Next thing I knew, he was banging on my door. He drove 2 hours, after me not answering the phone. He was circling my house, looking in my windows, begging me to open the door.

 

Mind you, I am at home with a 3 and a half year old. Through the door, I told him to leave, or I will call the cops. He left, but called one more time calling me a c*nt. I never heard from him again. Thank God.

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Shortly after my divorce a few years back, I was dating a man for about 6 weeks. He seemed awesome at first---kind, sweet, polite. It was a LDR, he lived aboput 2 hours away from me. After about 6 weeks, I started to notice some red flags & decided I didn't want to see him anymore. We talked on the phone and I let him down gently..I said it me and not him.

 

Needless-to-say, he got real nasty, real quick. Calling me all sorts of names (wh*re, c*nt). I hung up on him and he called back 36 times within 2.5 hours. He left messages, ranging from absolute rage, to sweet (hunny, babe), then nasty again. Next thing I knew, he was banging on my door. He drove 2 hours, after me not answering the phone. He was circling my house, looking in my windows, begging me to open the door.

 

Mind you, I am at home with a 3 and a half year old. Through the door, I told him to leave, or I will call the cops. He left, but called one more time calling me a c*nt. I never heard from him again. Thank God.

he sounded like a keeper :rolleyes:

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he sounded like a keeper :rolleyes:

 

He is not the only psycho I have crossed paths with; however, we would need a few pitchers of marguritas to tell all of the stories. :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

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He is not the only psycho I have crossed paths with; however, we would need a few pitchers of marguritas to tell all of the stories. :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

I have never met psycho men until I moved to New Jersey. I seriously think it is something in the water.:eek:

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Ive had many of these but this one was the funniest(for me anyway)

 

Id been dating this chick for a month and she mentioned that she was going to cut all her hair off. Well not all, but shave the sides, and let her hang down from the top during the day to hide it, and then pin it up to show it off at night etc..

 

I told her flatly that I was gone if she did it, but she did it anyway. When she called and said she did it and was coming over, i told her not to bother...it was over, i never want to see it.

 

well she came pounding on the door so i sent my best friend to answer... she forced her way in so i hid under the bed....then i realized she was checking the kitchen cabinets looking for me so i figured under the bed wasnt going to work so i tried to slide out but the bed frame caught on my jeans so the whole bed flipped in to the air....I made it out of the bedroom window...hid right underneath on the ground and she stuck her head out but didnt look down :D

 

 

she called a bunch after that but i never saw her again

 

I never understood her reaction when she KNEW what was going to happen....if she cared that much she shouldnt have cut her hair like that. i guess i knew she was nuts when she said she wanted to cut her hair like that.

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LMFAO!!! Do you realize that you have just revealed what a nut you are!!

 

 

 

Ive had many of these but this one was the funniest(for me anyway)

 

Id been dating this chick for a month and she mentioned that she was going to cut all her hair off. Well not all, but shave the sides, and let her hang down from the top during the day to hide it, and then pin it up to show it off at night etc..

 

I told her flatly that I was gone if she did it, but she did it anyway. When she called and said she did it and was coming over, i told her not to bother...it was over, i never want to see it.

 

well she came pounding on the door so i sent my best friend to answer... she forced her way in so i hid under the bed....then i realized she was checking the kitchen cabinets looking for me so i figured under the bed wasnt going to work so i tried to slide out but the bed frame caught on my jeans so the whole bed flipped in to the air....I made it out of the bedroom window...hid right underneath on the ground and she stuck her head out but didnt look down :D

 

 

she called a bunch after that but i never saw her again

 

I never understood her reaction when she KNEW what was going to happen....if she cared that much she shouldnt have cut her hair like that. i guess i knew she was nuts when she said she wanted to cut her hair like that.

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I'm not sure if this one is crazy, or down right freaky/scary weird. Probably both.

 

I went on a first date a several weeks ago. After dinner we stopped to get some tea to keep talking and the guy started detailing all the ways he was sexually molested as a child. Then he tells me it took him a few years to figure out what was happening was wrong, and that he had been doing the same thing to his female cousins the whole time.

 

Umm.....I ran away very fast. I get it that stuff happens, but that's not what I want to hear on a first date.

 

Other crazy stuff....had a drunk ex come to my house and punch/break a window to try to get in. (Thank heavens for those small tiny window panes, not sure how he was planning to crawl through that.)

 

And my exHubby totally used to do the cell phone bill stalking thing. At one point he highlighted every number from my phone that he didn't know and took it to my MOTHER to try to prove to her that I was cheating on him and he tried to make her call all the numbers so she could "see for herself" My mother told him he was insane, so he brought the list to me and did lots of yelling and gesticulating. Funny...he was the one cheating.

 

There are a lot of crazies out there!

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LMFAO!!! Do you realize that you have just revealed what a nut you are!!
it wasnt one of my more mature moments. ;)

 

in my defense, id just turned 18 and it was my first apartment...and the first time a woman had ever pounded on my door.

 

Plus, id already cut her some slack...she had come to me several weeks earlier and asked me to hold a pound of pot for her(i refused) so her parents wouldnt find it. I was thinking with my dick at that point(plus free pot)....im not against pot but i dont want to be anywhere near a pound of it. Anyway she was on thin ice as it was, so the hair cutting thing was just the icing on the cake.

 

but yeah hiding under the bed was kinda of a puss thing to do no matter how i try to spin it :D

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but yeah hiding under the bed was kinda of a puss thing to do no matter how i try to spin it :D

 

When you can't kill it, run away from it. Bushmans credo

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LMFAO!!! Do you realize that you have just revealed what a nut you are!!

 

LOL. Hands down funniest thing I've read on here. Freakin G.I Jane

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she forced her way in so i hid under the bed....then i realized she was checking the kitchen cabinets looking for me so i figured under the bed wasnt going to work

 

Hahahaha. I laughed out loud when I read this. Truely awesome.

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