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while dating?

 

I had a girlfriend that scratched me really badly on my chest. It took several weeks to heal. About 1.5 weeks after she did this, she sees me without my shirt on, then asks how I got the scratches, accused me of cheating. I even reminded of her what she said while she scratched me.. Still... In her insane mind, she needed the drama of accusing me of cheating...

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I am assuming the two of you were being intimate when this happened, if so it is possible that she got soooo wrapped up in the moment that she forgot that she even did it.....

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Where I worked, we had some interns helping over the summer. One of them, a girl, couldn't get her car to start at the end of the day and asked to borrow my cell to call her folk's house for a ride.

 

About a month later, the guy I was dating (and starting to suspect was crazy) confirmed his craziness. I came home to find him steaming mad and waiting inside my apartment (forced entry) with my cell phone bill in his hand (stolen from my mailbox). He told me I was caught out red handed. That I was having an affair with one of the VPs where we worked and he was going to bust us both out to his wife and the company heads.

 

The intern with car trouble turned out to be the VP's daughter and this was my suitor's automatic reaction to her 30 second use on my cell phone. He had to have scoured my entire 7 page bill to find this "evidence". :eek:

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while dating?

 

I had a girlfriend that scratched me really badly on my chest. It took several weeks to heal. About 1.5 weeks after she did this, she sees me without my shirt on, then asks how I got the scratches, accused me of cheating. I even reminded of her what she said while she scratched me.. Still... In her insane mind, she needed the drama of accusing me of cheating...

 

I hope you kicked the crazy bitch to the curb. That almost sounds unreal. Girls like that should have to wear a sign around her neck so guys know to stay away from her.

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Where I worked, we had some interns helping over the summer. One of them, a girl, couldn't get her car to start at the end of the day and asked to borrow my cell to call her folk's house for a ride.

 

About a month later, the guy I was dating (and starting to suspect was crazy) confirmed his craziness. I came home to find him steaming mad and waiting inside my apartment (forced entry) with my cell phone bill in his hand (stolen from my mailbox). He told me I was caught out red handed. That I was having an affair with one of the VPs where we worked and he was going to bust us both out to his wife and the company heads.

 

The intern with car trouble turned out to be the VP's daughter and this was my suitor's automatic reaction to her 30 second use on my cell phone. He had to have scoured my entire 7 page bill to find this "evidence". :eek:

 

Hahaha, holy ****. I hope you got a restraining order and a guy friend to 'escort' him out of your apartment. That is beyond jealous.

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My ex one time while breaking up with me manufactured a story that her ex had gotten into a car accident and was going to die in the ICU. She fully believed the idea that she had made up about him being close to death. She has always been the type to thrive on intense depression, so I guess that was a way for her to make me feel bad for her/comfort her AND give her a reason to leave at the same time. Wow, what a trainwreck bullet I dodged with her. And to think I wanted to marry her at one point! :lmao:

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My ex called the police and told them he had just killed me and was about to kill himself ... I had the police kicking my door down at midnight!

 

That was one of many incidents

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Hahaha, holy ****. I hope you got a restraining order and a guy friend to 'escort' him out of your apartment. That is beyond jealous.

 

No, I acted like it was funny while reaching for a knife and dialing 911 on my phone. Then it was no laughing matter to either of us. He left while calling me a slut and whore :rolleyes:, but he damn sure didn't turn his back on his way out.

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The guy I was with suddenly PULLING A KNIFE on someone for leaning against his car!! It was only our second date so I had no clue he carried one. Oh my god. He wasn't some kind of thug -- he was an educated guy, and very charming and talented. But he had a horrible dark side, as evidenced by the KNIFE!!!!! I have never been so shocked.

 

And Lishy, holy sh*t, that's INSANE!

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a girl once wanted to put a cucumber up my rectum

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Oh I see how it is! When a guy pulls a knife it's his dark side, but when a girl pulls one it's perfectly ok. WOW, what a double standard. :lmao: kidding

 

What's with all the knife play? Crazy asses...

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Oh I see how it is! When a guy pulls a knife it's his dark side, but when a girl pulls one it's perfectly ok. WOW, what a double standard. :lmao: kidding

 

What's with all the knife play? Crazy asses...

 

I think the difference is I pulled a knife to protect myself from a crazy jerk I wanted out of my apartment in case he turned violent.

 

Where as the guy Sedgwick was dating pulled a knife as a response to someone leaning on his car and not at all in self defense.

 

Pretty obvious difference to me.....

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My alcoholic Ex would routinely bring strangers home after the bars closed. The problem was that our bed was in the middle of our living room (we wanted to sleep in front of the fire place), which meant there were strangers suddenly surrounding me, drinking, when I was supposed to be asleep (and I slept in the nude).

 

The straw that broke the camel's back was when we were in Geneva -- he brought a stranger back to the hotel room and offered the stranger the bed with me in it! The Ex (who hadn't slept with me in 16 months at that point), was telling the stranger that I was just his secretary and that I wouldn't care...

 

He never got how incredibly inappropriate this behaviour was and, being an alcoholic, it would happen every 6 weeks or so. I did get to the point where I would sleep in clothes and immediately leave when it happened, but more often than not, that would just start a huge fight about how "unsocial and rude" I was by not being welcoming "to his guests."

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while dating?

 

I had a girlfriend that scratched me really badly on my chest. It took several weeks to heal. About 1.5 weeks after she did this, she sees me without my shirt on, then asks how I got the scratches, accused me of cheating. I even reminded of her what she said while she scratched me.. Still... In her insane mind, she needed the drama of accusing me of cheating...

 

Thats heavy stuff man. I feel ya.

 

I once had my back scratched so bad it really hurt. And it was during foreplay, can you believe it?. She was a sadistic biatch. She even hinted that she might bite me, right before oral. Never more , man. I should have throw her out the moment she started the first scratch. She didnt accuse me of cheating, she accused me of being bad in the bed a month later after I avoided her. Can you believe it? I was happy to be alive. And I was such a gentleman that I didnt tell her there was a reason I couldnt lie on my back. I just told her to learn some manners.Never more.:D stupid

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This one guy I dated briefly accused me of trying to flirt with some random guy who passed us in a car and was checking me out. Apparently because I looked to see what he was talking about (he asked why the guy was checking me out and I looked to see who he was talking about), I was trying to flirt with the guy and planning to try and meet him after the guy I was dating left from visiting me. Well after hearing him bitch about it all night I decided that the next day I would break up with him as soon as I walked him to his car that morning. I don't do controlling and that guy was the epitome of a control freak.

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This one guy I dated briefly accused me of trying to flirt with some random guy who passed us in a car and was checking me out. Apparently because I looked to see what he was talking about (he asked why the guy was checking me out and I looked to see who he was talking about), I was trying to flirt with the guy and planning to try and meet him after the guy I was dating left from visiting me. Well after hearing him bitch about it all night I decided that the next day I would break up with him as soon as I walked him to his car that morning. I don't do controlling and that guy was the epitome of a control freak.

 

sounds so familiar.....Jason? :lmao:

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a girl once wanted to put a cucumber up my rectum

 

Did you get it out?

 

sorry I had to ask:D

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My alcoholic Ex would routinely bring strangers home after the bars closed. The problem was that our bed was in the middle of our living room (we wanted to sleep in front of the fire place), which meant there were strangers suddenly surrounding me, drinking, when I was supposed to be asleep (and I slept in the nude).

 

The straw that broke the camel's back was when we were in Geneva -- he brought a stranger back to the hotel room and offered the stranger the bed with me in it! The Ex (who hadn't slept with me in 16 months at that point), was telling the stranger that I was just his secretary and that I wouldn't care...

 

He never got how incredibly inappropriate this behaviour was and, being an alcoholic, it would happen every 6 weeks or so. I did get to the point where I would sleep in clothes and immediately leave when it happened, but more often than not, that would just start a huge fight about how "unsocial and rude" I was by not being welcoming "to his guests."

 

Eskimos are known for offering their wives to strangers. I guess it is not that case....eskimo women usually dont sleep in nude...they could freeze to bed when having wet dreams.

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sounds so familiar.....Jason? :lmao:

 

Lol, he was so crazy. I should've known that something was wrong when he told me that his ex girlfriend became lesbian after dating him (no lie!). I think that was mostly due to the horrendous sex though. :lmao: But yeah, first he called me and told me to get downtown because his car apparently overheated. So I met him downtown and he went into this store to get some ice cream, flirted with the girl behind the counter, and didn't offer to buy me some ice cream which was strike number one. Then when we were going down the street after we got the car fixed, he told me I had only chose my university because it was full of rich guys and that I was going to leave him for one of them. LOTS of insecurity, strike two. Then the last incident happened and I was like three strikes and your outta here!

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Pretty obvious difference to me.....

 

No ****. That's why I was kidding.

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Lol, he was so crazy. I should've known that something was wrong when he told me that his ex girlfriend became lesbian after dating him (no lie!). I think that was mostly due to the horrendous sex though. :lmao: But yeah, first he called me and told me to get downtown because his car apparently overheated. So I met him downtown and he went into this store to get some ice cream, flirted with the girl behind the counter, and didn't offer to buy me some ice cream which was strike number one. Then when we were going down the street after we got the car fixed, he told me I had only chose my university because it was full of rich guys and that I was going to leave him for one of them. LOTS of insecurity, strike two. Then the last incident happened and I was like three strikes and your outta here!

 

Wow you didn't even start counting strikes until he didn't offer to buy you ice cream lmao. You're pretty lenient. I counted three strikes before that! :D

 

So funny that ice cream is where you draw the line haha

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Wow you didn't even start counting strikes until he didn't offer to buy you ice cream lmao. You're pretty lenient. I counted three strikes before that! :D

 

So funny that ice cream is where you draw the line haha

 

Lol, I guess I was too lenient. And the ice cream incident bothered me because he ignored me the entire time we were in the store. :mad: Then he flirted with the girl and my eyes started to open up a little. He also begged for me back after I ended things up with him and tried to hold a movie I had left at his house hostage so I'd come see him again. He had crazy written all over him, not the worst crazy I've dealt with, but one of the worst. I think the worst guy I dealt with was my ex FWB who still thinks that he has a chance with me after I told him I'd never date him if he was the last guy on Earth. When I first broke things off with him he texted me about 20 times in one day and left 7 voice mails on my phone begging for me to call him back and asking to see me just one more time. Well I don't want to end up on the news either dead or missing, so I always pass on him.

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Where I worked, we had some interns helping over the summer. One of them, a girl, couldn't get her car to start at the end of the day and asked to borrow my cell to call her folk's house for a ride.

 

About a month later, the guy I was dating (and starting to suspect was crazy) confirmed his craziness. I came home to find him steaming mad and waiting inside my apartment (forced entry) with my cell phone bill in his hand (stolen from my mailbox). He told me I was caught out red handed. That I was having an affair with one of the VPs where we worked and he was going to bust us both out to his wife and the company heads.

 

The intern with car trouble turned out to be the VP's daughter and this was my suitor's automatic reaction to her 30 second use on my cell phone. He had to have scoured my entire 7 page bill to find this "evidence". :eek:

 

Nuts. I wonder how he found out who the number belonged to. Maybe he called every number on the bill.

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Nuts. I wonder how he found out who the number belonged to. Maybe he called every number on the bill.

 

The VP and I worked for the same company but I had never even spoke to him. The guy I was dating worked in another office but reported to the dept the VP headed. So he recognized the number. When he was shouting the guy's name, it sounded familiar...

 

It was a case like the guy was named Terry Smith had a daughter named Theresa Smith. So yeah, his name rang a bell even though I didn't know him.

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The VP and I worked for the same company but I had never even spoke to him. The guy I was dating worked in another office but reported to the dept the VP headed. So he recognized the number. When he was shouting the guy's name, it sounded familiar...

 

It was a case like the guy was named Terry Smith had a daughter named Theresa Smith. So yeah, his name rang a bell even though I didn't know him.

 

Ah. Weird if he'd have the number memorized though. I don't have any of my bosses numbers memorized. I imagine there was some intense scrutiny of that bill. Lucky for you that the daughter used the phone. Helped find out how nuts he was sooner than later.

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